Disclaimer: Yeah, right. Like I'm good enough to own Harry Potter. All the people who she invented are hers, and all the other ones are mine, except for Ryan Seacrest.

Chapter 2: The Bachelors!

Ann: And here are the bachelors!

Bachelor Number one:

RON WEASLEY, COME ON DOWN! Ron is 17, and lives in the Burrow (wherever that is). He's tall, with flaming red hair. And, he wants to become the Keeper for England! Here's what he has to say about this competition:

"I'm just here so that my sister doesn't get stuck with some bloody bloke with no brains."

Ann: Whoa, Ron! Try to control your enthusiasm just a little bit! And now for bachelor Number two: HARRY POTTER! Harry is 17, and lives at number 4, Privet Drive (even though he wishes he didn't). He is average height, has jet black hair, and has a curiously shaped scar on his forehead. His goal is to become an Auror.

Here's what Harry has to say:

"Ginny, I really, really, like you. I thought that you were cute on the train in my first year, but I really started liking you when you came to Hogwarts, and got captured by Tom Riddle, and I had to save y-"

Ann: Whoa-K there, we do have a time limit, you know! Well, here's bachelor Number Three! DRACO MALFOY!

"What?" Harry and Ron said in disbelief.

Ann: Yes, that's right, Draco Malfoy! He's 17, and lives somewhere on this planet! He has blond hair, a blonde face, and a blonde mind! His goals are…wait, he has no goals, he has everything he desires right now…

Draco: Except more money! Why do you think I even joined this stupid muggle game? The winner gets $50,000, you morons!

Ginny: -ahem-

Draco: Oh, yeah, he also gets to marry Ginny.

Ginny: Whatever, losers.

Ann: and for bachelor Number four: VINCENT CRABBE!

"WHAT THE HECK?" said Draco, Harry, Ron, and Ginny altogether.

Ann: Crabbe is fat. That's pretty much it. Oh, yeah, don't upset him, he might kill you with a body-slam. Or he might take that paper bag off his face, and that'd kill you, too.

At this point, the host of the show got bored, so she went ice-skating. Ryan Seacrest was the only host available, so they hired him.

Ryan: So, welcome back to American Id-

Ginny whispered something in his ear.

Ryan: Whoops! I meant to say: Welcome back to The Bachelorette! This season's lovely star will be, GINNY W-

Ginny whispered something in his ear again.

Ryan: Oh. It seems that we have already established that. OK. Well, we've already seen the first for bachelors. We'll be right back after this message from our sponsors.

A/N: Hey, I did all that I can do. I really need you guys to come up with some more characters for me! I can't write the next chapter until I get four more! I'm doing four to a chapter now. So, pleas, guys, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

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