A/N: The pairings in this will be Rob/Star, BB/Rae, and Cy/Jinx. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own TT or the songs from BtVS.
Chapter 2: On with the Chaos!
"Well," said Cyborg rising to his feet. "I'll let you guys research this singing phenomenon. Waffles are on the table. Meanwhile, I need to go…work on my car." With that said, Cyborg ran out of the Titan's living room.
Cyborg was not going to work on his car, however. Instead he was driving the car to a nearby diner where a certain sorceress was waiting.
"Cyborg!" Jinx called, waving to get his attention. Cyborg quickly hurried over to her and sat across from her in the booth.
"Hi, Jinx. Did you have any trouble slipping out?"
"Not a bit," the pink-haired witch replied. "Everyone was dancing and singing."
"Same with us."
"It was disturbing. Mammoth and Gizmo can't sing." Jinx gave a very amusing disgusted look.
Cyborg rolled his eyes. "When are you going to ditch the criminals and come work with us?" Jinx looked down at her lap. Cyborg quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, Jinx. It's just that you know what you're doing is wrong."
"I know you're just worried. I'm working on 'doing good,' but no one trusts me now. It will take a while." Jinx seemed sad.
"I trust you." Jinx smiled broadly.
"Well," she said, picking up a menu, "let's order before our breakfast becomes a Broadway musical."
As soon as she finished those words music began to play.
(Minimal changes) (Try to imagine Cyborg dancing like Tara when she sings this song snicker snicker)
Cyborg: I lived my life in shadow,
Never the sun on my face,
It didn't seem so sad though,
I figured that was my place,
Now I'm bathed in light,
Something just isn't right,
I'm under you spell,
How else could it be
Feeling this inside of me,
It's magic I can tell
How you set me free
Brought me out so easily.
You are my world enchanted
Spirits and charms in the air,
I always took for granted
Nothing like this could be there,
But your power's shown
Brighter than any I've known,
I'm under your spell,
Nothing I can do,
You just took my soul with you,
You worked your charm so well,
Finally I knew, everything I dreamed was true,
You made me believe!
The moon to the tide,
I can feel you inside,
I'm under your spell,
Surging like the sea,
Holding you so helplessly,
I break with every swell,
Lost in ecstasy,
My pink-haired girl is holding me
You make me complete!
"I don't think he's working on his car," the green changeling suddenly said. He had been staring at the ceiling for the past half-an-hour while Starfire, Raven, and Robin researched old newspapers and crime records for information on their latest musical problem.
"Who, friend Beast Boy?" Starfire asked.
"Cyborg, of course!" Beast Boy now sat up and looked at Starfire. "I think he's out with a girl."
Robin spoke up in defense of his metal friend, "Cyborg wouldn't do that."
"Of course he would!"
"Do you want to go down and check?" Raven asked in monotone.
"No," Beast Boy answered.
"Then shut up," Raven said. Her voice dripped with malice. She hadn't been able to meditate yet which made Beast Boy's annoyances much more annoying than usual.
Beast Boy did not bother them for the rest of the day.
A few hours later, Cyborg still had not returned from "fixing his car," though now the other Titans knew that he wasn't in the garage. Beast Boy had eventually gotten tired of staring at the ceiling and had left the tower for unknown destinations. Raven had also left, but she simply went to her room to meditate. That left Starfire and Robin alone in the Titan's living room.
After a while, Robin turned away from the computer screen to face Starfire. "Um, Star, we've been on a few, um, dates, right?" Robin's face became crimson as he said this.
Starfire smiled widely and answered, "Yes, Robin, we have been on the date before."
Robin blushed deeper as he continued, "And, um, we are pretty much going out, right.?"
Starfire looked confused at this. "No, Robin, we are not going out. We are staying in and researching the awkward singing."
Robin smiled at her naïveté. In was one of her cutest features. "Yeah, but when the press asks if you're my girlfriend or if I'm you're boyfriend, we've always said no."
"Correct."
"Well, I was thinking that maybe we should say yes. That we're boyfriend and girlfriend, I mean." Robin was now as red as his costume. Starfire was smiling so wide that it seemed as if her face would break if her smile became any larger.
"Oh, yes, Robin! That would be wonderful!" Starfire lunged forward and gave Robin such a monstrous hug that he felt as if his ribs were crushing into his lungs.
"Star- I- can't- breathe!" Robin gave a sigh of relieve as the strong alien released him. She was blushing too.
"I am sorry, boyfriend Robin." Robin grinned at his new title. Suddenly though, Starfire turned around as if to face some unseen audience and began to sing.
(Many changes) (I didn't make Star talk weird because that would have been too hard)
Starfire: This is the man with whom I can feel very safe and
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame as the Princess of Tamaran,
That world was mine,
But I'm out of the biz,
That name I made I trade for this,
The only trouble is-
I'll never tell.
Robin: She is the one, she's such wonderful fun,
Such passion and grace,
Strong in a fight when her light is my only brace
My only brace,
I'll never let her go,
The love we've known can only grow,
There's just on thing that-
No, I'll never tell,
Both: Cause there's nothing to tell.
Starfire: He trains
Robin: She sings
Starfire: Say 'Slade' and he freaks
Robin: She makes these nasty puddings that I can't describe
Starfire: I sing, he's running
Robin: She thinks she's really funny
Starfire: His money makes him trendy in Gotham's eyes
Both: Though life gets kind of scary
Robin: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Starfire: Like it's all just temporary
Robin: Like her toes are kind of hairy
Both: But it's all very well 'cause God knows I'll never tell
Starfire: When we get mad
He just hides behind his daddy
Now look he's getting batty
'Cause he knows that I know
Robin: She clings
She's needy
She's also not that witty
She never-
Starfire: His costume's silly
Robin: This is my verse hello!
She-
Starfire: (Starfire starts dancing wildly) Look at me I'm dancing crazy! (Robin joins her)
(After some dancing)
Both: You know
Robin: You're quite the charmer
Starfire: My knight in armor
Robin: You're the nicest of the Titans
With your eyes as green as lichen on your beautiful looking face
(More music)
Starfire: He swell
Robin: She's sweller
Starfire: He'll always be my feller
Robin: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
Starfire: I've seen this play
There's dating then we'll stray
I know that come that day I'll want to run and hide
Both: I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
Robin: Is she looking for my pot of gold?
Starfire: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Robin: Will our lives become too stressful if the Titans aren't successful?
Starfire: When I get so worn and wrinkly, do you think Robin will see me?
Robin: Am I crazy
Starfire: Is this thoughtless
Robin: Am I dating a princess
Both: We can't live our lives kissless, so we'll make our lives Hell
But thank God I'll never tell,
I swear that I'll never tell,
Robin: My lips are sealed
Starfire: I plead the fifth
Robin: Nothing to see, move it along
Both: I'll never-
Tell!
Robin and Starfire stared at each other for a moment before Robin said, "We have got to stop this."
A/N: These chapters may seem kind of short, but that is because the songs are the main parts. Appreciate them! The changes took forever.
