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Chapter Two…Not yet…
Group One...Sunset
Ryuhou, Mimori, Kazuma, and Cougar all hopped out of Tachibana's car, which they stole, and walked hesitantly towards the infamous Motel 5.
"I really hope he doesn't file a report for a missing vehicle…" Mimori sighed as she walked alongside Ryuhou.
"If he does, we can lie and say Cougar did it," Kazuma suggested.
"Well, since I am faster than everyone I suppose I could get away easily," Cougar thought aloud, "Minori-san could uncover for me…" he added with a wink. Mimori turned scarlet.
"Whoops, did I say uncover? I meant…er…cover…of course. You must think I'm a pervert…is there any way I could make it up to you?" he asked, wrapping an arm around her waist. Ryuhou decided not to notice, while Mimori pushed the perverted idiot off of her.
"So…what happens if we really do get caught?" Mimori asked nervously.
"We'll fight them! W3 g07 m4d 5k1llz0rz f00," Kazuma chirped.
"Yes, we all ph34r y0ur m4d l337 l1ng0," Kimishima stated showing up out of nowhere in particular. "My advice would be to make a run for it though."
"How'd you show up? Didn't you die?"
"Same way Hughes did."
"Who's Hughes?"
"J00 m4m4."
"PLEASE STOP WITH THE L337. It's waay too overused and difficult to understand…" Mimori sighed fed up with the l337n355.
"L375 u53 l337 ju57 t0 m4k3 m1n0r1-54n 4ngry," Cougar laughed.
"H3CK Y35!" Kimishima agreed.
"50 Ryuh0u…h0w'5 M1m0r1 1n b3d?" Kazuma asked a wide-eyed Ryuhou.
"W3ll…I h4v3 t0 54y 7h47 5h3'5 4 l07 m0r3 3nj0y4bl3 7h4n 7h053 07h3r g1rl5 1'v3 b0ugh7…"
"N111c3…m1nd 1f 1 t4k3 h3r f0r a 7357 dr1v3?" Kazuma asked, hopefully.
"W3ll, th3r3 m4y b3 4 5m4ll f33, bu7 1 d0n'7 533 7h3 h4rm 1n 7h47."
"W3 c4n ju57 g37 h3r 4 b17 drunk…whoops, I let the l337 slip…" Cougar winked. Mimori looked petrified. Throughout the four perverts' conversation, the only words she had picked out were "how," "bed," "girls," "bought," and "drunk." She turned around to head back towards the car, but was stopped by Kazuma and Kimishima, evil glints in their eyes.
"OH MY HOLY I'M GOING TO BE R4P3D. H3y, 1 f1n4lly g07 7h3 l337 7h1ng d0wn!"
"D4mm17, d035 7h47 m34n w3 d0n'7 g37 7h3 7357 dr1v3?" Kimishima asked heartbroken.
"WHAT!" Mimori screamed, finally understanding what they were talking about.
"I can't believe you men. Why would I let you take advantage of such a fine woman? It is utterly disturbing. Come on Mimori, let us continue towards the building while we leave these horrible men to drown in their guilt." Ryuhou covered himself up to avoid the wrath of Mimori. He looked over his shoulder and mouthed out something to the guys. "We'll discuss it later."
The others winked in response.
"Shouldn't you be going, Kimishima? The readers will wonder if you're really dead or not…"Kazuma inquired.
"Yeah, I guess you're right…" Suddenly, Kimishima spotted Hughes flat against the wall, as if he were being chased by a rabid housewife. He had his fingers positioned like a gun, and was humming his own theme song.
"I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts…" he hummed. The three men raised their eyebrows, and Kimishima merrily skipped over to join Hughes in escaping. Together they pranced their way towards the sunset. It was so magical!
"WTF? Sunset! It's not even noon!" Kazuma yelled, confused.
"Not yet…" Cougar simply replied.
Group Two...I was just joking...
Inuyasha, Kikyou, Sesshomaru, Kouga, and Ayame jumped out of the pimpin' minivan. Gotta love that van… Kouga once again jumped out of the driver's seat, as Inuyasha was too injured to drive his own car.
"See? This is what happens when two wenches like you and Kagome gang up on me!" he yelled angrily at Kikyou. She merely pulled out her bow and arrows and pointed them in his direction.
"Keep walking, dog boy," Kikyou commanded, shoving Inuyasha in the back with the arrow tip. Fearing for his life, Inuyasha obeyed.
"This Sesshomaru fears that he may have to DESTROY YOU TWO if you don't stop arguing," Sesshomaru forced, getting pissed off due to Inuyasha's constant complaints and Kikyou's bow and arrows.
"So, do you think Hojo's at Kagome's yet?" Kouga asked, worried, "I hope she doesn't really have arthritis…"
"What, are you WORRIED about her?" Ayame yelled angrily.
"N-no…I was just…uhhh…"
"Do you WANT me to mess your face up!" Ayame screamed, turning slightly red due to anger.
"I am surrounded by idiots…" Sesshomaru sighed, pulling out some sticky notes.
"You really shouldn't have let Envy give you that book…" Inuyasha piped up, seeing Sesshomaru writing things down.
"What book?" Ayame questioned.
"How to Take over the World in 80 Days…"
"Read it…didn't work. Fluffy, may I suggest you try Annihilation by Sticky Notes since you seem fond of them." Kikyou commented.
"First of all, never call this Sesshomaru Fluffy in public…only in the bedroom," Inuyasha twitched violently, "Second, thank you. I think I shall try that book out instead. Envy has passed on his passion of sticky notes to me and now I can't seem to get enough."
"What do you mean 'only in the bedroom!'" Inuyasha questioned.
"I decided that since Kagome has Hojo and Kouga, I wanted two men as well. Thus, Sesshomaru was the perfect man for the job. He even picked up my 'help wanted' flier," Kikyou informed him.
"It was such a pretty flier too…with little pink hearts and flowers lining the exquisite gold-rimmed border, beautiful calligraphy if I do say so myself…" Sesshomaru thought aloud. "And I do say so." Every head turned to his direction.
"You're cheating on me with my own brother!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH KAGOME!" Ayame screeched.
"Half brother…but yes. Have a problem with that, dog boy?" Kikyou said, ignoring Ayame.
"What about us! I thought we loved each other!"
"Well, I do love you. But after you completely blew me off for Miroku that one day, I had to find someone else."
"Oh, about that…er…I wasn't myself that day. I swear! He forced me…it was a life or death situation!"
"Weren't you guys just off to get more firewood?" Kikyou questioned, "I was just joking you know…"
"Oh…errr…………"
"You're gay? And I learn about this now! Now it all makes sense to me! All those times we were fighting…you were just in it to look up my skirt, weren't you!" Kouga started crying. "I have never felt so violated." At this he started sobbing uncontrollably.
"NO! I'M NOT GAY! I SWEAR!" Inuyasha yelled, lashing out his Tetsusaiga, "I'm gonna make you believe it too!"
"Let's just keep going, shall we? We don't want any bloodshed yet…" Ayame stated, glaring at Kouga.
"Not yet…"Inuyasha said, grinning slightly.
Group Three...Cowboys
Roy, Riza, Ed, Al, and Winry stepped out of Al's Nissan (A/N: Another pun!), after giving Ed some therapy and explaining to him that a Nissan was a car. Oh, if you're wondering why Envy's not here, it's because he had decided he wanted to look his best, just for Ed. No one questioned that bit of information.
---Flashback---
"So we're going to the party, right?" Envy asked stupidly.
"Yeah. Al, mind if we ride your Nissan?" Roy suggested, smirking, already playing out Ed's reaction in his mind. It was indeed him who suggested Al buy a Nissan in the first place.
"WHAT!" Ed screamed, hearing Roy's comment, only making him grin more widely.
"You heard me shorty, we're going to ride Al's Nissan. You have a problem with that?"
"EXCUSE ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE RIDDEN! …AND I'M NOT SHORT!" Ed said, turning steadily redder.
"Great! That means I won't be the only one who's ever ridden a Nissan!" Winry said happily.
"Wait, there were others before me!" Ed screeched.
"Uhh…we don't need to hear about your love life, Elric." Riza commanded, turning away from the idiot.
"Hagane no chibi san! I thought you were in love with me!" Envy cried.
"What do you mean 'in love with me?'" Al questioned nervously.
"Oh, weren't you there? The Christmas party? Remember all that sake… Well, poor Edo here had a bit too much so I stuffed him into the pool house and…whoops, I've said too much," Envy cut off, grinning from ear to ear. Ed passed out in total disgust and fright.
"Envy, wanna give him CPR? Or should I take over?" Roy suggested. Winry twitched.
"So…this is what Ed does for pleasure…" Winry sighed as she stared over the boy. Al looked completely distraught and went to a little corner and proceeded to bang his head against the wall repeatedly.
"My own brother…why didn't he tell me!" he screamed.
"COLONEL!" Riza screamed at Roy, ticked off due to his latest perverted comment. She instead pulled out her gun and shot it half an inch above Ed's nose, hitting the floor next to him instead. Ed woke up immediately, and started rocking back and forth while mumbling something along the lines of "Christmas party," "pool house," and "mommy." The others shook their heads in dismay…
---End Flashback---
"Nissan…Nissan…Niisssaaaaann…" Ed chanted as he stumbled to walk properly.
"Wasn't it fun though?" Roy asked innocently, "I mean, I've always wanted to ride a Nissan at least once in my life." Ed fell flat on his face.
"Colonel, please don't drive the boy off the edge completely…" Riza sighed as she stepped over Ed. "Although Al's Nissan was very comfortable…best ride I've had in a while. Although Havoc's was quite nice I must say…" Roy twitched.
"Can we just go, please?" Al pleaded, not wanting to hear anymore than his poor ears would let him. His face looked positively green and he was thinking about returning the car. "Next time, we're all riding the Mustang." Damn. "Disregard what I just said."
"Okay, let's just move on and pretend that conversation never happened." Winry suggested.
"Hey guys!" Envy said, appearing behind the group. Ed, who had recently gotten back up backed away and ran behind Roy for cover. "Aww…Edo…are you still mad at me?" Envy whimpered with huge puppy-dog eyes, "well, at least don't go gay on me…you're hiding behind Mustang for Pete's sake."
"You mean Ed's not gay!" Al exclaimed happily, as Ed jumped away from Roy and instead hid behind Riza. At least she had weapons… and was a woman.
"Not yet…" Envy thought with a grin.
Author's Note: So yeah, here's the second chappie. Keep reviewing if you want to keep reading! ...and you really do. -grin- But since schools are starting...we won't be updating as frequently and the chapters won't be as long as these... Don't blame us...I mean, we're not even going to the same school anymore! -cries a lot-