BAKURA SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY BEAR NO WAY!
Summary: Title says it all, Yaoi and straight pairings. Pairings are as follows Hikaris & Yamis, Seto & Joey, Tea & Tristen and Shadi & Isis.
(Yugi to Yami) Yugi's thoughts
Yami to Yugi Yami's thoughts
(Ryou to Bakura) #Ryou's thoughts#
Bakura to Ryou # # Bakura's thoughts # #
(Malik to Mariku)
Mariku to Malik
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# Right I've got everything ready, called Yugi & the others, they've all agreed to come. Now I just have to tell Kura-chan eep! # Thought Ryou as he put the phone down. (Ku Kura) Yes Ryou (Um I'veinvitedeveryoneoverforasleepovertheyallagreedandthatincludesYami,Joey,Isis,TeaandTristenisthatallrightwithyou?) WHAT ! YOU'VE INVITED THE PHARAOH & HIS STUPID FRIENDS OVER . WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THAT. I MEAN 5000 YEAR OLD TOMB-ROBBERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TEDDY BEARS ARE THEY?
(Calm down Bakura, how are they going to find out? I mean it's not like I going to make you share a room with any of them. You'll be sharing with Malik & Mariku and they already know.)
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All right Ryou I promise not to make a fuss. Once he'd calmed down Bakura Ryou set about making them dinner and then settled down to watch T.V with his Yami whilst he was waiting for the others to arrive.
At exactly 17:30 the doorbell rang and Ryou who liked doing such things went to answer it.
On the doorstep stood Yugi & Yami, Yami promptly greeted Ryou with the words, "Why hello Ryou and how has the Tomb-Robber been treating you?" Suddenly Yami got a message that Yugi wanted a word with him RIGHT NOW! Um hi Aibou. What's the matter? ( The matter Yami, is with your attitude. Can't you be a bit more polite? I mean Bakura is also our host.) I'll try Aibou it just makes me angry, seeing Ryou forced to wait on everyone hand & foot and covered in bruises that are probably thanks to that good-for-nothing Tomb-Robber.
(Um Yami how do you know that Ryou isn't still bullied a lot by the school bullies and he doesn't just like waiting on people hand & foot?)Um heh, heh oops. (Precisely.) When Yami had finished feeling guilty he snapped out of the mind link to discover Bakura standing behind Ryou with a hand on his shoulder.
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It was a possesive, protective gesture for Bakura anyway. Ryou, who was startled but pleased as punch by the gesture, asked across his mind link with Bakura ( What are you doing Bakura?) Just making sure the Pharaoh knows our true relationship replied a smug Bakura, (Oh all right then.) said an extremely understanding Ryou.
Bakura said smugly , "I didn't expect to see you here Pharaoh. After all it's common knowledge you loath my guts." "You think I don't know that Tomb-Robber? Yugi insisted we come here, he used The Hikari Eyes on me. You try resisting them." replied Yami in a temper. # #The Pharaoh has a good point, I'll give him that one. # # Thought Bakura conciliatory. A few minutes later the doorbell rang again and Ryou went to answer it whilst he was gone Yami and Bakura had another fight which was broken up by Yugi using The Hikari Eyes.
Ryou then returned with Malik & Mariku, when they entered the room Malik asked Mariku telepathically (What do you suppose has been happening here Mariku?) Offhand I'd say that Bakura and the Pharaoh have had yet another fight. Come on let's talk to Yugi I want to know if the Pharaoh has found out Bakura's secret yet. (Ok.) Just as Malik and Mariku reached Yugi the doorbell rang again. Ryou of course went to answer it, only this time Bakura followed him. Presently the sounds of an argument reached the others.
"Ryou how many times do I have to tell you? Please don't answer the door! The Pharaoh already thinks I abuse you because of all the bruises you have from the bullies at school speaking of which can I send them to The Shadow Realm?" "No you may not send them to The Shadow Realm that'll get me expelled." "Well then can I torture them and drive them insane instead?" "No that'll get me suspended and I like waiting on you hand and foot so I won't stop just because Yami doesn't like it. Sorry about that we were just..." "Arguing we heard."
"Seto please can we go in now?" "Not till the stupid Tomb-Robber moves no Mokuba."
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"Right that does it Priest. How do you fancy a one way trip to The Shadow Realm ?" (Kura you are not allowed to send him to The Shadow Realm OR ELSE!) Or else what? (Or else Yami and the others will find out about your bedroom habits.) All right I'll behave. "Sorry about that I was just blackmailing my yami to make sure he doesn't cause any trouble." "BLACKMAILING HIM blackmailing him with what?
Oh are you holding his secret over his head Ryou?" "Precisely Kaiba you catch on fast." Oh Aibou? (Yes gulp Yami?) You wouldn't know what this secret of the Tomb-Robber's is would you? (Now Yami if you don't know how would I? We used to share a body after all.) Good point Aibou I'm sorry. I don't believe him for one minute but I've got to pretend to at least for now which hurts because I want to trust him completely. thought Yami sadly.
Seeing the sad look on his Yami's face Yugi thought just as sadly I wish I could trust Yami with this but I can't. I can't tell anyone what Bakura's secret is. After all I promised not to tell anyone. Once he'd finished feeling guilty he saw that Seto & Mokuba Kaiba had arrived. Five minutes later Malik & Mariku came up and asked softly so that he was the only one that heard, "So Yugi has the Pharaoh found out yet?" Yugi answered just as quietly, "No not yet. I wish I could tell him though. I love him so much it hurts to keep this from him.
But you probably think I'm being soft don't you?" "No not really Kaiba said the same thing only it hurt to hide it from Joey instead of Yami." Answered Mariku conciliatory, "I always knew he liked Joey though until he finds out I can't see Joey agreeing to go out with him even if he likes him." Replied Yugi woefully. Five minutes later the doorbell rang again and as before Ryou went to answer it Bakura following him. A short while later yet another argument filtered through to the living room.
"Right that does it I'm answering the door this time. Then the Pharaoh won't keep saying that I'm abusing you so don't you dare try to stop me." "News flash Kura I'm not going to stop waiting on you & my friends just because Yami says you're abusing me when I do."
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"Oh yes you are Ryou. I'm not having the Pharaoh accuse me of abusing you no matter what you say." " Kura when I say Iwon't do something then I won't no matter what you or Yami say. Now unless you want to spend the week at Malik's I suggest you shut up." "Aaw come on Ryou you can't mean it can
you?" "Oh but I do mean it Kura and that's a promise. Oops sorry about that we were just..." "Arguing I heard what's up with Yami anyway?"
"He's convinced Bakura's abusing me because I have a lot of bruises from the bullies at my school and I'm forever waiting on people hand & foot because I like doing things like that." "Oh so how are you going to show him he's wrong? Especially since he's as stubborn as a mule." "Good question. So Ryou how are you going to prove to the Pharaoh that he's
wrong?" " I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. In other words I'll sort out that problem when it becomes a problem." "Um Ryou it's a problem now right Bakura?" "Unfortunately the mutt's right Koi it is a problem now and your refusel to see it is just making it worse."
"So what do you two suggest I should do?" "Um good point Ryou." After that little exchange Yami was left thinking What if I was wrong? What if the Tomb-Robber is not abusing his hikari? What if they're actually going out with each other? Um Aibou?(Yes Yami?) UmistheTomb-RobbergoingoutwithhisHikari? (Yes Yami, Bakura & Ryou are going out with each other and the only person who couldn't tell that until now was you.) Oh heh heh oops. (Precisely now shut up I want to know who's just arrived.) Fine grumble grumble. (And I can hear your grumbles so knock it off.)
Once Yugi had finished talking to Yami, Ryou returned Bakura & Joey in tow. A few minutes later the doorbell rang again and Yami determined to make up for his previous mean treatment of Bakura said, "Um Ryou how about I answer the door this time? If that's all right with you?" Ryou agreed so Yami went to answer the door. A few minutes later he yelled "HEYRyou DID YOU INVITE SHADI AS WELL AS ISISTEA &TRISTEN?"Ryou answered, "No why?" "Because he's on the doorstep."
Replied Yami, "WH-AT!" yelled an irate Ryou. "Yes I know I thought he was annoying too but I think it would be wise to let him in. Unless you fancy having a furious Isis on your hands." Answered Yami wisely, Ryou seeing the sense of this agreed. So in came a rather relieved Shadi holding Isis' hand Tea & Tristen in tow. Joey stupidly decided to tease Isis & Shadi little knowing that Isis was in the throes of P.M.S, was about to have a roaring temper tantrum and as a consequence should not be teased by anyone.
As soon as Shadi & Isis entered the room Joey started singing,"Shadi and Isis sitting in a tree. K-I-SS-ING, first comes love. Then comes marriage, then come babies in a baby carriage." Five seconds after he'd finished Isis attacked him. Much to almost everyone's surprise including his own Seto Kaiba went to Joey's rescue. The only six people who'd expected it were Bakura, Mariku, Malik, Mokuba, Ryou & Yugi. The others promptly yelled as one, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I DON'T SEE THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS!" yelled back a furious Bakura.
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This of course made Yami lose his temper yelling Egyptian expletives he launched himself at Bakura, Ryou seeing his yami in danger yelled,"THAT'S IT ! YAMI GO TO BAKURA'S ROOM AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!" Grumbling audibly, Yami stalked off towards the stairway followed closely by Ryou who was determined not to let him get out of it. Once Yami reached Bakura's room he saw a TEDDY BEAR lying on the bed wearing a pale pink bow tie with white spots.
He promptly yelled at the top of his lungs, "HEY EVERYBODY THE PSYCOPATHIC TOMB-ROBBER SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY BEAR!" "WH-AT!" Came from downstairs, "DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BAKURA THE PSYCOPATHIC TOMB-ROBBER SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY BEAR?""YE-S!" replied Yami "AND THAT'S NOT THE BEST BIT, THE ICING ON THE CAKE IS THAT THE TEDDY BEAR IS WEARING A PALE PINK BOW TIE WITH WHITE SPOTS!"
"WH-AT!" was the reply from downstairs and then suddenly Yami heard someone yell, "HEY EVERYBODY I THINK RYOU, YUGI
MARIKU, mALIK ,SETO & MOKUBAALREADY KNEW!" A few minutes later Yami heard Isis ask, "what makes you think that Tea?" "YES TEA WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ALREADY KNEW?" Yelled Yami though he thought the same thing.
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"BECAUSE YUGI AND THE OTHERS DOWN HERE JUST GROANED WHEN THEY HEARD YOU YELL THE NEWS AND RYOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN UNAWARE OF IT. AFTER ALL BAKURA IS HIS YAMI AND THEY LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE DON'T THEY?" Yelled back Tea.
When Yami heard thathe opened the mind link between himself and Yugi. Oh Aibou! (Yes gulp Yami) Is this the Tomb-Robber's secret?
(gulp ye-s Yami it is) Oh Aibou I'm not angry at you for keeping this from me. I'm angry at myself for making it impossible for you to tell
me. (Thanks Yami) was the reply from a grateful Yugi, (I'm sorry I hurt you by keeping this a secret but it wasn't my secret to
betray.) I forgive you Aibou. Now may I admit what I feel for
you? Asked an extremely nervous Yami. (Why of course you can Yami) AISHITERU AIBOU (Yami) Yes Aibou (Your
feelings are returned but you are not allowed to hurt Bakura or else...) Or else what Aibou (Or else you'll be sleeping at Joey's
for a week.) All right Aibou I promise I'll behave. (Thanks
Yami) With that Yami closed the mind link and said to Ryou,"Please may I go downstairs I promise on The Millenium Puzzle I will
not annoy Bakura." With that promise Ryou was happy to let him back downstairs. When Yami reached the others he walked straight up to Bakura and said with utter sincerity, "I apologise for all the mean things I have said and done to you please will you forgive me
Bakura?" When Bakura and the others heard what Yami said everyone except Yugi fainted dead away. Yugi just smiled and said happily, " I'm glad my faith in you was justified now I love you more than
ever."
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Epilogue 2 weeks later
Yugi & Yami are lovers so are Ryou & Bakura, Malik & Mariku, Seto & Joey, Tea & Tristen and Isis & Shadi. They are such close friends now, that they can all laugh about what really brought them all together. Oh and I almost forgot Bakura still sleeps with KING OF THE THIEVES his teddy bear.
That's it for this story. To find out how Yugi, Malik, Mariku, Seto & Mokuba found out please read the prequel to this story HOW YUGI FOUND OUT, HOW MALIK & MARIKU FOUND OUT & HOW SETO & MOKUBA FOUND OUT.