SURVIVOR: INUYASHA DAYS FOUR-SIX

AUTHOR'S NOTE: WOW! Four reviews in twenty-four hours! I'm amazed. Also, I would like to point out that the similarity of the tribe names to the words "Cool" and "Bad" was not accidental.

eagleye145: Let's hope the tribes don't kill each other first!

Queen Izzy: I intend to.

mason680: Umm… (slowly backs away). Just kidding.

FanFamily: It's not really original. It's just Survivor, with a twist. But thank you for the praise.

Thank you all very much for the kind reviews.

PREVIOUSLY ON SURVIVOR:

Tribe Kewl won the Immunity challenge.

"We won! We won! Doo-weep doo-weep doo-weep!"

"Quiet down."

And Tribe Baed went to Tribal Council, where Kikyo was voted off.

"Time to vote. Fluffy, you're up first."

"DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY!"

"First person voted out of SURVIVOR: INUYASHA… Kikyo."

AND NOW, THE CONTINUATION:

"Graagh!"

Inuyasha was pounding his fist into random objects on Tribe Kewl's island.

"Inuyasha, calm down!"

"Shut up, wench."

"SIT BOY!"

"OOF!"

Inuyasha was now getting some face time with the dirt.

TRIBE BAED

"I am so glad we got rid of Kikyo."

"Me too, FLUFFY! HA HA HA!"

"SHUT UP! NOBODY CALLS THE GREAT SESSH…"

"Yeah, yeah, we heard it already. Go get some food. Naraku, dispatch your demons to do our bidding. Kagura, work on the shelter. I'll go think of ways to make Kagome my mate… OW!"

Naraku snuck up from behind and beat him with the water jug.

"He ain't going nowhere."

REWARD CHALLENGE

"How are the tribes holding up? And where's Koga?"

"Tribe Baed is just fine. Koga is indisposed at the moment, because (cough) Ibeathimovertheheadwithawaterjug (cough)."

"In Tribe Kewl, Inuyasha went crazy, so we tied him to a tree fifty feet above the ground."

"Well, that makes the tribes even. In today's reward challenge, you will need determination more than anything. You will swim out to those floating platforms, and balance on them. There is a storm coming, so the waves are going to get choppier as time passes by. Whichever tribe has the last person standing wins reward. Want to know what you're playing for?"

"YEAH!"

"You are playing for a ten-pack of delicious Ramen!"

When Inuyasha heard the word ramen, even though he was chained to a tree on a different island, he immediately broke the chains and went to join the tribe.

"Did someone say ramen?"

"Inuyasha? We chained you to a tree!"

"Oh well. One of you is going to have to sit this one out."

"I will." Kagome volunteered. "I was never great shakes at the balance beam."

"Okay, then, SURVIVORS READY? GO!"

They swam out to the correct platforms, and the challenge began.

TEN MINUTES ELAPSED

For Tribe Kewl, Inuyasha and Miroku were the only ones left. Sango had fallen on a particularly high swell. Tribe Baed only had Naraku left. Kagura was disqualified for using her powers, and Sesshomaru (Fluffy) was worried about his hair. He left to a stream of comparisons between him and girls.

FIFTEEN MINUTES ELAPSED

Miroku had jumped off to sit with Sango, so only Inuyasha and Naraku were left.

"YOU PERVERT!"

Suddenly, Miroku flew through the air and smacked Naraku off the platform.

"Well, it's not in the rules, but, KEWL WINS REWARD!"

TRIBE KEWL

"We won! We won! Where was I? Oh yeah! SIT BOY! SIT BOY! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"

"Mmmph mmmph mmmph!"

"Don't you ever go crazy like that again, do you hear me?"

A muffled "Shut up." came from a very deep pit in the ground.

"SIT!"

"OOOW!"

"YOU LECHEROUS MONK!"

Miroku suddenly flew up and away into the ocean.

"He'll be back."

"Nice shot, Sango."

TRIBE BAED

"I believe that by simply adding a supporting pylon and beam to our shelter, it will become fifty percent sturdier, and more easily expandable."

Koga had woken up, and the whack on the head supposedly jostled some previously unused (must be a lot of those) brain cells into life.

"Wow. Koga's actually smart. And his ideas work."

"I resent that, Kagura. You hurt my feelings."

"His personality changed, too!"

"We need to step up our game, and win the next challenge."

"You got it, Fluffy."

"AAAARGH!"

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

"How was your reward?"

"Inuyasha hid it all, but he'll give it back. He doesn't know how to cook."

"Anyway, do you want to know what the challenge is?"

"YEAH!"

"Okay. You will be in a tug of war competition, with a twist. There will be a rope tied around everyone's waists that forms a circle. Each team will try to knock the other down by walking faster. Tribe with members standing wins immunity. Losers will see me at Tribal Council tonight. SURVIVORS READY? GO!"

Shippo immediately fell over, as did Fluffy (Sesshomaru).

FIFTEEN MINUTES ELAPSED

Miroku had groped Sango while walking, and was immediately pummeled out of the competition. Kagura tried to use powers… again… and was disqualified. Kagome had gotten tired of walking, and voluntarily stepped down.

"Ready everybody? RUN NOW!"

Tribe Baed had a plot to pull Tribe Kewl down while they were tired.

"Whaaagh!"

It worked. Inuyasha and Sango fell down immediately.

"BAED WINS IMMUNITY!"

TRIBE KEWL

"Hey Shippo."

"Yes Kagome?"

"Let's try to vote Miroku off."

"Okay. I would never vote for you, Kagome."

"Thanks, Shippo."

Meanwhile, the others were plotting.

"Let's vote off Shippo."

"I agree. That demon fox has been a hinderance."

"Stupid fox. Survivor is for adults."

TRIBE BAED

"WE WON! WE WON! FINALLY, WE WON! YES!"

"Shut up, hairy mutt."

"Quiet down, Fluffy."

The insults raged for five minutes, before stopping.

"Hey Kagura."

"What, Naraku?"

"The next time we go to Tribal Council, let's vote off Koga. I don't like him."

"Agreed."

TRIBAL COUNCIL

"Before I begin the voting, I would like to ask what happened to Miroku at the challenge?"

"Well, it's simple. I-"

Sango kicked Miroku in his 'reproductive facility'

"-oof-can't talk-ergh-about it now."

"Okay… let's begin the voting. Inuyasha, you're up."

FIVE MINUTES LATER

STILL AT TRIBAL COUNCIL

"One the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes. First vote- Shippo. Second Vote- Miroku. Third vote- Miroku. That's two votes Miroku, one vote Shippo. Fourth vote- Shippo. Fifth vote, and second person voted out of SURVIVOR: INUYASHA… Shippo. Will you please bring me your torch? DON'T DROP IT! The tribe has spoken. It is time for you to go."

Matt put out Shippo's torch, and he wandered down the exit path to the waiting boat.

NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR:

Kagome's sad without Shippo. Will that affect her performance? Good or bad? The Fluffy-taunting gets out of control! Find out what happens next time, on SURVIVOR: INUYASHA!