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Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I've resubmitted the first chapter because After I read it I realized it was a little choppy and I made lot's of mistakes. Nothings going to change it will just look cleaner. And also Vanilla bubble tea is no longer Vanilla bubble tea. She is now Kunoichi 008. You guys gotta read her stories they're hilarious! SO hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did every one would throw tomatoes at me.

Misinformation:

It was dark in Konoha. The streets were quiet and undisturbed. However two shadowed figures enter the scene and slip through an open window and in to an unsuspecting house.

Itachi: "Very good…we've entered undetected…Kisame stop dawdling hurry up!"

Kisame: "Well excuse me! Thanks to you, my mother yelled until my ear drum burst! Now my ear won't stop ringing and I'm off balance…OWWW WHO PUT A FUCKING TABLE THERE!" –Kisame nurses his foot as he tries to walk straight without stubbing his toes on anymore large pieces of furniture-

Itachi: "Here we are…" ­–Itachi stops in front of a room- "Here it is…Kyuubi's bedroom.." –Itachi excitedly looks up from the piece of paper he had in front of him-

Kisame: "You think Tsunade will notice some one had gone through her files…I mean I kind of made a mess looking for the Kyuubi kids address…and it didn't help that you carved "Itachi was here" in her desk while you were waiting for me to finish pissing in her plant; don't you think she'll notice?"

Itachi: ­-Waves a hand absentmindedly- "Relax my hybrid friend, I covered the carving with a brand new coaster for her sake cup, she won't notice anything, as long as she has her sake bottle she'll be detained."

Kisame: -Casually pushes a sake bottle deeper in to his pocket- "Uh…right…"

Itachi: -continues talking and ignores Kisame's now nervous face- "I mean who would be stupid enough to steal Tsunade's sake? Everyone knows that if her sake went missing she'd hunt the perpetrator down and squeeze their head until their brains leak out of their ears…but we have nothing to worry about because I saw her sake bottle sitting on the table when we got there. As long as she has it she won't notice anything." –He begins to walk down the hall quietly-

Kisame: "Uh Itachi? I got to tell you something…I kind of took…" –Kisame starts but is cut off by Itachi holding his hand up-

Itachi: "Be silent underling or you'll wake him up" –Walks in front of the door tip toe fashion-

Kisame: -Glares at Itachi-

Itachi: "Who do you think you're glaring at?" –Asks turning around and shooting his own death glare-

Kisame: -falters under the glare- "a meanie who is mean...damn my underwear is giving me a wedgie…I'm not glaring at anybody I saw a dust bunny on your Akatsuki uniform and…"

Itachi: "EWWWWWWWWWW A DUST BUNNY? GET IT OFF!" –hisses and tries to slap away the 'dust bunny'-

Kisame: -watches Itachi attack the non-existent dust bunny, but then he realizes how he can get his revenge Kisame pulls out his cell phone. (This cell phone was a newer version of the USEG (Ultra super evil gadgets) product. Not only does it produce radiation but it is also equipped with a camera and video recording system. So Kisame happily records Itachi doing his 'destroy the dust bunny dance'-

After a few embarrassing moments for Itachi and a few happy moments for Kisame…

Kisame: "You got it Itachi the dust bunny is gone" –puts his cell phone away-

Itachi: -Stops flailing and pants slightly- "Okay we've wasted enough time…let's go in to some henge forms, that way if he wakes up he won't know who we are" –Does a hand seal-

Both Itachi and Kisame take on the Henge form of Sasuke and Kakashi.

Itachi: "Hn, my stupid little brother…He thinks he can defeat me…he will never have more fan girls then me and why would he? I'm prettier" –looks in to a mirror that conveniently appeared because I said so-

Kisame: -looks at his henge form in disgust- "My beautiful face…" –ignores Itachi who had begun to snicker when he said that- "I guess this guy covers his face, for he knows that he can never be as handsome as me" –Kisame sighs and doesn't notice Itachi turning blue from trying not to laugh out loud from Kisame's little speech-

Itachi: "HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT! AHAHAHHAHAHAH" –Itachi couldn't hold it anymore and he burst out laughing-

A small moan is heard and both Akatsuki members shut up right away.

Itachi: "Shut up Kisame you'll wake up the Kyuubi!" –Itachi hisses peeking in to the room. Kisame looks livid and is about to tell him off when Itachi covers his mouth.- "We've wasted too much time, let's hurry" –Itachi opens the door, They are bombarded with loud snoring. They look at each other and tip toe in to the room but notice something is wrong- ". . . It's really pink in here . ."

Kisame: "Hey Itachi? When did the Kyuubi kid get pink hair…and when did he turn in to a girl? A under developed one at that… -observes the sleeping person sprawled out on the bed-

Itachi: "No…this can't be…" –he pulls the paper out of his pocket and squints at the letters. He suddenly smiles and beckons Kisame towards him. Kisame hesitates, but cautiously walks to Itachi – "Kisame?..." ­–Itachi starts in a sweet voice that sent shivers down Kisame's spine-

Kisame: "…yes?..."

Itachi: -still smiling- "You want to hear something funny?"

Kisame: "Uh…okay?" –feels a pit forming in his stomach as he wonders why Itachi was suddenly so 'happy'-

Itachi: "There's this guy I know. He works for some people and they think he's the best…well even I think he's the best because he's so smart and handsome… Anyway there was this one time; he and his ugly, and stupid acquaintance were trying to get in to some persons house. They didn't know where he lived so they went to steal the address. However when they got there they realized some thing…you want to know what it is?" –Kisame gulps and nods- "They got the wrong address! HAHAHA isn't that funny?" –Itachi asks a rather confused Kisame-

Kisame: -he laughs weakly and anime sweat drops- "Hahahah…that is funny…but…"

Itachi: "Hey you want to know why I brought this story up?" –He asks cutting Kisame off. Kisame is about to reply when…- "BECAUSE YOU GRABBED THE WRONG FRICKEN ADDRESS! CAN'T YOU READ? THIS DOESN'T SAY UZUMAKI NARUTO! IT SAYS HARUNO SAKURA! FOOL! GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY FRICKEN IDIOTS! THROW ME A FRICKEN BONE HERE!"

Kisame: "You're going to wake her up…" –glances at the still sleeping Sakura who had a puddle of drool forming on her pillow. Itachi is still ranting and waving the paper around screaming something about why god hates him and everyone wants him to be a idiot like them. As Kisame watches him rant he spots something on the ground and picks it up…-

Itachi: -He notices Kisame was no longer paying attention and stops his previous rant to start a new one; when he realizes what Kisame was holding- "Kisame…why the hell are you holding that bra to your chest?"

Kisame: -Squeals when he notices Itachi was now looking at him and hides the bra behind his back- "I'm not! I was just looking at it!" –Kisame yells loudly-

Itachi: -grins evilly- "No you weren't. You had the thing right up against your chest! Don't deny it I had the sharingan activated I could see you clearly! –Itachi begins to snicker evilly-

Kisame: "I do NOT!" –He yells pleadingly, but Itachi doesn't pay attention-

Itachi suddenly disappears and appears behind Itachi and pulls the bra out of his grasp. He then holds it up to his own chest.

Itachi: -He uses henge, and transforms in to Kisame- "Look I'm Kisame and I like to wear bra's!" –he then transforms back in to his Sasuke henge form-

Kisame: -Blushes furiously- "Stop being immature Itachi! Now give it back and let's go get the Kyuubi"

Kisame tries to change the subject as he attempts to snatch the bra back. Soon they are in a heated tug of war battle. What they don't notice is a explosive seal hidden inside the cup. They also don't notice that it ignites…at least not in time they don't. There was a loud explosion and they were sent flying out of the window. Their henge forms were still intact but they landed on an unsuspecting passerby; still clutching, a now singed and half burnt, bra. They both lie there slightly burnt, a piece of Kisame's hair was on fire. And they were both covered in burns and ash.

Itachi: "Kisame…this is all your fault" –Is lying on the ground outside of Sakura's house covered in soot and dust. HE is looking up at the sky wondering once again why god hated him-

Kisame: "…We will never speak of this again…agreed?" –Also lying on the ground beside Itachi-

Itachi: "Fine…as long as you delete that video clip you took of me before…"

Kisame: "Fine…Heh! Yeah right!"

Mystery person: "OI GET OFF ME!" –A annoyed voice yells out from underneath Itachi and Kisame, who were still, by the way, in their Henge forms of Sasuke and Kakashi-

Itachi: "RETREAT" –Itachi abandons the singed bra and leaps to his feet and runs towards the Konoha border with Kisame on his heels, not realizing who they had landed on-

Mystery person: "What was with Sasuke-teme and Kakashi-sensei? And why were they outside Sakura-chan's house? Hey! Is this a bra? –picks up the bra- (A/N: Can you guess who it is?)

Sakura: "WHAT THE HELL IS THE RUCKUS OUT HERE? Naruto? What are you doing down there…WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MY BRA? I KNEW IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN STEALING MY BRA'S! –She shrieks pointing at Naruto who was standing there innocently and holding the burnt bra.-

Naruto: "WHA? NO WAY! IT WASN'T ME IT WAS SASUKE-TEME AND KAKASHI-SENSEI!" –Yells in shock and defense as he fumbles with the bra before tossing it aside-

Sakura: -snorts in disbelief- "There you go again! Not only are you blaming my Sasuke-kun, but now Kakashi-sensei? You've been hanging around Jiraiya-san too much you PERVERT!" –Jumps down with a chakra mallet- "Prepare to die."

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Want to know who really is stealing Sakura's bra's? (A/N: If you really like the following characters Neji, Gaara, and Shino; I suggest you heed my warning because I'm going to make them do things you might not like. You've been warned so don't bash me about it!)

Meanwhile at the Hyuuga estate…

Neji is sitting on his bed reading a scroll. He looks up and his byakugan is activated. He looks around and grins as he sees the last light in the house turn off. He gets up and goes to his drawer. He then pulls out…a handful of bra's!

Neji: "Finally…one day I can share my passion with the world…and be the best cross dressing ninja in the world! –he holds Sakura's bra's in his hands- "These bra's I stole from Sakura are perfect. She always buys the extra padded ones!"

While in the Sand…

Gaara is standing in the kitchen over the sink. His siblings had retired for the night and since is fight with Naruto he has changed dramatically. Let's say Naruto has influenced him more then we think. For Gaara is devising a…prank…let's call it. He currently has two of Sakura's extra padded bra's and is filling up some water balloons.

Gaara: "Finally I'll get Temari back for eating the last bagel this morning…I'll also get Kankurou back for…playing with dolls…yeah that's it! Him and his stupid doll need to be taught a lesson. These are no longer called bra's…they are now called "Gaara's super duper water ballon catapults…yeah I like the sound of that" –Gaara continues to mutter to himself as he fills up 4 water balloons reserved specifically for Temari and Kankurou. Meanwhile Shukaku is shaking his head in disgust…"-

Shukaku: "For some reason I feel partly responsible for this…" –He mutters as Gaara clips the bra's around his waist and proceeds to his 'darling' siblings rooms.-

And finally at Shino's house:

Shino: -He is seated on the ground beside his bed with a pile of Sakura's bra's beside him.- "This cup is for Mr. Tibbles…and the one beside it is for Henry the VIII…and in this cup will be Mr. B's bed…I'd still like to know why girls wear these things…" –Shino continues making beds for his bugs; well in to the night-

And that solves the mystery of the missing bra's!

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Sorry for making the characters act very…strange. I hope you liked it! Please send reviews! And ideas. Ideas are good too! Remember the moreideas I get the faster I update! Alsoread Kunoichi 008 stories! They are SOOOOO funny! Thanks. Ja ne!