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Chapter Four…Boxers or Briefs?

"W-what?"

"Truth or dare!"

"Ummm…truth…?"

"BE A MAN, SON!" Sesshomaru encouraged the shaking alchemist.

"Uhhh…okay…dare?" Ed replied hesitantly.

"Heeheeheeheehee…" Roy laughed. Everyone looked sympathetically at Edward, "FULLMETAL – I DARE YOU TO STRIP DOWN TO YOUR BOXERS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE ROOM, WHILE SINGING 'I'M TOO SEXY' OFF KEY!" Ed wanted to die. His face was a deathly shade of green.

"Come on, brother!" Al said, laughing silently.

"TAKE IT OFF, BABY!" Envy screeched.

"How about…no!" Ed screamed.

"How about…if you don't do it, we'll get Roy to do it for you?" Winry snickered. Ed gave her a death glare, "he's always so insecure…he needs a little push, if you know what I mean...but I don't see why he's so worried, he does it all the time for me," Everyone had eyes as wide as skillets.

"Ummm…you can stop explaining. Really," Yuna twitched.

And so our poor, innocent Edward commenced with his taking-off of garments, which shouldn't be taken off, while muttering 'I'm Too Sexy' as softly as he could.

"Well, since the poor boy is losing his reputation by the second, how about we go on as Ed continues undressing?" Mimori asked, not wanting Ed to suffer any more than he already had.

"Okay then, Edward, it's your turn!" Roy laughed as every head turned towards Ed, just as he was taking off his pants. He started blushing like mad. Poor boy…

"FINE!" Ed yelled angrily, "Okay Mr. Fluffy, let's see YOU be a man! TRUTH OR DARE?"

"That insolent human expects this Sesshomaru to pick dare? WELL HE SHALL NOT HAVE IT! I PICK TRUTH!"

"Okay!" Ed started laughing maniacally, "MR. FLUFFY…WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON!" Everyone sweat-dropped.

"What kind of a gay 3rd-grade question was that?" Kazuma asked, dumbfounded. Ed seemed unshaken, as he was still awaiting the response.

"…OKAY I ADMIT IT!" Sesshomaru cried, giving up. The question was just too mind-numbing. "I have a crush on…Winry!" Sesshomaru jumped on the poor unsuspecting mechanic, and Ed turned a deeper shade of green. No one knew how exactly it had started, but soon enough Sesshomaru and Ed were having a catfight, yanking at each other's hair. Unfortunately, Ed was still wearing nothing but his boxers. Winry had crawled away as fast as possible, having stolen Sesshomaru's boa.

"My…precioussssssssssssssssssss…" Winry whispered, stroking the boa.

"Moving on," Aeris said, already disturbed by today's events, "Who wants to go next?"

"I shall take over," Ryuhou announced. "Miss Kiryu, I dare you to give Kazuma a lap dance."

"Don't I get to pick truth or dare!" Mimori yelled.

"Oh…no. Alright, Kazuma, hand over the $11.50." Kazuma passed the change to Ryuhou, grinning.

"Here, put this on," Roy said, pushing a skimpy red dress along with hooker boots towards her.

"Okay, but I'll need at least 6 bucks from you for that…" Ryuhou sighed. Roy gave him the money. "Well, commence already, Mimori dear."

"Why wouldn't she give you a lap dance, Ryuhou?" Al questioned.

"FINE! …that'll be $25.80." Ryuhou said, holding his hand out. Al, being too stupid to know that Ryuhou could easily get Mimori to give him a lap dance at any time, gave him the money. "So, Miss Kiryu, you're holding up the game…" Mimori sobbed and commenced with the…dancing… -cough-

"Well, I want a turn. Watching you guys play is boring," Tidus said, slightly upset since he didn't get a lap dance. "Okay, Yuna, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Hmmmm…are you really a girl?"

"Uhh…yes?"

"Prove it!"

"WHAT!" All the guys had eager looks in their eyes.

"Yes, prove it! I'm sure we're all questioning your femininity." Yuna looked like she wanted to beat the shit out of Tidus.

"Alright, Tidus," Yuna said sweetly, "come here, would you?" She gestured towards a random closet.

"Okay!" Tidus said happily, getting up and walking into the closet. She followed soon after.

"Lucky bastard…" Kazuma sighed.

Suddenly screams could be heard coming from the closet. All the guests stared at each other nervously, not knowing why there was screaming. Soon enough, Yuna walked out of the closet, a smile on her face as she smoothed out her skirt.

"Wow. He probably had the time of his life…" Roy said sadly. Tidus then crawled out of the doorway, bruises and scratches all over him, some bleeding.

"And that, honey, is why you NEVER ask a girl if she's really a girl," Yuna sat back down next to Aeris.

"True that!" Winry agreed enthusiastically, wrench in hand. Ed blushed and scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"Okay, I'm taking over," Riza said, wanting a turn. "Mustang…er…sir, truth or dare."

"Dare…duh."

"Fine. I'll be right back…" Riza then left the room. Everyone stared after her. She returned soon enough to avoid filler conversations.

"Okay. I have three glasses of water here. Two are filled with toilet water and one is filled with regular water. I dare you to pick one and drink it." Roy studied the glasses.

"Ummm…you labeled them, Riza…" he said after he noticed duck-tape labels on each glass. "Ohhhhh, I get it! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME, AREN'T YOU! HA! THEN I PICK THIS GLASS!" He held up a glass, labeled 'toilet water' and sipped it.

"Sir, I wasn't trying to trick you…" Riza muttered as she saw Roy gag on the disgusting water. "Wait, don't stop. You have to finish it." She grinned as Roy forced down the rest. Eww…

"I want to go next," Kouga said, "Okay, Aeris."

Silence.

"Aeris."

More silence.

"AERIS!"

"SHE'S NOT HERE, DAMMIT!" Inuyasha yelled, losing his patience.

"Oh, well then, Inuyasha!" The dog boy gulped, "truth or dare?"

"Well…unlike my sad excuse of a brother, I'm going to pick DARE, foo."

"YOU SUCK AT BEING GHETTO! SHUT UP!" Kikyou yelled, jabbing him in the back with an arrow tip.

"Okay, dare? Let's see…I dare you to lick Kikyou."

"WHAT!" Kikyou screeched.

"Come on, dog boy. Get to the lickin'." Cougar said, reappearing from out of the corner.

"That sounds so wrong…" Al sighed.

"Do I have to?" Inuyasha questioned, "I mean, she cheated on me!"

"Just lick her so the stupid story can continue, dumbass," Cloud said. Every head turned his way, "What? So I'm pissed off…you bastards have a problem with that!" No one questioned him. Inuyasha, now fearing for his life, quickly licked Kikyou on the cheek.

"Wow, you really are a dog…" Kikyou said coldly, wiping Inu-slober off of her face.

"Last time I checked my brother was too…" Inuyasha murmured, still upset because of their cheatingness.

"KEEP GOING!" Cloud forced.

"Uhh…Mr. Cloud? You don't have to yell…but I'll continue if it makes you happy," Al suggested hopefully.

"Awwwww!" everyone sighed.

"Alright. How about…Ayame! Truth or dare?"

"Me? Ummm…truth?" Ayame replied.

"Okay," Al sat and pondered his question. For a while. A LONG while.

"GOD, AL, JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Ed screamed impatiently, "It's gonna suck anyway!"

"Fine. Okay, Ayame, if you had to f-ck anyone in this room, who would it be and why?"

Silence filled the room as every jaw dropped. Ed, Roy, Riza, and Winry twitched violently. Ayame looked horrified.

"Well, she's gonna pick me, of course," Kouga said matter-of-factly.

"Uhhh…no," Ayame responded, "if it could be anyone…hmmmm…probably Roy," Kouga yelped and started sobbing, "and why? Because he's a hott piece of ass." The other girls in the room nodded in agreement, all of their eyes on Roy. Riza turned pink and was trying to stop herself from pulling out any weapons.

"Well, what can I say? I am a stud-muffin…" Roy thought aloud, stroking his chin. Riza smacked him in the back of the head.

"MOVE IT PEOPLE!" Cloud forced yet again.

"Okay, okay! I want to go, since I missed out on the game," Cougar said. "Envy, truth or dare."

"Well, I can't pick truth after the shrimp picked dare…so I pick dare."

"Okay, I dare you to sit in Ed's lap until we eat dinner." Unfortunately for Ed, Cougar didn't notice that he was in his boxers. "Oh, ew…well, have fun with that, Ed."

Envy happily hopped over and on to Ed's minimally clothed lap. Ed started shaking and whimpering like a fat kid without cake.

"Let's end this…it's getting far too M rated…" Riza sighed.

"YES. LET'S," Ed twitched, "WHO'S UP FOR EATING? I LIKE HUNGER… HUNGER IS GOOD… YES, CAKE. PIZZA. CAVIAR!"

"No. Who's up for…erm…juice?" Ryuhou inquired, slightly flushed after Mimori's lap dance.

"Juice?" Ayame asked.

"Wow, you ask a lot of questions…" Roy said.

"Yeah…you know…juice…BARNEY BRING OUT THE SAKE!" Ryuhou screamed, jumping up. (A/N: Please excuse Ryuhou…he has totally lost it…)

Author's Note: Yeah...Ryuhou's crazy...and an alcoholic... -- So yeah, there's the chappie! Review, and you get more!