Scully: Mulder?...Mulder?... Mulder?...Mulder?...Mulder?...Mulder?...
Mulder: What dammit!
Scully: (starts to sob)… I just wanted…. sniff sniff….. to ask you… a question….
Mulder: what is it then Scully?
Scully: do you love me?
Mulder: love you? (disgusted) hell no!
Scully: you don't? (hurt)
Reyes: no bitch, he loves me!
Scully: you do Mulder?
Mulder: yes Scully, I've tried to tell you time over time, but this is what it's come to.
Scully: (cries into Skinner's arms) He doesn't love me.
Skinner: hell neither do I! You're messing up my suit bitch! (pushes her away roughly- she goes to corner of Mulder's apartment, when a grey alien taller then Mulder comes in)
Alien: I look for the one called Dirty Scully
Scully: me? I'm Dana Scully!
Alien: no, Dirty Scully.
Scully: no I'm sure that's me! I'm Dana Scully!
Alien: I said Dirty Scully! (bitch slaps her)
Mulder: hey don't hurt her!
Reyes: shut up Mulder (holds him back)
Alien: this must be Dirty Scully (picks Scully up off floor)
Scully: yes that's me, what do you want from me?
Alien: we will do the wild thing, where I will put an alien being in your stomach, and therefore you'll make an alien-human hybrid
Scully: ha! I don't know what's up you're butt, but that ain't goin' to happen!
Alien: and why not!
Scully: Because… I'm already pregnant…
Mulder: (walks over to her slowly) …is it mine?
Scully: (nods) I was going to tell you today
Mulder: oh Scully! (wraps arms around her tightly)
Reyes: no Mulder! You're mine!
Scully: he loves me!
Alien: hey! What happened with my situation!
Reyes: oh fuck off…
Alien: well! Color me pink…
Reyes: Mulder's mine!
Scully: no mine! (both grab one of his arms and pull)
Mulder: wait! I have a solution! How about Reyes you go with the alien to make the human hybrid and me and Scully will live happily ever after.
Reyes: (nods) sounds fair to me!
The End