Disclaimer: I apologize for my last disclaimer. I know it was a little scary but I meant it so just pretend that that disclaimer is here instead of this pathetic one.
La: Hey, shel, tell 'em all what you did yesterday!
Shel: Hm? OH YEAH! I was reading the new anime Beckett Magazine. And if there was an InuYasha movie Orlando Bloom would be InuYasha, and Johnny Depp Naraku, and Brad Pitt Miroku! I got up and did a freaky little dance thing right inside Borders BookStore on top of a table.
La: It's true.
Shel: Yep 'grins really big!' I mean, c'mon, those are like the three hottest guys in the real world playing the three hottest guys in the anime world!
La: Not true! Tom Welling and Chad Michael Murray is way hotter than Orlando Bloom will ever hope to be!
Shel: Yeah, but Orland was in Pirates of the Caribbean. SO HA!
La: Damn…that's true.
Shel: You know that Orlando and Johnny get along right?
La: So?
Shel:…..
La: Oh, shel YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
Shel:…..what? I was gonna say they know each other so it would be easy for them. Hey wait, what were you thinking!
La:…..nothing….
Shel: Yeah right…probably something dirty between Inu and Naraku.
La: NO! ……Orlando Bloom and Johnny…
Shel: Sicko. Besides, Tom Welling (Smallville; Clark Kent) was a candidate fort he movie.
La: He was? Really? What about Chad?
Shel: No. Chad would play Kyo from Fruitsbasket tho!
La: YAY! But what about Tom?
Shel: He would play Kouga.
La: I always pictured him with a tail…Tom that is. He could grow his hair out and put it in a ponytail and a one of them short shorts things and….
Shel: O.o You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?
La: Oh yeah, like you haven't? (gets out Shel's diary) "Orlando Bloom would look so hot in dog ears…
Shel: (takes diary away.) one, La, this is your diary.
La: '
Shel: And second,…..yes….yes he would! (hugs picture of Orlando Bloom!
Orlando, Depp, and Welling: O….kay.
Inu, Naraku, and Kouga: That's what we said.
La: I agree. Hey Shel, don't you have a chapter to finish?
Shel: (looks up to see Inu, Naraku, and Kouga impatient) YAY! (jumps into Inu's arms) Inu! (purrs)
Inu: (drops her) freaky chick.
Shel: (Jumps into Orlando Blooms) Good enough!
Orlando: Scary….
Shel: (grabs laptop Bloom still holding her) okay, now…on to the chapter.
Inu: wow…this disclaimer really, really…
Kouga: Sucks.
Inu: Yep.
Depp: It's long too.
La: Yeah. Now, will you excuse me I have to go either find Miroku or Brad Pit…(leaves)
Inu and Kouga? Why not just wait for Shel to start typing again?
Shel: Careful InuYasha. You're in a lot of trouble in this chapter!
Inu: Why? What did I do?
Shel: You'll see. (starts typing and disclaimer ends….finally!)
Kagome shook her head. "No. No way—he left you and Yumi to go look for her?"
Miroku nodded. Kagome rubbed her forehead. "Oh boy. Okay, I can't worry about him right now. Which way did Kagura go?"
Miroku pointed with his staff that seemed like the direction to the well. Kagome told Shippo to stay put and left in that direction.
After only what seemed like a few minutes, she saw a soul collector and InuYasha ripping it apart. "Evil little bastard."
Kagome felt heartbroken. You left and Yumi…
InuYasha looked up to see her standing a few feet away from him. "Kagome, you're—."
"Pissed off."
"What?"
Kagome started to cry a little. "Yumi was taken by Kagura, only because you weren't there to protect her. Why not InuYasha?"
"I um—well look…" InuYasha stammered trying to find the right words.
"You went to find Kikyou again, didn't you?" Kagome sat down feeling very light headed and empty.
"Kagome, I—well listen. You weren't there either, so it's your fault too."
That did it. Kagome looked up and gave InuYasha the most deadly look ever and he thought for sure he was going to get a 'SIT!' but he got something far worse.
"Damn you, InuYasha."
"You what?"
Kagome turned around. "You heard me. You think it's my fault Yumi is gone? Miroku did his best to protect her and he was probably poisoned in the process and he barely knows Yumi. Which is more than I can say for you."
"Kagome hold on a second—."
"You go back to Kikyou, InuYasha."
"You don't—really mean that, do you?"
Kagome wiped the tears away from the corners of her eyes and nodded. InuYasha growled. "Fine then. You can just go home then."
"Trust me I would but I can't leave Yumi here. Not when you're still here. She must be so confused why you left her."
"Listen Kagome…"
"I'm so sick of hearing your excuses! Just shut up and leave!"
"I'm not going anywhere! If anyone is leaving, it's you. I'm tired of you always yelling at me anyway for going after Kikyou! She needs me and that brat can take care of herself!"
"You go to hell!"
"I'm waiting that fateful day when I die with Kikyou. You know I have to protect her!"
Kagome narrowed her eyes. "Damn you."
"Would you just shut up and get out of here, wench!"
Kagome gaped and tried to figure out what to say next. "I hate you." She growled.
InuYasha looked extremely hurt. "You what?" He could hardly believe she had actually said that. Oh man, I really messed up this time. "Kagome you don't—."
Kagome shook her head pathetically at him, turned around and fled from the scene. "Kagome…"
He had really felt his heart break and become too heavy for him to move. "I hate you."
Kagome…
"I hate you!"
"Damn it! Naraku, this is your fault!" InuYasha pounded his fist into the ground when he realized something. No. It's…it's my fault. I went after Kikyou. What happened between her and me was something totally from what I expected to happen.
"I'm so sick of hearing your excuses! Just shut up and leave!"
Do you really hate me though?
"You go back to Kikyou, InuYasha."
Would you really leave me here?
"Trust me I would but I can't leave Yumi here. Not when you're still here. She must be so confused why you left her."
I didn't mean to say that…that I'm waiting to die with her…
"You go to hell, InuYasha!"
InuYasha rubbed his forehead, tired and hurt. Another soul collector floated by and he ripped it apart with a single slashing motion. Another one floated above watching. "Yeah. You go tell Kikyou what happened. Hope she's happy." Wait, Kikyou is still around.
The soul collector floated away in the direction Kagome had left and the direction Kikyou was.
"If she knows Kagome is close, she could go after her and kill her."
Lost and broken
Hopeless and lonely
Smiling on the outside
Hurt beneath my skin
My eyes are fading
My soul is bleeding
I'll try to make it seem okay
But my faith is wearing thin
So help me heal these wounds
They've been open for way too long
Help me fill this soul
Even though this is not your fault
But I'm open
And I'm bleeding
All over your brand new rug
And I need someone to help me sew them up
(Kur0: Grr…I just might end up killing InuYasha in this. Give thanks to my friend for the whole Kikyou run-in with InuYasha. He really did deserve everything Kagome told him. Right? Oh And I would like to take this time to tell you to read two stories: One is by Aero Tendo and it's called "Kagraku" It's awesome so far and it has a lot of chapters. And another one, which only got published the other day, is very very very good. The author is notamonkey666 and the story is called "The Price of Happiness" It's so sad but very good! I hope you guys don't get mad at me for advertising this!
Inu: Nah…she wouldn't kill me…she stalks me…she won't kill me.
Shel: (takes out Tetsusaiga and threatens him) Wanna bet?
Inu: O.o Hey how did you get that!
Shel: I have my ways…(Thank you Kagome!)