Darkness, all around me. I can't see anything, no shapes, no textures. Except for-
Why do I suddenly have this craving for chocolate pudding? Oh well, not important.
Huh, it's damn dull in here, or out here, or where ever.
How about some light music?
Ugh, not the tetris theme song.
... Dum dum da dum, da-dum, da-dum da da da dum...
Ok, moving on.
Muzak? No thanks.
Goth rock? Please, I like my blood in my body, not dripping out of my ears.
Ha-hum, without the guitars, those flutes just get annoying. Yep, the Naruto snow country movie music.
Is it just me, or is it getting lighter?
Or am I just seeing things? Well, I wasn't before, so... Couldn't hurt to check, right?
OW! Ok, pinching yourself really works, but it hurts. A LOT.
Hmmm, ok, grayish sort of light, but I still don't see anything. Check that, there doesn't seem to BE anything. Whoops! Missing an arm, nope, both of 'em. Ack, no legs either. Oh, darn, I ain't got NOOOOO BODY.
Hmm, what a messed up dream, am I just a floating head or something? Ew, maybe just floating eyeballs, since I can't hear my own voice.
Gross.
CHOOSE
Gaaaah! What the hell was that!
CHOOSE NOW
Oh yaay-hay-hay-haaaay, a morphine dream, it's gotta be.
Whoops, no time for drugs, I've got a body again. Or, did I have one before? Hmmm, weird dream this is.
No Yoda jokes.
Oooofff... Ow, ok, definitely got a body for sure, my butt hurts.
CHOOSE
Yeah, ok, how?
CHOOSE
Wh- Ooooohhh... Choose how I choose? Geez, convoluted or what? Ok, number one way to pick, NICK-KNACKS!
Wow, ok, that worked well, even a spotlight and a few tables. It's like browsing at a bazaar.
Hmm hmm hmmm... Wish I had my wallet with me, oh well. I'llllll piiiiick.
This one!
Whoops! There go all the lights, hm, guess I can't take it back now. So let's see what's on the table.
Some plushies, glasses, contact lenses, bandanas, ooh, sharp and pointys, naaah.
CHOO-
I got it, I got it, yeash. Talk about impatient, damn formless, shapeless, deus ex machina voices.