Disclaimer: I own none of Harry Potter. And the song is my own made up tune which might in someways resemble an existing song, but I doubt it.
Voldemort's theme song. Very fun.
Voldemort's Theme Song (which actually has a tune!)
I am so bold,
As I grow old,
Sweet Voldemort am I!
The handsomest-
The fanciest-
The wonderfullest one!
Oh...
I am Lord Voldemort!
Some call me the Dark Lord.
Or You-Know-Who,
Whoop-dee-doo!
Or even that really long one.
Thaat...goooees...
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
Not be named no more.
For if ever there was such a bore
It was the old House Gryffiindor
But I came not from there
A Parselmouth am I
The best!
I can outstrip the rest.
Oh...
My name is still too feared to speak
Unless it is by those
Who shriek and shriek and shriek no more
Cause I am called Lord Voldemort!
(Some say it Voldemorrrr...)
Oh...
If you ask me what I hate I'll say
The Potter boy who should pay
The agelong debt of death to me
Cause I'm Lord Voldemort!
I'm Voldemort the Lord!
The nightmare of your dreams.
I savor all your frightened screams
Till you can scream no more
Cause I'm Lord Voldemorrrrrr...!
Oh...
Lord Voldemort is here!
All cheer!
I wish you all a scarrrrry New Year!
And while you skreek and shriek and squeak-
I'll kill you off tommorow!
For right now, I'm afraid, I really have to borrow
The death that was denied to me
Oh so long ago!
By that Potter boy who I hate
And whose death is decades late
Oh...
All bow down to Voldemort
Or You-Know-Who
If you shampoo
Cause I won't give you Obliviate
I'l help you emolliate
The great
Meee!
(And yes, folks, I know that wasn't the right word there...)