A WarioWare Inc. story by Father Hulk
Author's Notes: Greetings, my children! Let me…
The Author's Notes will not be seen tonight so that we may bring you the introduction by the brains of the outfit!
Wah-hah-hah! The brains of the outfit is ME, Wario! And you may as well call me the executive producer of this project! Even if you don't, I'm still the one making all the money!
Father Hulk: Ahem… Wario, would you let me do my intro now?
Wario: (Flicks Hulk's head) Disappear! Now, anyway, I'm making all the decisions as far as this excuse for a story is concerned. My main goal is to maximize profits while minimizing effort!
Father Hulk: (crosses arms) Nothing out of the ordinary…
Wario: (blink blink) Didn't I flick your head just a minute ago? Why are you still here?
Father Hulk: …
Wario: ANYWAY! Wait, hang on… (picks his nose and tosses away a chunk) Much better! Now, where was I? Oh yeah! In order to get the most profits out of this outfit, we… I mean I, have decided to make the chapters small! Not that it will cut out of the quality of the story! Wah, hah, hah!
Father Hulk: You're damn right. I'm stuffing as much as I can into your pathetically-sized chapters. And while I have a word in edgewise, may I announce that I do not own WarioWare Inc. or anything related to it, only…
Wario: That's right! I do! And nobody else! And let me further state that… (hat is stolen)
Father Hulk: I got your hat! I got your hat! (laughs and runs out the door)
Wario: Mamma-mia! Get back here, or I take your name out of the story all together! (chases)