Finally! Another chapter up! I'd like to thank everyone who's reviewed so far. I'd also like to reply to any questions asked in the reviews. Ahem!

Princess Brianna-Jane- I was going to put all those people in the story as the main characters, but I'm lazy and didn't want to take the time to introduce everyone. Don't worry, they'll all be making cameos in randomly selected chapters.

Well, seeing as that's the only question...

Akiro- Start the chapter already!

Me- Okay! I'm going already!

This chapter's going to be a little short. I'm trying my best here, I've got a lot of stuff going right now.

Back at the Angry Mob's hideout, there was a new crisis to attend to.

"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!" screamed Ripto. "Leroy the Llama ate all the ice cream while we were at Home Depot!" Now, that's actually prettyfunny because how many people get to have a reason to say that in their life?

The llama was sitting calmly on the couch where they had left him, surrounded by empty ice cream cartons. He blinked.

"See?! He admits it!" Ripto yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the llama. Spyro shushed him. "Forget about it. We still have the emergency ice cream reserves in the secret compartment."

"Um, Spyro?" Hunter began, pointing to an open, empty compartment in the wall. "Looks like Leroy got to that too."

"Dang, well then, who wants to go to Wal-Mart?"

Everyone quickly ran out of the room

"Well, don't all get up at once." Spyro muttered to himself.

Meanwhile, at Melvin's secret hideout (Located in the local Home Depot)

"Great, just great." Melvin raged. "First the Angry Mob doesn't take me seriously and now the author gives away the location to my secret hideout! Now what?"

Melvin's coach, whose name also happened to be Coach, pulled up a chalkboard and started drawing what looked like a football play. "Okay, you've already announced your presence. Now, you've got to develop an evil plan, release your secret weapon, capture the Angry Mob, tell them your secret plan, leave them to their doom, and execute your plot!"

The chalkboard was now covered in little Xs, Os, and arrows. Melvin studied the chart. "Hmm, secret weapon eh? What's my secret weapon?"

"That is up for you to decide! Now drop and give me fifty!"

"Hey, Coach, this isn't a sport."

"That's what the losers say. Now drop!"

Melvin sighed and got down on the floor. He managed to do six push-ups before he collapsed. Coach blew his whistle. "Close enough! Now, get crackin'! Find that weapon! Go, go, go!"

Melvin quickly ran to the back room, where he saw four large wooden crates. He tried to reach the lid of the first one, failed, and then ran to get a stepladder. He climbed up the ladder and opened the lid of the first crate. Inside were forty-two cases of Spam.

"No, that'll never work." Melvin muttered as he pushed his stepladder to the second crate. This lid was harder to open, and he had to use a crowbar. Inside this one was an assortment of ray guns. "Hmm...maybe." said Melvin. He hurried to open the next crate. He opened the lid to see a skunk.

He quickly shut the lid before the skunk saw him.

"If it's not in this crate," Melvin gasped as he pushed the ladder over to the final one, "I'm going with the Spam!"

He had to break off two locks, a dead bolt, and peel off all the bio-hazard stickers before he could use his crowbar to pry up the lid. He took one look at what was inside, gasped, and shut the lid really quickly. He paused for a moment before peeking into the box again.

"Oh, no! It's horrible! It's disgusting! It's hideous! It's despicable! It's a downright horror to the natural world!" Melvin screamed. "It's.....MY SECRET WEAPON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Good work!" snapped Coach. "Now, release that thing onto the Angry Mob and hit the showers!"

Melvin and Coach both enjoyed a good round of evil laughter as they unleashed the weapon.

The Angry Mob was sitting in their hideout, watching cartoons when the doorbell rang. "Someone's at the door." Bianca observed.

"Since when do we have a doorbell?" Spyro asked as he got up to answer it. He opened the door.

Standing there was a beautiful, female dragon that was about his height and had sparkly pink scales, glistening rainbow wings, and deep blue eyes. She fluttered her long eyelashes at him. "Hi!" she said. "I'm Spyra!"

(Cue 'Psycho' theme and scream.)

The plot thickens! In case you still can't guess what Melvin's secret weapon is, I should tell you that it's a dreaded Mary-Sue! How can the Angry Mob survive this horror? Will Melvin succeed in his evil plan that he will reveal later? Will the Angry Mob get out of this alive? Tune in next time and find out!