Disclaimer: Grr, I'm running out of ideas.
InuYasha and Miroku: Good…
Kagome: (is sitting on ground)
Sango: What's with you Kagome?
Kagome: (bored, shrugs, back to being bored.)
InuYasha: …Kagome?
Kagome: (bored)
Miroku: …Is she okay?
Shel: (kneels down and snaps her fingers in front of Kagome's face) anyone there?
Kagome: (grabs shel's wrist) don't do it…
Shel: (in pain) ahhh…h-h-h-…okay, that's it!
Kagome and Shel: (growl at each other)
Sango: Get them!
La: Not good…
InuYasha and Miroku: (InuYasha keeps Kagome from hitting Shel and Miroku keeps Shel away from Kagome)
Miroku: Hey, settle down, jeeze!
Shel: Not my fault! (Struggling)
InuYasha: Calm down, calm down!
Kagome: (struggling) she started it!
Sango: Have they both lost it?
La, Brookke, Shippo, and Kirara: (nod) Uh huh.
Shel: (Miroku still holding her from attacking) Jeeze, Kagome, lighten up! (Then feels Miroku doing what he does best and really wishes she could slap him) Stop…
Kagome: (InuYasha still holding her from attacking) I don't enjoy people snapping at me!
Shel: You were sitting on the ground!
Kagome: Minding my own business, so why don't you!
Shel: (sobbing) I just wanted to see if you were okaaaay!
Kagome: (sobbing) but you shouldn't have snaaaapped!
Shel: I knooow! (sob)
Kagome: I'm sooo sooorry! (sob)
Shel: Me toooo! (sob)
Miroku and InuYasha: ? (let go of the girls)
Shel and Kagome: (still sobbing but hug each other saying their sorry over and over again)
InuYasha: What the hell just happened here!
Miroku: They got mad over nothing…
InuYasha: …and then they got over that.
Sango: I know what's wrong with them…(sweatdrop, sigh)
Boys, La, and Brookke: What?
Sango: (sigh) 'That time' of the month again…
La, Brookke, and Shippo: OH…
InuYasha and Miroku: Eh?
Sango: I'll explain it to you later…
Shel: (sobbing still) Okay, I gotta finish this okay?
Kagome: (stops crying) Okay.
Shel: (happy) Okay! So I don't own any of these characters (sobbing) Not one of them!
Kagome: (hugs shel again) It's (sob) okaaaay!
InuYasha: W-w-w-w-what the hell!
Miroku: Oh no, this is too weird for me.
InuYasha: Miroku, just finish this up.
Miroku: Yeah, we're done here.
Kagome stood again, the pain in her shoulder had subsided to dull throb and she shook her head lightly to get rid of that buzzing noise echoing in the back of her mind. Oh no, not again. Make it stop.
Kagura sighed. "Oh, she's way too easy."
The giant bear demon growled again and took another swipe at her but InuYasha jumped in front of her and held off the bear's giant claw with the Tetsusaiga. "Kagome, move!"
Kagome put her hand to her forehead as if she had a headache. "No…it—that sound…"
InuYasha scoffed. "Kagura, learn to play fair."
Kagura laughed. "No, no. I don't play fair." The bear demon growled again and tried to swipe at InuYasha with its right arm but Kagura was balanced on that shoulder. "Hold it steady, got it?"
The bear tried to get past the Tetsusaiga but InuYasha pushed it away long enough for him to grab Kagome and jump out of the way of the next attack and the bear missed. Kagura growled in anger. "We're not getting anywhere, damn it!"
InuYasha landed and let Kagome go but she clinged onto his haori (I think that's how you spell it, it's his red shirt) and buried her face into his shoulder. "Kagome, what's—?"
Kagura swapped the bear demon on the back of the head with her fan and it growled out in anger. "I told you to get them! Now, go get them!" The bear grunted and stomped towards them.
"Kagome, c'mon. Snap put of it!" InuYasha tried to get Kagome off of him by shaking her shoulder but she shook her head as the buzzing grew louder and soon, it was all she could hear. With the demon slowly coming towards them, InuYasha gave up and wrapped his arm around the poor girl's shoulders and jammed the Tetsusaiga into the ground. "That's right, Kagura, lead 'em right here."
Kagura sat back down on the bears shoulder. "What's wrong, InuYasha? Can't fight because you would be endangering your woman?"
InuYasha smirked and shrugged. "Sure, we'll go with that."
Kagura growled. She hated that she couldn't get under their skin. "Fine then." She snarled through gritted teeth. "Why don't you take them both out, my pet? Should be entertaining to watch them both bleed to death." The bear growled but was distracted by InuYasha's Tetsusaiga.
InuYasha smirked again. "Pretty good sword when you use it. Why don't you try and use it?" The bear sniffed at it but Kagura was dumbfounded. "What are you—?" The bear growled again from low in the throat and tried to pick up the Tetsusaiga with it's huge paw but the hilt gave off the barrier and the bear was met with electrical shocks that triggered through out it's body. Kagura soon met the sparks herself and was shocked by it. "Uh…ah, AHHHH!" The blood-curdling scream echoed through the forest and the bear demon fell to its side with Kagura still on top. Smoke rose from the giant bear demon crater and Kagura, sparks still jumping around her, came into view clutching her side and blood trickling from her mouth. "Damn you. That was a dirty trick."
"Feh." InuYasha jerked the Tetsusaiga from the ground. "I thought you weren't playing fair?" Then a strange scent from the bear distracted him. It was…a cat demons scent of blood, along with Kagome's scent of blood from where it had attacked her. The same mixed scent came from Kagome's arm. "I don't like this…"
Kagura wiped her blood from her mouth on her sleeve. "All part of Naraku's plan. It has been proved, InuYasha, that cats are so easily poisoned by miasma, especially cat demons."
"And?" InuYasha asked, trying to see her point.
Kagura gave another squeeze at the jewel in her hand a loud heartbeat came from Kagome's body. A bright violet glow from within her shoulder pulsated more and faster. Kagome shuddered. She felt like a huge weight was being pushed down on her. Yet, nothing was happening.
"What exactly are you trying to pull Kagura? And what's with all the cat demon nonsense?"
Kagura sneered. "Believe you me, InuYasha, those were not just random comments. It's all apart of Naraku's plan. He kills Kagome easily. Kikyou gets rid of Yumi, Naraku rids of Kikyou. The three women he despises more than anyone is going to be killed. But what's even more wonderful, is that you'll suffer as well."
InuYasha growled at the witch. "What kind of a messed up plan is that? If all your other plans haven't worked before, how can you make sure that this one will?"
Kagura tapped her chin with the fan. "Turn around."
At first, this confused InuYasha but after a second or two he turned around, expected to see Kagome. "Kagome!"
Kagome's miko clothes were there, but sitting on top of those clothes was a little fluffy black kitten with a long furry tail and a yellow crescent moon on her forehead and pretty little red and pink eyes. (Kind of like Kagura's only in a different shape.)
"KAGOME!"
The cat meowed.
InuYasha's left eye twitched. "Y-y-y-y-you're a-a-a-a cat!"
Kagome hissed. No way, InuYasha! AH! Oh, no! I can't talk! All I can do is meow. Oh boy.
Kagura laughed, bending over from the pain in her stomach. "A-a-alright. I've had my fun." She threw out her little feather and flew away laughing still. As soon as she was out of sight, the bear demon resided to bones and InuYasha was still staring not believing what was right in front of him. Kagome glared at him. "Meow"
"HEH! There's no way she turned you into a CAT, Kagome!"
Kagome meowed again and flicked her fluffy tail at him. You have to be pretty dumb, InuYasha, I mean, c'mon! I'm right here!
InuYasha twitched again. "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-how…c-c-c-c-an, oh no…no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I refuse to believe this!"
Kagome sighed a cat sigh while InuYasha beat himself up over what was right in front of him. "HISSS!" Kagome's fur stood up on end, scaring InuYasha to no end. "Heh?"
Kagome bared her fangs at him but decided that since she couldn't say SIT, why bother fighting him. C'mon InuYasha, let's go.
Kagome started in the direction of the village and InuYasha followed her still twitching. "This—has put a few new changes in the plan."
Kagome turned her head around, still walking. You have a plan? Kagome then noticed that her right arm was still bleeding so she sat down in all famous cat pose.
"Kagome?"
Can we just sit here for a second? Oh no! I said the 'S' word! Oh wait, he can't hear me…oh.
"C'mon, Kagome. What's the hold up?"
Kagome's tail twitched. That's gonna get annoying. Ooh…heehee! She continued to watch it, unaware she was making the tail move herself. InuYasha did the sweatdrop thing and growled. "No, no, no! Let's go Kagome." He sighed. "Never thought I would get to say this but, Kagome, we need to leave. You can play with your tail later." He said the last sentence rather rough but as long as he said it…
Kagome thought that sounded funny. But her arm was hurting her so she just meowed at him. InuYasha growled again frustrated. "FINE!" Being fed up with everything, InuYasha picked Kagome up and held her so she wouldn't hurt her arm. EEE! Thank you InuYasha! Kagome squealed inside her head. InuYasha held up his hand. "Don't even try to lick me, got it?"
Kagome pulled her pink cat tongue back in her mouth. Got it!
It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same
And my high school, it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see
That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
'Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be
You...don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
you, don't wanna be you
You...don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is this is the anthem throw all your hands up,
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me, you, don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem throw all your hands up, y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
(Good Charlotte, "The Anthem")
Kur0: Well, I hope you guys like the idea of me turning Kagome into a cat! I needed to do it! My cats are always around me and sometimes I call Dory Kagome when I don't need to and I call Mittens Shippo or Miroku all the time so, YAY for my kitties! Later!