Ch. 6
Now the Simpsons sat in the family car, on their way to open a buisness. "We are calliing it, the Simpson's and Son Chocolate Factory!" Homer exclaimed, now
entering a parking lot. Pulling in, the family got out and sat in a small room, accompanied by a desk, and a man with a ponytail behind it talking on the phone. "Yes Mrs.
Smith...I have some people waiting on me...Yeah? Well, you're...a fat lady who stuffs her face with pancakes! PIGGY!" he retorted immaturely and hung up.
Smiling and folding his hands, he welcomed the Simpsons to sit down. "Now I understand you want to open a buisness?" he asked.
"Yes, that's correct," Marge answered.
"And what will it be called?" he inquired, shuffling some papers.
"Homer's all you can eat buffet!" Homer piped in, getting really excited and running around the room, with a little habit of drooling. "There will be bacon,
sausage, donuts, chocolate, beer, hotdogs...mmm..." he trailed off, falling to the floor with drool falling out of the side of his mouth.
"Uh...no. We will be calling it the Simpson's and Son Chocolate Factory..." Marge explained, now embarrassed.
"Oh, that's a wonderful name," the man agrreed and stacked some papers in front of her. "Just sign these and you'll be on your way."
"Mmm, okay," she said unsurely and so she signed, paper after paper.
Hours later...
"Woo-hoo!" Homer exclaimed, running in the factory and dancing around. "I've got chocolate and chocolate galoreeee! There's the white and the dark,
some with peanuts and glut, whatever the hell glut might beeee! And so we have opened a factory! A factory! Yes a factory! And so we have opened a
factoryyyyy! In hope that I will get paid for eatingggg, and the people will be happy tooo! For we will be happy and satisfactorily eating and drinking the chocolate
that comes and goes! Comes and goes! Comes and goes! But here there will be no chocolate that gooessss, only in you're stomach that will make us so rich!" he
yelled and slid acroos the floor. "weee!" he yelled, but it soon came panic when he saw he was going to fall into the river. "no! Ahhh!" and so he fell in the river,
sputtering and coughing. "Help! Help!" he called, and the rest of the family hurried to his rescue.