SURVIVOR INUYASHA: DAY ONE-THREE

Matt Duszynski

It's a Survivor series with the cast of Inuyasha! How will they survive?

SURVIVOR INUYASHA: OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, OUTLAST, OUTRAMEN

Inuyasha and the gang find themselves on a large boat heading to a deserted island. Inuyasha is not amused.

"What the hell?"

A man walked down from the controls of the boat.

"Hello. My name is Matt Duszynski, and you're on SURVIVOR: INUYASHA."

The entire group looked at him dumbfounded.

THREE HOURS LATER, AFTER THE EXPLANATION

"I will divide you up into two tribes, and you will each get a separate beach. Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo, you are Tribe Kewl. Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kagura, Koga, and Kikyo, you are Tribe Baed. SURVIVORS READY? GO!" Everyone ran to their designated beaches, and the seventh SURVIVOR challenge had officially begun.

TRIBE KEWL

"Kagome, you go get us some food. Sango, you find firewood. Miroku, you get us some fresh water. Shippo, go do something useful. I'll build a shelter." Everyone went about their duties in an orderly fashion, and soon, they had a fire blazing, with fresh water and foods stockpiled near their rudimentary shelter.

TRIBE BAED

"Does anyone know how to do anything? I only know how to fight."

"I know how to cook." Team Baed was not doing too well, so they concentrated their efforts on building shelter. It turned out to be a piece of crap.

TRIBE KEWL

"We got mail! Let's see… 'This challenge is strength, and intelligence too, you will need the attached, it will be important to you.' What's that supposed to mean?"

TRIBE BAED

"Kikyo, you hold on to the key." Team Baed was having some problems getting their supplies.

"Who got the fresh water?"

"I thought Naraku was supposed to."

"I wasn't going to get it."

"Neither was I."

"Shut up, Koga."

CHALLENGE SITE

"Welcome. How was your first day on SURVIVOR: INUYASHA?"

"It sucked, Matt."

"Really? I thought it was nice here."

"Anyway, who brought the keys? Good. You're going to need them in today's challenge. One at a time, each team member will run through the obstacle course, unlock the designated box, and hand whatever's inside to the next person. Then, after all the puzzle pieces have been unlocked, you can assemble your puzzle on those mats. First tribe to spell the word 'IMMUNITY' wins immunity, and doesn't come to Tribal Council tonight. Loser will see me tonight at Tribal Council, and vote someone off. SURVIVORS READY? GO!" Matt screamed it as loud as he could.

FIVE MINUTES ELAPSED

Tribe Kewl had four out of the five pieces back, whereas Tribe Baed had only three of the five.

"Remember, immunity at stake here."

"I GOT THE LAST PIECE!"

Tribe Kewl started putting together their puzzle.

"Tribe Kewl working on their puzzle, Tribe Baed right behind them…"

"IMMUNITY! We spelled it!"

"Let's see… YES! KEWL TRIBE WINS IMMUNITY!"

"YIPEE!"

"Boo."

TRIBE KEWL

"We won! We won! Doo-weep doo-weep doo-weep!"

"Quiet down."

TRIBE BAED

"Time to head out to Tribal Council. At least there's only a 20 chance that I will get voted off."

"More than that, you walking clay pot. You screwed it up for the entire team!"

"At least I tried, you man-woman!"

"Nobody talks to the great Sesshomaru like that!"

"Shut up, Fluffy."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

TRIBAL COUNCIL

"I'm picking up on some anxiety between you two. Anyway, time to vote. Fluffy, you're up first."

"DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY!"

FIVE MINUTES LATER

STILL AT TRIBAL COUNCIL

"One the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll go tally the votes. First vote- Kikyo. Second Vote- Fluffy, A.K.A. Sesshomaru. Third vote- Kikyo. That's two votes Kikyo, one vote Fluffy. Fourth vote- Naraku. Fifth vote, and first person voted out of SURVIVOR: INUYASHA… Kikyo. Will you please bring me your torch? The tribe has spoken. It is time for you to go. Whoops, I seem to have lit you on fire."

NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR:

Inuyasha goes stir-crazy! Koga becomes smart and rational! It's a crazy three days on SURVIVOR.

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