Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or the characters except for Dan T. who might belong to Nintendo.

Dan T.: get on with the story already!

AznMarine12: fine! rated T for violence.

Bowser: GET ON WITH THE STORY!

AznMarine12: (pulls out automatic rifle) shut up or have a gut fulla lead!

Bowser and Dan T.: O.O

anyway, on with the story!

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Chapter 1

It's a peaceful morning in Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone is happy, that is, except for Bowser.

"GRRRRR"! I'm all out of ideas for conquering Mushroom Kingdom!" screamed Bowser. "Perhaps

you should take a stroll sir," said Kammy Koopa. "Yes, yes of course."

Bowser walked, or should I say clomped, through his castle. He passed by a room with some koopatrols playing video games.

"Haha! you got sniped!"

"SO? you just got splattered!"

"WHAT THE FU-"

"WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE PATROLLING THE CASTLE WALLS!"

"W-w-w-w-wel-l," stammered a koopatrol.

Ignoring his useless minion, he looked at the tv screen. It gave him inspiration and a new plan. That's it! thought Bowser.

"-and that's why we aren't patrolling sir." Bowser ran from the room to the drawing board room.

Inside was a lot of plans that were foiled and smashed. Hurriedly, he took a clean one and began his idea.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi were in the basement. Now that Bowser was forced to stop kidnapping Peach by the order of some judge. (me: haha! Bowser got a restraining order against him!)

"Hey Weege! look at this!"

"Wow! It's my old sniper rifle!"

"Why do you have a sniper rifle?"

"Oh, I joined the army,"replied Luigi.

"When did you joined the army?" asked Mario.

"While you were rescuing Peach for the millionth time. I have a tally sheet. Oh yeah, I got you something

so you wouldn't be jealous."

Mario rumaged through the trunk and found a package with a tag that said, For Mario. He unwrapped it and discovered a chain gun.

Meanwhile, Dan T. was running around Mushroom Castle. It had been so long since Bowser appeared, due to

the court order. Princess Peach knew otherwise.

"Damn. I'm tired. I'll head to the basement to cool down."

He did just that. Inside the basement, he found a secret door. Curious, he opened the door just a peek.

Inside were the most outrageous items.

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Tune in next time to see what is in the room!

Bowser: Yea! My awsome plan will be put into action!

AznMarine12: Yes it will, but there's a catch.

Bowser:What's the catch?

AznMarine12:Well, catch us next chapter to find out!

Bowser: Tell me the catch or I'll kill you!

AznMarine12: uhhh...bye bye!(runs off)