Akiro- Panthergirl is asleep right now. She had to get up at five A.M. on Saturday, spend an hour on a bus, wait around all day at Wylie for her UIL events to start, and then deal with eleven upperclassmen on caffeine highs on the bus ride home. So that means today I'll be updating the story.

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Spyro's eyes bugged out, his jaw dropped, and his tail wagged back and forth really quickly. She was beautiful! "So! What brings you here, Spyra?" he asked.

Spyra took a deep breath and launched into her dramatic Sue monologue:

"I was just a young girl when Melvin burned down my house and severely injured my family. Ever since then I have sworn to get revenge on him! One day, I was walking through here and I heard of some superheroes who called themselves the Angry Mob. I knew instinctively that they were the only ones who could help me achieve my goal. So now, I'm seeking them out to join forces with them. Do you know where they are?"

Now, if Spyro hadn't been so distracted by her beauty, he would have realized that she was a Mary-Sue, and should have been sedated and released into the wild immediately. But of course he didn't so oh well. "Why! You've come to the right place! I'm Spyro, and in here is the rest of the Angry Mob! Follow me."

Spyra giggled and stepped inside, brushing against Spyro. He showed her into the living room. All the guys looked up, and immediately started gasping, wolf-whistling, and of course, other things guys do when they see a pretty girl. Hunter was thumping his foot against the floor like a rabbit. Meanwhile, the female members of the Angry Mob glared angrily at the males. Bianca quickly tied a blindfold around Hunter's eyes, but he pulled it down to keep looking.

"Hey everyone!" shouted Spyro. "Meet Spyra, our newest member!"

All the guys said "Hi, Spyra!" and flocked around her. Meanwhile Elora gasped. "Oh no! Her name is Spyra, she's our newest member, and she's so beautiful she attracts men outside of her species!" she exclaimed. "Do you know what that means?"

"She's going down?" Bianca guessed, pulling out a deer rifle and cocking it. "No, no!" Elora took the gun away and tossed it out of the scene. "It means she's a MARY-SUE!"

All the girls gasped. "Of course!" Bianca yelled. "Why else would Hunter act like that?"

"Because of us being girls, we're immune to her Sue-ish charms." Elora explained. "We've got to save the guys before they get trapped in the Sue's vacuum!"

It was too late. All the guys were already drooling over the female dragon, who was clearly interested in Spyro alone. "Thank you, thank you." She said in a sultry voice. "And now, to celebrate my initiation into the Angry Mob, I'd like to say a little something..."

The lights dimmed and Spyra was suddenly standing erect, holding a microphone and wearing a sparkly sequined evening gown. A spotlight focused on her as some dramatic piano music kicked in. "Oh no!" Sheila groaned. "She's gonna sing!"

"My time is drawing near again,

the time to give up all the pain

and let my feelings show.

This time has come so soon today

And when it comes I stand to say

The things you ought to know

Whenever-"

"ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH!" Bianca shrieked as she tackled Spyra and knocked her out of the spotlight. Immediately the music stopped, the lights came back on, and the evening gown was no longer there. "Hey!" Spyra exclaimed. "What was that for?"

"Because you're a Mary-Sue!"

Everyone gasped. "No!" exclaimed Hunter. "She's not a Mary-Sue!" Bianca and all the other girls dragged Spyra into the closet and locked her in. "Let me out!" she yelled from behind the door. "This is so rude!"

"Guys! Why'd you do that?" demanded Spyro. All the other guys were wanting to know the same thing. Elora sighed. "She's a freakin' Mary-Sue!" she yelled. "She's ruining the story with her Sue ways!"

"Oh come on." Some random guy said. "Just cause she's prettier than all you girls put together doesn't mean she's a Mary-Sue."

"WHO SAID THAT!"

All the males quickly stepped away from one really shrimpy-looking shrimp with bug eyes. "Um...no I didn't?"

"GET HIM!" all the females yelled as they quickly drew torches and pitchforks. They chased the shrimp all throughout their hideout and finally off a third-floor balcony. "Okay, now where were we?" Elora asked as they returned to the living room. While they were gone, the guys had let Spyra out of the closet and were now getting her to sign autographs.

"Okay, this is getting pathetic." Bianca said. She blew a whistle, getting all of the guys attention. "All right, people, listen up! We're not going to drag this story into the ground by trying to show you guys that that thing is a Sue! So make a choice now, it's either her or us!"

FIVE SECONDS LATER

"Stupid guys..." Bianca muttered as she and all the female members of the Angry Mob sat on the ground outside. "Well, you gave them a choice." Elora stated. "Now what should we do?"

"We do the only other thing we can do!" Sheila exclaimed. "We get the exterminators!"

Meanwhile, in a nearby bush...

"Yes! My plan is working!" Melvin chuckled evilly. "Now that I've introduced a Mary-Sue into the story, the Angry Mob stands divided!"

"Good job!" said Coach. "Now, what is your evil plan? It better be a good one, or it's bleachers for you!"

"It is simply this: With the Angry Mob divided into two useless halves, there will be no one left to defend Avalar. With Avalar unprotected, I'll broadcast high-frequency radio waves throughout the realm. These waves will be mixed with subliminal show tunes, and cause the whole world to become one big musical! While everyone is dancing, I'll step in and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Hmm...interesting. But what about the girls of the Angry Mob?"

"Girls are way too emotional to actually work together."

"HELLO!" shouted Elora. "We're right here! We can hear every word you say!" Melvin slapped his forehead. "How! Why! I thought we were in perfect secrecy!"

"Melvin, the author only said you were in a nearby bush." Bianca explained. "She didn't say how far away you were, and you ended up being in a bush three feet away."

"Curse you Panthergirl, and your lack of proper detail!"

While Melvin yelled this, the Angry Mob females got behind him and, working together, gave him a wedgie. "Well, see ya later Melvin!" Elora called as they ran away. "We've gotta go see an exterminator about a Mary-Sue!"

"Oh! This smarts!" Melvin exclaimed in a high-pitched voice. "But I'll get over this soon enough. Coach! Let's go find some show tunes!"

Akiro- Well, that's all for now. This is what, chapter three? Well, don't worry. The plot will arrive sooner or later.