Here are some song parodies for Harry Potter! My friends think that they are very funny, but you'll have to make that decision for yourself!
Disclaimer:I don't own Harry Potter or the songs that I used. They belong to their rightful owner(s)... Dammit...
'Swing, Swing'- The All American Rejects
Song Parody by Me!
((Refrain: ))
Days swiftly come and go,
I lived one big lie.
Voldie tried to kill me,
Before I opened my eyes.
While Ron is gone,
Vold fights me long.
And I am left while my fears fall.
((Chorus: ))
Did you think that I would fail,
And then I'd die?
Do you know what it feels like,
Meeting your doom?
My scar starts to burn.
((Main Chorus: ))
Swing, swing, swing from the handle of my
Broom, is diving towards the pitch.
Can you help me find a way,
To make Voldie die?
((Refrain #2: ))
Spell cast into the sky,
I'm falling on.
Death Eaters will arise,
Voldie smiles with glee.
My glasses askew,
They bent, they broke.
And so do I await my new doom.
((Repeat Chorus))
((Refrain #3: ))
Fight with me!
(He thought his problems were gone.)
Fly away with me!
(Away, away, away!)
((Repeat Main Chorus until song fades))
Here's the next one!
'Superman (It's Not Easy)'- Five for Fighting
Song Parody: 'It's Not Easy to Be Harry Potter' by me!
I just love to fly,
I'm not that naïve.
I'm just out to find,
The stronger side of me.
I'm more than a kid, I'm more than a scar,
More than some pretty face beside the star.
It's not easy to be me.
I wish that I could cry,
Fall upon my knees.
Find a way to think,
'bout my parents, who I'll never see.
It may sound absurd, but don't be naïve.
Even legends have the right to bleed.
I may be famous, but won't you just see,
But even legends have the right to dream.
It's not easy to be me.
Up, up and away, away from me,
Well, it's alright. You can all sleep sound tonight.
I'm not crazy… or anything.
I just love to fly,
I'm not that naïve.
Kids weren't meant to fight,
Against evil Lord Voldie.
I'm only a boy, in a Quidditch red robe,
Searching for golden gleams just out of reach.
Only a boy with a funny gold snitch.
Looking for special things inside of me,
Inside of me…. Inside of me…
Inside of me… Inside of me…
I'm only a boy, in a Quidditch red robe,
I'm only a kid looking for my destiny.
I'm only a boy in a Quidditch red robe.
And it's not easy… wu… hoo hoo…
It's not easy… to be… me…
One more!
'Spider-Man'- The Ramones
Song Parody: 'Potter-Man' by me!
Potter-Man, Potter-Man. Does whatever a wizard can.
Casts a spell any size. Catches snitches just like flies.
Look out, here comes the Potter-Man.
Is he smooth? Listen dude. He's got talent to include!
Can he catch the golden snitch? Take a look, if you wish!
Hey, there! There goes the Potter-Man.
In the chill of the rain, at the field of the pitch.
Like a streak of light, he arrives to catch the snitch!
Potter-Man, Potter-Man. Friendly wizarding, Potter-Man.
Wealth and fame, he ignores. Having fun is his reward.
Whoa-ho, here comes the Potter-Man.
In the chill of the rain, at the field of the pitch.
Like a streak of light, he arrives to catch the snitch!
Potter-Man, Potter-Man. Friendly wizarding, Potter-Man.
Wealth and fame, he ignores. Having fun is his reward.
To him, life's a great big bang up. Whenever there's a hang up,
You'll find the Potter-Man!
That's all for now! Post a review and MAYBE I'll make more!
