Disclaimer: Don't own NCIS, Fountains of Wayne or Must love dogs. Nor do I own the 'Hot Brunette'
Ohh! did anyone see the commercial for the new NCIS season? Here are my comments; Hmm… Grrr… Ahhh! A Gibbs sex scene? Hmm… Intriguing, yet still disturbing.
"It has been confirmed that Special Agent Gibbs just wanted a cup of coffee and did not mean harm to anyone in Starbucks. We have this clip from NCIS headquarters earlier today on the incident." The camera changed views to show Tony and Kate walking into the building, Tony grimaced as he saw how he looked. They defiantly hadn't gotten his good side, and the embarrassment of Kate dragging him into the buildings was well, astronomical.
He clicked off the TV as he buttoned his shirt and prepared for his date. He and the 'Hot Brunette' were meeting outside the movie theater at 8:00 to see 'Must love dogs'. Before the NCIS director had decided to yell at Abby, for what he had described as a 'Brainless, maddening, exasperating, worthless accomplishment.' (It was very obvious he had been misusing his thesaurus privileges.) Tony had asked her how he would know who the 'Hot Brunette' she'd assured him he would know, and left it at that.
He glanced at his watched and headed out to his car, double checking that he had a condom.
If ever there had been a time someone wanted to be punished by Gibbs, this was that time. Two things contributed to this; One, he could barely stay awake and was weak from being scolded by his doctor, and Two, Abby had not realized how stupid and annoying the NCIS director could be. After the first three minutes of his ranting Abby begun to regret giving him a thesaurus for Christmas. Normally she wouldn't have gotten him anything but as his secret Santa, it had been required.
McGee sat outside the NCIS building waiting for Abby. He had no bus money and Abby had promised to give him a ride, but after her, and McGee guessed Tony's too, stunt the director had called her up to his office and his yells could be heard throughout the building. The only one who didn't seem to noticed was Gibbs' doctor as she lectured him on his caffeine habit.
"McGee!" A relatively sharp voice said from behind him, "Abby's going to be in there for a while, I'll give you a ride" a drowsy looking Gibbs went over to his car fallowed by McGee who was grateful his will was in order, and became even more grateful as he realized Gibbs' driving was worse when he hadn't had caffeine.
The speedometer read up to 140 mph and McGee had subtle feeling they would be going much faster than that the second they got in the freeway. He was wrong.
Gibbs was still a very bad driver, but now he was a slow bad driver. The speedometer barely reached 20 as the puttered along the freeway attracting lots of attention and the finger. For a few minutes a sparrow had stood on the hood.
McGee looked at his watch. At this rate, he would be home in 45 minutes.
Tony's head bobbed to the rhythm of a song by Fountains of Wayne. It was heir first CD, before they had become to commercial, Abby had given it to him. He liked it. Song number two reminded him on McGee trying to get Abby and number one reminded him of himself, but song number three was the one he was listening to.
'Denise' was the perfect pre-date song, in Tony's mind, especially if you didn't know the person.
Small droplets of rain begun splattering on the ground outside the movie theater and the man in the ticket booth watched as a brunette moved under the covering. She had arrived 20 minutes earlier, at 7:35.
She was wearing dark blue jeans and a black shirt, he had asked her what was up and she had explained to him that she was on a blind date but had been to nervous to stay home considering who had set her up on the date. Sighing she leaned back against the wall and waited for the man Abby had described as a 'Hot Brunette'.
Abby had also told her that she wouldn't be able to resist him.
"Kate?" a familiar voice asked from behind her, and she spun around quickly, reaching for a gun that wasn't there, and running right into Tony.
"Umm…, go away; I'm waiting for someone." Kate started turning red and turned away.
"Did Abby tell you to come here?"
"Oh my god! You're the Hot brunette I won't be able to resist!" Kate's hands flew to her mouth and she made a silent vow not to talk to Abby for a day.
"Funny, that's how she described you to me." Tony laughed. Only he could see the hilarity in the situation. Well, maybe it was just that she, Kate, couldn't see it.
"I'm leaving." she spun on her heel and headed back towards the bus stop. Her car was currently in the shop.
"Want a ride?" Tony yelled after her, attracting stares from a few people. One lady moved her children farther away.
TBC….