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Authors note: Thanks to those who reviewed! Just to remind you this fic is extremely OOC and it doesn't follow any specific story line except the main one which is: Get the Kyuubi. I always write these at night so it's guaranteed that there will be spelling mistakes.

asa-chan: You should've read the summary more closely. If you read it properly it clearly said the story was OOC. So if you really don't like it then don't read it.

sToLeKyOspAnTs: Thank you soooooo much for the review -! I'm glad you liked it. It was a lot of fun to write! I absolutely LOVE your idea and I'm going to write it as soon as possible! Thank you for your support!

jounin1280: Haha thanks! That's the reaction I was hoping for -! I hope you'll like this one too.

shadows of darkness: Thanks you SO MUCH! I had a lot of fun writing it (don't know why but making Itachi OOC was a lot more fun then I thought it would be)

Thank you soooooooooo much for the reviews! They made me very happy. I'm glad that most of you like it. It's my first fic and I appreciate all the support you've given me. Alrighty now that that's all taken care of let the fic begin!

"blah"-dialogue

-blah- -action

blah - emphasis

'blah' - thoughts

Shark attack:

Team 7 is in the process of escorting Tazuna-san to his home in the Wave country. Right now they are on the boat slowly passing the unfinished bridge. However there is evil lurking in the mist, and it watches them; waiting for the chance to strike.

Itachi: -touches a bandaged nose gingerly.- "This time Kyuubi…you will not escape…"

Kisame: "So tell me again why I have to be the one to catch the kid?" –He walks up to Itachi-

Itachi: "You are from the Kirigakure Hidden Mist. Water jutsus are your specialty. It's only natural for you to be the one to go and capsize their boat. Besides I already had a shower this morning and you smell bad!"

Kisame: -pouts and cringes- "But the last time . . . . ."

Itachi: -looks to Kisame with a murderous glare- "The last time we were unprepared, but this time we will be so swift they won't even know what hit them." –He clenches fist as he watches the tiny boat glide smoothly across the water-

Kisame: -sweat drops- "Uh…last time the kid was asleep and he still kicked our asses…should I mention that he was tied up as well?" –He looks timidly at Itachi who had a large vein pulsing on his head-

Itachi: -glares at Kisame- "I TOLD YOU ALREADY! LAST TIME WE WERE UNPREPARED! But this time…" –He begins to cackle evilly and pulls something out of a backpack-

Kisame: -blank stare- "Y-you're not seriously going to make me wear that…are you?" -he stares blankly at object in Itachi's hand and then moves his stare to Itachi's evil smirk-

Itachi: "You will wear this and you will do what I tell you." –he then points at Kisame- "Don't make me do THAT…" –He says in a threatening voice-

Kisame: -wide eyed in fright- "You wouldn't dare!"

Itachi: -smirk- "Would you like to try me?" – He says as he puts his other hand in his pocket and searches for around for something-

Kisame: -he looks really scared now- "You're bluffing I don't believe you. Even you wouldn't sink that low." –he crosses his arms and tries not to look or sound too frightened-

Itachi: -suddenly smiles-(A/N: Itachi smiling? Not a good sign…) "Wouldn't I?" -he begins to pull a small object out of his pocket-

Kisame: "You wouldn't seriously consider that an option would you…?"

Itachi: "I would…" –he says with a mischievous smirk- "Now Kisame…don't make me call your mother!" – He pulls his hand out of his pocket revealing a cellular phone- (Which was the latest in the Ultra Super Evil Gadgets (USEG). Why was it evil you ask? Because of the radiation of course! Without knowing that this little device emitted strong waves of cancer causing radiation you can't properly shield yourself with chakra!)

Kisame: -GASP- "NO! I didn't get her a present for Mother's Day! She'll kill me! Please don't! I'll do anything!" –Kisame pleads pathetically-

Itachi: -looks down at the pleading Kisame in satisfaction- "Then put it on!" –hands him the other object-

Kisame: -he looks at the object in disgust- "But…" –he starts to protest as he looks at the object in pure disgust- "What if someone sees me?" –he whines pitifully-

Itachi: "You leave me no choice…" -He then flips the cell phone open and begins dialing a number- "Let's see…7…4…3…"

Kisame: "NO ITACHI! DON'T!" –He mutters frantically and begins to bounce on the balls of his feet looking at the cell phone in pure terror-

Itachi: -ignoring Kisame- "5…7…2…" -looks to Kisame as his finger approaches the last number. He grins; Kisame looks as if he was going to cry- "3…Hello? Mrs. Hoshigake? It's me Itachi, Kisame's nakama…yes I'm good…no I don't know if he's wearing clean underwear, would you like me to ask him?"

Kisame: -looks on in horror as Itachi begins the conversation with his mother.- "FINE I'LL DO IT!" –he yells pleadingly as Itachi smirks as he talks to Kisame's mother-

Itachi: "I just called because Kisame says he loves you, goodbye." –Itachi hangs up on the confused woman- "Now put it on." -throws the object to Kisame-

Kisame reluctantly takes it and goes in to the woods. After a few minutes he comes back in to the clearing but he isn't happy.

Itachi: "It suits you." –grinning and trying not to laugh-

Kisame: "This is embarrassing!" –he points to the Styrofoam fin that was now tied to his back-

Itachi: "Stop complaining, the boat is almost to the other side of the lake hurry…oh don't forget the rest of your costume" –he throws the rest of Kisame's costume on him and pushes Kisame in to the cold water-

Kisame: 'I'll kill him…I kill him, OH god that better have been a fish . . . .' –He thinks as he swims towards the boat-

Meanwhile in the boat:

Naruto: "WOW THE BRIDGE IS SOOO BIG…HEY WHAT'S THAT? SAKURA-CHAN DID YOU SEE THAT THING OVER THERE?" –moves around and rocks the boat while pointing to random objects through the mist.-

Kakashi: -lazily reading his book- "Naruto please don't rock the boat…" –flips page of his book-

Sakura: "Yeah Naruto shut up!"

Boat driver: "I'd sit still if I were you kid twenty children once went in the water together and half of one came out again . . ." -says in a strange voice while rowing the boat-

Naruto: "REALLY?" –shocked-

Sakura: " . . . Wha . . .Wha . . . What do you mean half of one?" -trembles-

Boat driver: "Exactly what it means . . . . the search and rescue team that went out to find the other kids only came back with . . . only half a body . . ."

Sakura: O.O

Naruto: "Tch! Yeah right! It's just a story!" -knees are knocking- "You can't scare me with some lame ass story like that!"

-Sakura and Sasuke look at each other and shift closer to Naruto. Once they get close enough they push poor Naruto in to the water-

Naruto: -comes up for air, sputtering- "HEY WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?"

Sasuke: "Hey old man? I thought you said that if you fall in to the water you never come out?" -glare-

Tazuna: "Hahahahaha, it's just an old tale we tell kids to keep 'em out of the water."

Naruto: "SASUKE YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL ME!" –shouts angrily waving a fist- "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

Kakashi: "Naruto don't bother me right now…I'm in the zone…" -looks up at everyone. They can see a strange glint in his eye and decide to leave him alone for the time being.-

Sakura: "Hey…did you hear that? It sounded like…something is moving in the water." -squints as she looks through the mist-

Naruto: -looks around- "I didn't hear anything…" –begins to look freaked out-

Sasuke: "Over there!" –points to a spot on the water, but all they see is a ripple-

(Jaws theme music begins to play)

Naruto: "Wh-what the hell is that!" -yells points to a fin protruding from the water; it suddenly comes at him very fast- "GAAHHHHHHH…Hey it's a dolphin!"

Sasuke and Sakura peak out from behind their hands, which they had conveniently placed over their eyes. Except Sasuke was just . . . .err . . .wiping his sweat from his brow . . . he wasn't actually scared or nothing . . . .

Sakura: "It's so CUTE!" –looks at the dolphin with sparkle's in her eyes- "I wonder if it does any tricks?"

Kisame: -He can't hear a word they are saying because the costume prevents that - 'What? Why aren't they frightened of me?'

Itachi: -watching from the shoreline with binoculars (Using Sharingan all the time gets tiring)- "What the FUCK?" -grabs the costume box and reads the label- "A DOLPHIN costume? I specifically told those idiots at the costume shop I wanted a SHARK costume! How the fuck did they mix them up…? SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE!" -yells throwing the box in the water and then dropping to the ground and banging his fists on it in a tantrum fashion-

(9 miles away at the costume shop)

Owner: "Did you hear something just now?"

Employee: -shrugs and continues working-

Back at the lake

Naruto: "Let's see if it does any tricks" (A/N: btw he's still in the water)

Sakura: "Okay…lets see…do a spin!"

Naruto: Yeah! Spin Dolphin-chan!

Kisame: -unaware they think he's a dolphin- 'Damn I can't reach my kunai…I'll have to hit him in to unconsciousness! And the only way to build enough speed to do that would be in a drilling fashion…here goes!' –he spins really fast in an attempt to drill through Naruto's stomach! Unfortunately for Kisame…-

Naruto: "Hey he's trained!" –watches as Kisame spins around in a would be drilling fashion-

Kakashi: -who was now out of his 'zone'- "Make it jump" -doesn't look up from his book-

Naruto: "Okay! JUMP!" –he commands looking at 'Dolphin-chan'-

Kisame: "That didn't work…okay I'll take him under the water with me that'll get him"

-Kisame forces himself out of the water in an attempt to fall on top of Naruto taking him under with him, but instead he misses and belly flops-

Sakura: "Not the most graceful jump but pretty cool." –watches the 'Dolphin-chan' surface slowly-

Kisame: 'Okay that really hurt…I won't be able to feel my face for a month…that's it I'll take him down the old fashion way' –he thinks getting angry and swimming towards Naruto-

Sasuke: "Let's see how smart it is…Attack Naruto" -Sasuke says smirking coolly -

Naruto: "Nice try Sasuke-teme, but he'll only listen to me!" –says smugly, but then…- "Hey! What are you doing? HEY DON'T BITE ME!" –Naruto yells trying to shake the 'dolphin' off as it bites his arm-

Kisame: 'Hah got you now Kyuubi…now to get back to Itachi…which way is he again?' -he thinks trying to swim in the right direction while holding Naruto's arm firmly in his 'snout'-

Naruto: -Looks panicky as the 'Dolphin-chan'starts to move, but his panicked face turns in to a goofy grin- "Hah, see Sasuke-teme! He isn't trying to kill me; he's giving me a dolphin ride!"

Sasuke: -Looks disappointed- "Too bad…" –Sasuke crosses his arms and begins to thinks of another way to get Naruto killed, but at the same time not get blamed for it-

Sakura: "Oh Naruto, maybe you should help the dolphin steer." –she calls to Naruto in a sudden serious matter-

Naruto: "Eh? Why do you say that Sakura-chan?" -confused look-

Sakura: "Because you're headed right for…never mind." –she says sighing-

The 'dolphin' had crashed right in to the bridges support beam that was sticking out of the water. Kisame (who was now temporarily stunned by the impact) let go of Naruto's arm and sunk right to the bottom of the lake.

Naruto: "Ahhhh…is the ride over?" –looks around; disappointed that the dolphin had disappeared.-

Kakashi: -closes his book- "Hurry up and get back in to the boat Naruto. We have to continue our mission."

Naruto: "Roger!" –Naruto then swims back to the boat and climbs in- "I wonder where Dolphin-chan went . . . Oh well . . . I'll never forget you my friend!

Meanwhile

Itachi: -fished Kisame out of the water- "You idiot! All you had to do was bring the Kyuubi! BUT NOOOO! You went ahead and played 'DOLPHIN' games!" -Itachi shouts angrily at his still somewhat stunned companion-

Kisame: "Mommy? Is that you?" –Kisame mutters stupidly as he stares off in to space-

Itachi: -smirks evilly- "So you want to talk to your mom?" –he pulls out the cell phone and dials Kisame's moms number- "Here it's for you."

Itachi hands Kisame the phone and runs away giggling in his school girl fashion. He then listens happily as Kisame's mothers voice rang out through the woods. Who knew that cell phone had so much power?

So how'd you like it? It probably isn't as funny as the first one, but I hope you all enjoyed it! I won't be posting for the next few weeks cause I'll be on Vacation until the 23rd of July (sad face…) I won't be writing for a while. Hopefully during that long period of time I'll get some more ideas. I already know what I'm going to do for the next one! So review and if you have a idea you'd like me to write send it to me! I like ideas! Ja ne!