Akiro- Hah! It's up!

Me- You just got lucky that time!

Akiro- You're just jealous 'cause I update faster.

"Um...Angry Mob?" the pizza guy said, "It's closing time. You have to leave. Hello?"

The Angry Mob was still sitting around the table, playing Tetris. How the table held all of them is a different story, but we'll discuss that later. Right now, there was no hope for them. They were hooked on the simple, four-cube addiction of Tetris.

Bianca suddenly put her game down. "Okay. I'm bored." She announced. The other members of the Angry Mob were still playing. "Great, they're hooked. Now what do I do?"

The light came on in her head, and immediately burned out. "Let's see. First I need to change that light bulb, and then I need to find a way to get the others away from those Tetris games! "

Fortunately, Bianca didn't have to do anything because at that very moment, the batteries in the Tetris games died. "Hey!" Spyro exclaimed. "My game died!"

"Mine too!"

"And mine!"

"Everyone's game is dead!"

Hunter stood up on the table. "Well, guess what? I'm angry!"

The rest of the mob agreed with Hunter's anger, and they proudly declared that they were angry too. "Quick! To the pitchfork mobile!" Spyro yelled.

"We don't have a pitchfork mobile, remember?" Elora said.

"We do now! I got one on Ebay!"

"YAY!"

The Angry Mob ran out of the Pizza Hut to see their new pitchfork mobile parked outside. They all climbed inside and buckled up. Spyro, in the driver's seat, revved up the engine. "Here we go!"

They took off with blinding speed...for about three seconds. Then, the motor sputtered and died.

"Aww..."

"I'll check under the hood." Hunter volunteered. He got out and began examining the engine.

"How's it look?" Spyro asked.

"Well, we've busted our fabricated half-inch air pipe. That's gonna totally mess up that five gallon fictitious fuel pump and leak all over the flux capacitor."

"So you have no idea what's wrong?"

"Not a clue."

Spyro sighed. "Well guys, it looks like we're gonna have to walk really quickly." Everyone groaned. "Aw, man!"

"Now we're really angry!"

"Let's take out anger out on Melvin in a very violent and humorous way!"

And so, pitchforks raised and torches ablaze, they set off to take their anger out on Melvin. They set out on a dangerous and perilous quest that took them through mountains and across deserts, and over hill and dale.

"Hi Dale."

"Sorry Dale."

"That's okay, I'm used to it."

They battled ferocious monsters and traveled through dark, mysterious forests.

"And for the curious," said Spyro, "Here's a slide show of our trip!"

"Here's a picture of us fighting monsters in the desert. Here's one of us fighting monsters on the mountains. Here's one of us and the monsters in a group shot. Here's one of us with Dale, and this last one that's only darkness and eyeballs is us in the forest."

Their whole journey, though exciting and bold, was really quite pointless because Melvin's secret hideout was right next door to the Pizza Hut.

"Gee, you'd think we would have noticed that earlier." Hunter said.

"Nevermind that, we've got a Melvin to beat!" Spyro yelled. "ATTACK!"

Me- You know, if you'd waited three more hours to post this, you'd have lost the bet.

Akiro- (Sticks out tongue) Nyah!

Me- But my chapters are longer!

Akiro- But mine are faster!