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Tony and Kate arrived to see many news crews surrounding NCIS headquarters. The press, sensing that Kate and Tony looked official and probably knew something about Gibbs immediately scurried over to them and begun asking question after question.
Kate, used to the press after dealing with the president, simply stated 'no comment' whilst Tony took advantage of the situation.
"I can assure you that Leroy Jethro Gibbs, is not a terrorist. It was just a misunderstanding. I'm Tony DiNozzo, Di-Capital N-o-z-z-o. I'm looking for a date and my phone number is-" it was at this point that Kate grabbed his shoulder and pulled him into the building.
Janet had let only one member of the press in. Bob Degas.
Bob Degas was the sports announcer for the local news. He taught youth football, wrestled and, in Janet's opinion, rivaled Freddy in how good his hair looked.
She was wasting as much time as possible talking to the sly looking reporter who had obviously never covered a serious story in his life. This was projected in the clothes he was wearing (A mussel shirt and jeans.) as well as how he conducted himself and talked
"So, there was like an agent, dude, right? And he went to Starbucks with a gun? Why?" he scratched at his armpit, then adjusted himself murmuring something about his penis.
"Because, he's an agent and- Can I help you?" Janet looked up seeing a none press person enter the building. She looked like a doctor.
"Yes, I'm looking for Leroy Jethro Gibbs."
"We'll help you." Tony smiled, "we're going to see him right now." he put his arm lightly over her shoulder and she responded; Keep your hands off me or you won't be seeing anything again.
Kate laughed and quickly became friends with however the woman was. Tony excused himself and headed off to Abby's lab to complain about women.
Tony entered the lab and heard the last bit of Abby's phone call.
"Great. He'll see you there at 9:00 tonight assuming he doesn't get stuck at work." Abby hung up and turned to Tony grinning madly.
"You set me up on a date didn't you?" he asked noting the her TV was on and it was showing live broadcast from outside the building.
"Yup. With a hot brunette. When I learned you were so desperate, I just had to call her." Abby shrugged and put her phone down. She turned to a large cup on which she had written Caff-Pow.
"You think I'm desperate for a date?" Tony choked on a non existent drink and pulled up a chair.
"Well, I you had to announced you were looking for a date on TV, well, hey! Did you know there's a few reporters from national TV? And one from Britain." Abby was slightly hyper. Obviously from the 'caff-Pow' she was drinking. "I bored." She sighed and would have sulked, but was too hyper, so instead, she took another sip of her homemade Caff-Pow.
"Those are never good words when it comes to you." Tony laughed Abby glared at him for a second before bouncing out of her seat raising one finger in the air.
"I have an idea!" she shouted, "and you're going to help me." she grinned evilly and Tony feared for his life. And his clothes. The last time Abby had been bored and recruited him to help they had glitter glued his clothes.
"Muh-ha-ha-ha!" she pulled out some water and put it into a bucket, then added a bit of corn syrup and red food coloring. Why she had all this in her lab, Tony didn't want to know, though he suspected that it had something to do with- well, knowing Abby, it was defiantly something,
"Tony," Abby looked up from the concoction. "Could you go to my desk and in the bottom left drawer, there's a key…" he went over to her left and located it and held it up in the air for her to see. "Now, open the top right drawer, and pull out the-"
"Tampons! There's tampons in your desk!" Tony screamed his arms flying about wildly. Abby chuckled, he looked he might wet himself.
"Yes, grab them and bring them to me." she said slowly and clearly.
Sheepishly, he did so.
Abby ripped open the package and took out a few, opened them and stuck them into the concoction.
As afraid as he was, Tony wanted to know what exactly she was going to do.
"Open the window." She instructed. It was only now that Tony knew what she was going to do and he cackled to himself.
The window now open she threw them out making the crowd scream. Both Abby and Tony fell down next to the window giggling madly as they listened it the horrified moans of the press below.
"I bet you ANYTHING Tony and Abby had something to do with it." McGee nodded and Kate simply stared at him. This comment was not worth a response. It was possibly more obvious than saying 'Gibbs has an addiction to coffee.' McGee looked at her then the floor then back at her and nodded to the floor again. "Right. Stupid comment."
Kate nodded in agreement.
Intern, Ducky, and McGee had come back about 30 minutes after Kate and Tony had left. The press had gone crazier over them because they had a dead body. Most had assumed that it was someone Gibbs had killed, the rest had assumed it was Gibbs.
"Hee hee, I'm back!" Intern announced bouncing into the Interrogation Observation room. He jumped back out saying he'd be back in a very bad fake accent. So far, he had bounced in and out five times. He was much more annoying than Tony, if you asked Kate.
And that was defiantly saying something. She turned her attention to the interrogation room where Gibbs sat, his Doctor looking sternly at him.
The wooden chair in interrogation had held some of the worst smelling scariest people in the nation. It had seen and heard things most people don't even imagine. That chair was a very tough chair.
However, one thing, other than someone over 450 pounds, made it quiver in fear. Gibbs. Over it's ten years in use it had seen Gibbs many times, but never before had he been sat in by him. Table, Chairs best friend laughed a little bit, but only out of nerve.
Table had been hit many times by Gibbs but had put up with it because there was nothing he could do, but this time was different.
He, and chair, had heard from another chair that Gibbs was not allowed to drink coffee. No coffee defiantly meant no caffeine and this meant Gibbs would be weaker.
Yes, table was going to get his revenge today…
"ughhhhhhhhhhh" moaned Table as he attempted to lift his own weight and fall on Gibbs. It was no use. Chair begun tottering as he laughed and Gibbs stood up.
His doctor was also clearly confused.
"Hee hee. It would seem that the furniture is possessed. Intern stuck his head into interrogation then skipped up to the observation and announced his findings again.
"We know. We can see and hear everything going on in that room." Kate tapped the glass and Intern's mouth fell open.
TBC.. IF i get enough reviews.