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InuYasha: You're in bad mood.

Shel: Yeah! Stupid dentist took me apart and then he rewired me and then I have to get 4 teeth pulled! FOUR PERMANTENT TEETH!

InuYasha: Uh…

Shel: (sighs annoyed) Never mind! On to the chapter!

InuYasha: What did I say?

Shel: Oi.

WHO MISSED ME! Sorry everyone but I can explain. New job, the laptop came with the job so I had to give it up. Got new job, got new laptop. Pretty Gateway! Wish I had Toshiba back tho. (sob) Anyway, I've been typing chapters and I have about 3 for this story and 2 for Ghost Of You. So updates from me! Yay! And I advise you all to read Truth or Dare by FireSpriteHiashi. She's my friend Shelby and it's funny! You have to read it! Oh and onto the chapter! LATER!

AND! Guess what I did guys! I changed my name from InuYasha's Only Kagome-kun to Shel The InuYasha Stalker

Tabby this is for you! Hope I did everything right…yes I know but let's start them out as "close friends" eh? Lol…

Naraku returned to his room and sat down quietly. "If Kagura is back…"

"Something wrong Naraku?"

Naraku almost jumped at the voice behind him. Usually he wasn't so jumpy…but that voice sent him choice. "Red, you wench. How did you get into my castle?"

A figure stepped out of the shadows. She had a long black dress that hugged her slender figure. A puffy dragon tail hung at the floor and her dragon/cat ears were pressed against her head in anger. "You fool. You really think your little plot is going to work?"

Naraku frowned and growled at her. "You have no business in my castle. Now leave."

Ren smirked. "Now, Naraku, it was you who promised to marry me. That would make you my mate, is that not right?" Naraku ignored her question. "Leave, Ren. Leave before I kill you."

Ren smirked and let out a two second giggle. "I'll leave you." She turned and opened the sliding door. "But I will not leave the castle." And with that she slammed it shut and disappeared into the depths of the castle.

Naraku breathed a sigh of relief and turned back around to face the wall. "That woman is annoying."

InuYasha yawned loudly and rested his chin in his cupped hand. "I didn't get any sleep last night." Yumi shrugged. Try not sleeping for three nights. Then I will let you complain." Both of them were sitting on the roof of the hut in which everyone else was in and getting ready to sleep. The sun was setting low down and the orange pink and red sky mixed with the dark blue and the white stars.

"You sure are full of sarcasm, aren't ya?" InuYasha replied sleepily. Yumi scoffed. "Well you won't let me inside to sleep." She said with a tone that said 'don't-get-to-comfy-because-I'll-kill-you.'

"Can't let you out of my sight. You might run away again." InuYasha said just as sleepily. Yumi growled at his calm tone. "Do you really think I would upset my other like that?" InuYasha turned to her sharply his tone no longer calm but angry. "Why wouldn't I think that? You've done it before. Three times!"

Yumi sighed. "Then you have every right to hate me." And she folded her arms and stuck her nose up in the air in the opposite direction of InuYasha…kind of like what Kagome would do. InuYasha was a little surprised at her behavior but he went back to sitting in his regular position. "Who said anyone hated you?"

Yumi blinked a few times before twisting around to look at InuYasha and met eyes with him. He looked back at her and shrugged. "Well?" Yumi blinked twice before clapping her hands to her mouth to stifle her giggling. "And what's so funny?" InuYasha demanded shrilly.

Yumi took her hands from her face. "Shippo was right; you're funny when you're trying to be serious."

InuYasha raised an eyebrow. "What? Why that little…" InuYasha clenched his fist and pounded the hut roof and in return getting a yell from Kagome. "InuYasha cut it out! Some of us are trying to sleep! Jeeze…"

Yumi only laughed harder. "Now look what you made me do!" InuYasha said turning his anger towards the girl again. Yumi got defensive. "I did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"You did too!"

"Jeeze!" Yumi yelled ending the argument. "Are you always going to be like this?"

"Maybe. Are you always going to be like this?"

Yumi sighed. "Don't even start!" Satisfied that he won, InuYasha crossed his arms and went back to staring at nothingness. The sky was all blue now with innumerous stars and the full moon making the only light they had. Yumi cleared her throat. "InuYasha?"

"What?" He replied without looking at her.

"Can I touch your ears?"

InuYasha's ear twitched. "What?" He repeated not sure if he had heard her right.

"I asked if I could touch your ears. Please?" Yumi pleaded with that innocent little kid face to which InuYasha dismissed entirely. "I don't think so." But Yumi was more stubborn than that.

"Please, please? I promise I won't pull them." She begged again. InuYasha didn't know what to do. If anything, he thought it was a little strange for her to be asking such a question. He shrugged. What could he do? It wasn't everyday a little kid came up to him and asked him that. "I guess…"

Yumi practically jumped up from the roof. "'Kay!" And lightly touched the tip of InuYasha's left ear. It twitched once but Yumi rubbed the tip of her finger over the top of his ear. "Soft."

"Yeah yeah, are you done?" He replied annoyed. Yumi backed off being defensive but she was grinning pretty big. "Yep! I'm done." And edged her way to the end of the hut's roof and jumped down. InuYasha nearly had a heart attack. "Watch it kid!" And looked to see if she was alright.

Yumi was staring back up at him. "What?" InuYasha breathed a sigh of relief. "You're gonna get yourself killed!"

Yumi shrugged at him. "Cool." And disappeared inside the hut. InuYasha growled at her ignorance and once again went back to sitting on the roof. "She better not tell anyone about anything."

There was a rustling in the trees but InuYasha didn't notice and the demon in the tree didn't care. A fan whipped out of Kagura's belt and posed it in fighting stance in case someone else had heard her and decided to attack. "Watch yourself, Yumi." Kagura hissed from clenched teeth. "You don't know what you're in for…"

Kur0: Pointless chapter? Maybe, but the story is starting to slow down a bit. And I'm getting everyone ready for my next big chapter. Ku ku ku…yeah Shelby I stole your little weird thing! YAY! Bye guys! Get ready for the next chapter! JA!