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Chapter Three…Return of the penguins!

As each group headed towards the Motel-5, they saw their old friends walk in from different directions. After a few minutes of reuniting in the parking lot, yadda yadda yadda, everyone headed inside to the party.

"Can I take your coat ma'am?" a random voice from out of nowhere asked politely.

"Where is that from?"

"Who's there?"

"WTF? I don't have a coat…"

"WAAH!" Ed screamed, noticing the speaker. He also noticed that the 'speaker' was gesturing to him. "I'M NOT A WOMAN!"

"Why are you screaming, Edward?" Winry asked.

"T-that penguin thinks I'm a WOMAN!"

"If there were indeed a penguin there, it would lack the ability to converse," Ryuhou informed.

"But there really is a penguin!" Ed pleaded. Everyone bent down to his level.

"Ohhh…I get it, you can see it because only you're that short!" Ayame said. Ed merely glared at her, too shocked at the sight of a talking penguin to respond.

"Can penguins talk too?" Al pondered.

"No sweetie," Mimori replied. "They can't fly either if that's what you're thinking."

"A-hem," the penguin began again, obviously annoyed by the untruthful comments, "May I take your COAT!" Everyone jumped.

"Just hand over the coat, foo," Inuyasha said.

"WHAT? No way! It's mine!" At that, the penguin flew up and snatched it from Ed's grasp.

"Wait a minute here. How come you give a penguin your coat, but you never have the decency to give it to me? I'm so hurt, Edo!" Envy whined.

"Erm…once again, we don't need to hear about your love life, Elric…" Riza sighed.

"Come on, let's save all this getting' down for the part-ay," Cougar grinned.

"Good thinking, sir. The hosts are waiting patiently in the next room. Please follow Sebastian," the penguin interrupted, gesturing towards a second penguin. They followed the little butler to the main room.

"Where are they?" Tidus cried, tired of waiting.

"Shut up, Tidus. No one needs to hear you complaining…" Yuna commanded.

"Hey, you can come talk to me and Pete, if you're bored," Cloud offered, only to receive nervous stares from the rest, "What?"

"Just…don't let the others know you have a pet mothball…" Aeris sighed.

"Who has a pet mothball?" Kazuma asked curiously. The others had walked in on the end of their conversation.

"Uhh…no one!" Aeris covered up, swiftly moving her hand across the table and knocking Pete to the floor. Cloud started crying in a little corner. Luckily, everyone ignored him.

"Alright, so what are we going to do? This is a party…isn't it?" Kouga inquired, looking around. There were a few couches and arm chairs bunched up randomly in the huge ballroom, and some doors, one of them leading to large dining area. So much for a motel…

"Yeah, I'm skipping a presidential luncheon for this…it better be worth my time," Envy whined.

"I know! Let's have an icebreaker!" Tidus jumped up happily. Everyone, surprised at his intelligent-for-once remark, nodded. So our little friend ran off somewhere to get something.

Five minutes of waiting ensued.

"Okay. I'm back with the icebreaker!" Tidus said happily, carrying a rather heavy-looking bucket. The others stared at him questioningly. He grinned and reached his hand inside the bucket.

"Here's an ice cube for all of you!" He chucked an ice cube at everyone, unfortunately hitting Ed in the face and rendering him unconscious. No one seemed to care.

"Okay…so what the hell does this have to do with getting to know people?" Kikyou asked.

"Ummm…nothing? But who wants to waste their time getting to know you? It's way more fun breaking ice with a hammer," Tidus said, pulling out a large wooden mallet. The rest shrugged and so our little people took turns smashing ice with a large wooden mallet, on top of Edward's face.

"This is fun!" Al squeaked, 'accidentally' hitting Ed in a place where the sun-don't shine, "THIS IS PAYBACK, NII-SAN, FOR THE TIME WHERE YOU MADE ME EAT CAT IN THAT CANADIAN RESTAURANT!"

"Eat…cat!" Mimori cried, "THAT'S IT!" She grabbed the mallet, and soon everyone was taking turns trying to break Ed, rather than the ice cubes. Aeris and Yuna, seeing as they would have to pay a few medical bills if they continued, forced the mallet away from them.

"You ruined my fun!" Cougar complained, joining Cloud in his little corner.

"Well, now that we got that out of our systems…who be up for truth or dare, yo?" Inuyasha suggested. An evil grin appeared on Roy's face as he glanced at Ed, now fully conscious and rubbing bruises that had appeared randomly all over his body.

"Okay, who shall commence the activity of Inuyasha's delight?" Ryuhou questioned.

"How do you play truth or dare?" Ayame asked.

"You'll find out eventually…" Riza sighed.

"I'LL GO FIRST!" Roy said, jumping up and down and grinning like mad, "okay then…FULLMETAL!" Ed glanced up, unknowingly. As soon as he saw the gleam in Roy's eyes he started whimpering.

Author's Note: So yeah, there's chapter 3! -grin- Just keep reviewing, and you get more stories!