Hey guys! I saw the fourth Harry Potter movie at midnight the day it came out and I'm still on a 'Harry Potter high' from it! Yay! So here are some parodies I wrote!
I wrote this next one in parallel to Harry's memories about Dumbledore's death in the sixth book. Writing it was a lot harder than it looks!
"Wake Me Up When This School Year Ends" by Jane
Original song: "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day
School
terms have come and passed.
The innocent can never last.
Wake
me up when this school year ends.
Like my friends have come to
pass,
Many years have gone so fast.
Wake me up when this
school year ends.
Hide here in shock and daze,
watching as
he falls.
Chased down the dark traitor,
Alone
and pound the wall.
As my bravery's tried
I never forget
where he died.
Wake me up when this school year ends.
Teachers
have come and passed.
The innocent can never last.
Wake me up
when this school year ends.
Cry out to skies again
like we
did when Cedric passed.
Wake me up when this school year
ends.
Hide here in shock and daze,
watching as he
falls.
Chased down the dark traitor,
Alone
and pound the wall.
As
my bravery's tried
I never forget where he died.
Wake me up
when this school year ends.
Great men have come and
passed.
The innocent can never last.
Wake me up when this
school year ends.
Like my father's come to pass,
Sixteen
years have gone so fast.
Wake me up when this school year
ends.
Wake me up when this school year ends.
Wake
me up when this school year ends.
Here's the next one! I was listening to my dad's old Talking Heads CDS and I fell in love with these guys all over again! These were fun to write! I hope you have fun reading them as well.
"Muggle Killer" by Jane
Original Song: "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads
(Harry
says :)
I
can't seem to face up to the facts.
I'm
tense and nervous and I can't relax.
I
can't sleep 'cause my scar's on fire.
Watch
out for him- he will never tire.
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Ohhhhhhh!
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
(Harry
says :)He
starts a band of wizards who kill every Muggle kid.
He's
talkin' a lot, but he's not scarin' anyone!
When
I have nothing to say, my mind is reelin'.
Face
Voldie once, why face him again?
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Ohhhhhhh!
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
(Fleur
says :)
Ce
que j'ai fais, ce soir la.
Ce
qu'elle a dit, ce soir la.
Realisant
mon espoir.
Je
me lance, vers la gloire… Ok!
(Harry
says :)
They
are cruel and they are dark.
Can't
you see the wicked Dark Mark?
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Ohhhhhhh!
(Harry
says :)
Muggle
Killer
(Fleur
says :)
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
(Ron
says :)
Fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better,
Run
run run run run run run away!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
This last one is in memorium of the Second Task in the movie. When Harry is pushed into the lake during the trial while he was choking on the gillyweed. I laughed pretty hard.
"The Black Lake" by Jane
Original Song: "Take Me To The River" by Talking Heads
I
don't know why I love her like I do.
All
the hazards I have been through.
Make
me nervous.
My
gillyweed.
I
haven't seen the worst of it yet.
I
wanna know what I'll find there.
I
don't wanna stay!
Take
me to the Black Lake, shove me in the cold wake.
Take
me to the Black Lake, shove me in the cold wake.
Pulling
me down, pulling me down.
I
don't know why she treats me so bad.
Think
of all the things we could have had.
This
is a trial that I can't lose yet,
My
fresh fourteen I would never forget.
I
wanna know what I'll find there.
I
don't wanna stay!
Take
me to the Black Lake, drop me in the cold wake.
Push
me in the Black Lake, shove me in the cold wake.
Pulling
me down, pulling me—
Curse
me, hex me, jinx me, vex me.
'Till
I can't, 'till I can't,… I can't take no more of it.
Take
me to the cold wake, shove me in the Black Lake.
Push
me in the cold wake, drop me in the Black Lake.
Pulling
me down, pulling me down.
I
don't know why I love Cho like I do.
All
the troubles she put me through.
The
second task, I'm on the call.
And
here am I. The smallest champ of them all!
I
wanna know what I'll find there.
I
don't wanna stay!
Take
me to the Black Lake and drop me in the cold wake.Push
me in the Black Lake, show me in the cold wake.
Pulling
me down, pulling me down.
Okay! That's all for today! But be sure to check back soon. I've got still more ideas for parodies on the way. Like a Marauder version of the song "Apache" by the Sugarhill Gang! Yay! Review!
