SURVIVOR INUYASHA: DAYS 9-12
Matt Duszynski
Listen, I know the update was late, I've been grounded, Internet was busted, etc. So please SHUT UP about it. I've been burning the candle at both ends and in the middle to get this posted. Straight in to the story:
PREVIOUSLY ON SURVIVOR:
Everything was crazy.
AND NOW THE CONTINUATION:
FUNNEE TRIBE
"I am glad everything's back to normal."
"So am I."
"So am I."
"I WILL SLAY ANYBODY WHO EATS MY RAMEN!"
"Well, that's normal."
Suddenly, the host appeared with coffee in his hand and a notebook under his arm.
"Okay, listen. I've been up for hours getting this fanfic back on track. As a result, the fanfic is going to go offline for a while. You'll be floating in a white area for fifteen minutes. Here's some coffee, have fun."
"Wait…"
But the island disappeared, and they were indeed floating in a white space.
"Well, this is going to be boring."
TEN MINUTES LATER
A strange booming voice came out of nowhere.
"All right, the island is going to come back online shortly. Everything else will reappear soon after."
"How long?"
"Ten more minutes."
"Oh god. This is going to be a long ten minutes. Especially because we can't move."
"IF MY RAMEN DOESN'T REAPPEAR, YOU WILL BE SLAYED!"
"Right. The character motion unit is corrupted, as is the host configuration. I have to reinstall the Host.bat and the charactermotion.sys files."
"Okay… "
TEN MINUTES LATER…
"Everything should be back to normal."
"Where's Miroku?"
"Where's Kagura?"
"Oops. I seem to have deleted Miroku.exe and Kagura.cab. They've now been voted off.
"But we didn't vote them…"
"Shut up! Do you still want to have your reward challenge?"
THREE MINUTES LATER
REWARD CHALLENGE
"Okay. The objective is to out-think the other contestants. You will use mindpower to move the blocks on your board into the correct positions on the board on the other side of the arena."
"I don't think any of us can move blocks with our mind. Especially not that mutt Inuyasha."
"WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A…"
"SIT!"
"MMMPH! OW! WHY YOU…"
"SIT!"
"DAMN!"
"SIT!"
"SH.."
"SIT!"
ONE MINUTE LATER…
"HEY, SHUT UP!"
Everyone turned and looked at the host.
"Sorry, long day. SURVIVORS READY? GO!"
Suprisingly, everyone was able to move the blocks with ease. Unsurprisingly, nobody completed the challenge.
"WHY ME? Okay, nobody won, the reward was to go on a cruise, EVERYONE ON THE BOAT! NOW GET OUT OF MY HAIR!"
"We're not in your…"
"JUST GO!"
LATER…
"Wow. Our host got extremely riled up."
"He needs a vacation."
Suddenly and without provocation, the host came down the stairs from the upper deck.
"What a coincidence! I'm going on vacation soon, so an emergency host will be arriving."
"Good. You need a break."
"I agree."
"Thank you, Kagome. Where's Inuyasha and Koga?"
"Those two shouldn't be left alone for five minutes."
"OH CRUD!"
SUN DECK
"You stupid foul-smelling mutt!"
"Why you little… come over here and have a taste of my sword! Unless you're chicken!"
"HEY! NO FIGHTING! My god, I'm going to have a breakdown from stress before I go on vacation."
"You're going on vacation?"
"Yes, and I'm bringing in a very strict co-host."
"Oh great. Look what you did, wolf."
"SHUT UP!"
"I have got to get out of here. Never mind about a co-host. I'm bringing my laptop on the trip."
"What's a laptop?"
"AAAAAAAGH!"
As the narrator, I am going to end this story and make a cup of coffee for the host.
NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR:
The host goes on vacation, and so does the cast of the show! Including the narrator! Oh joy!