Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Authors Note: Hello! This was originally part of the bloopersand outtakes, but then I decided I would make it part of aseries of one-shots about the akatsuki and it's mishaps when collecting the demon vessels. So many of these (If I get more done) will be based on both Naruto and Gaara (since we don't know about any other demon vessels yet).Just to tell you I had SOOO much fun writing thisone I think it's the best oneI've ever written. I have to give credit to my friend, because she gave me the idea for it. I just wrote it out. So enjoy!

"blah"- Dialogue

-blah- - action

"blah"- thoughts

Tied to the log:

Team 7 was just pronounced genin by Kakashi, unfortunately they forgot to untie Naruto despite his screams for help. It is now 2:00 in the morning and Naruto is asleep.

Naruto: -snore- "Ramen…" –snore-

A man with red sharingan eyes and a smirk appears…watching the young shinobi helplessly tied to the log.

Itachi: -giggles like a school girl- "Now is my chance!" -slowly creeps up on Naruto-

Itachi reaches towards him when…

Naruto: "GET AWAY FROM MY RAMEN!" -kicks Itachi in the balls-

Itachi: -gasps in pain and looks to the peacefully sleeping boy while clutching his poor injured gonads- "Damnit! He's…too strong…and knows…my weakness…must retreat to…save….BALLS!" -limps away slowly-

Itachi returns 2 hours later after recovering, but this time he brings Kisame with him.

Itachi: "There he is…the Kyuubi. Now that there are two of us he will not overpower me as easily as he had before" -stares at Naruto's sleeping form-

Kisame: "So that's the Kyuubi brat? Doesn't look so tough, how did he know about your weakness?" -turns to Itachi-

Itachi: "I do not know, he is cunning, but this time I am prepared" -turns to Kisame- "Go ahead…give me a kick"

Kisame: -hesitates- "I don't know…"

Itachi: "Just do it"

Kisame: -Kicks Itachi in the balls- "Eh? Didn't it hurt?" -shocked that there was no reaction-

Itachi: -grins- "Nope" -knocks on crotch- "I'm wearing a cup"

Kisame: "very knowledgeable"

Itachi: "I am the genius of the Uchiha clan"

Both Akatsuki members sneak up on our young sleeping hero and approach him confident they will not fail this time.

Kisame: "Let's get him!"

…unfortunately for them…

Naruto: "I SAID NO MONKEYS ARE ALLOWED!" -kicks Kisame in the balls and head butts Itachi in the nose-

Kisame: "OH GOD" -grabs balls in pain-

Itachi: "This can't be…how did he know my other weakness?" –Attempting to stop the blood flowing from his nose-

Kisame: "RETREAT!" -he squeals in a high pitched voice as he waddles away Itachi right behind him-

Itachi: "Yes…you are very cunning and strong…but remember this Kyuubi, we will return for you and…SHIT! -Trips on the hem of his Akatsuki robe and falls flat on his face-

Last note: Yes I have resubmitted this. It looks much cleaner then it did before. Anywho Please review and send me ideas! The more ideas I get the more I update! Thanks.

Ja ne!