Written by: Melaniemelemelgirl (postcount0 member and fan fiction writer)
When, all of a sudden, in a mad rage of sexual endorsements, and because in fact he had swiped some of that Penis Popper gum, he threw his robes off, and did a sexy dance on the kitchen table. Everyone watched with a look of horny amusement on their faces, even Mr. Weasley, and Ginny screamed "YAY!"
She threw her robes of as well, joining Harry, and had a nice table sex dance with him. Just then, Ron and Hermione caught on, threw their robes on a nice pile on the ground, and jumped up on the table.
Hermoine gave Ron a nice blowjob with his face penis, (which had now multiplied into many penes, by the way), and they had a nice table sex dance as well.
Soon, the entire table was filled with the Weasley family, Hermione, and Harry, doing some Extra Sexy nice table sex dances, and a couple of groupies.
CONCLUSION: WHEN YOU FEEL HORNY, YOU SHOULD THROW YOUR ROBES OF, AND DO A NICE TABLE SEX DANCE.
The end (Or, is it...?)