Disclaimor: I don't own D.N.Angel. I just borrowed it for a little while. Don't worry, I'll but it right back. Promise. :crosses fingers behind back:
This was something that struck me a few hours ago, but I had to wait for the computer. So, while watching Disney's The Little Mermaid, I decided what underwear people wore. Sorry, I couldn't get to Krad. Couldn't find a way to work him in. If enough people review (if ANY people review) I might add a second chapter with Krad. :)
Why is it, Katsura Tobei thought to himself, that public transportation is so boring?
Katsura had been on the train for the past fifteen minutes, and had been bored out of his mind for the past fourteen and a half minutes. He checked his watch again, making sure that the train was, indeed, running on time. A sigh escaped him, as the time-keeping device assured him that any lateness was all in his head. Katsura wanted to throw the watch out the plexiglass window, but doing so would require him to open it, and the windows couldn't be opened.
Now Katsura was stuck on a seemingly slow-moving train (perhaps the train and his watch were conspiring against him?) with an annoying watch that he could get rid of.
He turned his attention to the people that were sharing his car with him. Most of them were school-aged children in their early teens at most, possibly on a field trip from the local junior high. What was it's name again? Katsura shrugged, and observed them while trying to look like he was actually just staring at the "EXCITING NEW WAYS TO BEAT HAIR LOSS" ad.
An idea struck Katsura. A wonderful, joyous idea. An idea that would keep him from being bored to death on the train. Idly, he wondered if anyone had ever actually died of boredom. Pushing that thought aside, Katsura immediately set out to play his favorite game.
The Underwear Game. By looking at people and how they acted, he would try and guess what kind of underwear they wore. Of course, his guesses would have to remain just that - guesses. Unless he wanted to risk sounding like a complete and total perv, and walk up to people and ask them what kind of underwear they wore. Even Katsura drew the line at asking people that.
He singled out an easy target. He was short, with wild, bright red hair that looked as though it needed a good brushing. His eyes were the same color as his hair, and had an innocence that made him seem even younger than he looked. Katsura almost blurted out what underwear this boy wore.
Boxers, he thought. But not just any boxers, no. His mother picks them out for him. And they're covered with smiley faces, hearts, and cartoons.
Suddenly, the boy looked his way. Katsura immediately turned away, pretending to be studying a "MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL THAT REALLY WORKS" ad. But for a brief second, their eyes had met. Katsura had the juicy image of the boy running around in a black G-string. Disturbed, he singled out another victim. Or rather, two.
They were twins, nearly identicle. However, one had short hair, and the other long. But their personalities were all to evident in their actions. The long haired girl was raving about some "Dark-san" person she obviously had a crush on. Katsura had to smile. Just the other day he had decided that Kaitou Dark ran around with no underwear whatsoever. He was just the kind of confident, cocky individual to do that, too.
But Katsura set his mind to the task at had. What manner of panties would that girl wear . . .?
Bikini. In bright colors, or maybe with cutesy phrases on the front and back. But no black. Heavens no. She wasn't that wild . . . yet.
As for her sister . . . She was calmer, and seemed more down-to-earth. It was entirely possible that her grades were better, too. Katsura smiled. No, she didn't wear grannie panties, but she did wear boring ol' low-rise. Dull, dull, dull.
What now? Katsura stared. Now here was a challenge! A blue-haired boy, wearing glasses. He stood near the cartoon-boxer-wearing redhead, but not actually close enough to be considered his friend. In fact, the twins were closer to the redhead. Yet the blue-haired boy kept his eyes on him. Interesting. Very interesting. In fact, it seemed everything about this boy was blue. Even his eyes. Well, maybe not his hair, but definately everything else.
Katsura sniggered. If his hair and eyes were blue, why not other things as well? In fact, now that he thought about it, with his formal personality and stiff manner, his underwear should be rather obvious. He wore briefs. Tighty-whities. What a prissy-boy. He probably had a crush on that redhead as well.
The bus slowed to a stop. Katsura Tobei looked up, amazed that so much time had passed. Why, he had been playing for a whole five minutes! Katsura escaped off the train, slipping in and out through the crowds. A day's work completed. He had ridden the train, guessed four people's underwear, and . . . and he had gotten off at the wrong stop!
"Hey! Hey, wait!" Katsura cried, running after the speeding train. Great, it chose now to go fast.
Whew! I have NO idea where this came from::giggles: Who would've thought Satoshi would wear briefs? Anyways, review if you like it, review if you don't, review if you really didn't care about it. Reviews make me happy inside.