Hey guys! Sorry it took so long for me to update some more song parodies but I've had a lot going on lately. Soccer. School. Life. All that jazz.
Disclaimer: I wrote these song parodies myself. The original songs belong to their respectful owners. I also have no legal connection with Harry Potter whatsoever.
"Stop Him Dead" by Jane!
To the tune "Holiday" by Green Day
(Author's Note: This parody is my personal favorite out of the ones I've written already.)
Say, hey!
Hear the sound of their screaming pain.
Haunting me like a ghost that's bound in chains. (Hey!)
They came, the ones who died to save my name.
Hear the kids screamin' out of key
To a hymn called "Someone Save Me Please" (Hey!)
And bleed. The ministry that lost the war today.
I beg to dream and differ from his evil smite.
This is the dawning of the rest of my fight
To stop him dead!
See the spell thrown into the sky.
Another Death Eater has crossed the line (Hey!)
To cast the infamous, ominous sign.
Do you see another Dark Mark? (Dark Mark!)
There's a scare snakin' 'round the woods of dark. (Hey!)
A bang, an evil gang on a horror march.
I beg to dream and differ from his evil smite.
This is the dawning of the rest of my fight
To stop him dead!
The representative from England has the floor.
'All hail' to the Voldemort bad man!
Curse away is our punishment.
Pulverize the Hogwarts students
Who criticize his affrightment!
Bang bang goes the destruction and
Kill all the 'mugs' who're innocent!
Trials by fire setting fire,
Is just because he's abhorrent!
Just 'cause,... Just 'cause, because we're wizards. Yeah!
I beg to dream and differ from his evil smite.
This is the dawning of the rest of my fight…
I beg to dream and differ from his evil smite.
This is the dawning of the rest of my fight,…
This is my fight to stop him dead!
"Privet Drive of Dursley Fiends" by Jane!
To the tune "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
(Author's Note: V-Dude obviously stands for Voldemort which you'll need to know for this parody.)
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known.
Don't know where it goes
It's not home to me and I walk alone.
I walk this empty street
on the Privet Drive of Dursley fiends.
Where the city sleeps,
And I'm the only one and I walk alone.
I walk alone, I walk alone,
I walk alone, I walk a—
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me.
My wizard wand's the only thing that's keeping
Me from harm. Wish someone out there will find me.
'Till then I'll walk alone.
Ah,… Ah,…
I'm walking down the train
That embarks me some where down the lane.
Cast my magic charm, Hogwarts School
Is where I was to be.
Malfoy hates my guts add
What's messed up and everything's not bad.
Check my vital signs to know I'm still not dead
And I walk alone.
I walk alone, I walk alone.
I walk alone, and I walk a—
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me.
My wizard wand's the only thing that's keeping
Me from harm. Wish someone out there will help me
'Till then I'll walk alone.
Ah,… Ah,…
I fight alone, and I fight a—
I walk this empty street
On the Privet Drive of Dursley fiends.
Where the V-Dude creeps,
And I'm the only one and I fight a—
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me.
My wizard wand's the only thing that's keeping
Me from harm. Wish someone out there will save me.
'Till then I fight alone.
Remember! The more you review, the more I write! Plan to look forward to some more Green Day parodies.