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Yasu: I don't think there will be any yaoi in this chappy. Honestly, I completely forgot that Rukawa is referred to as a fox. Piggy's are cute with white pinkish skin. I wanna dress him up now. [runs after Rukawa]

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Little Red Sakuragi Hood

There once was a redheaded basketball rookie named Sakuragi. He was a very peculiar boy. His favorite color was red. His hair is red, his jersey is red, and his coat was also red.

One day, Coach Anzai approached him and said, "Sakuragi, will you bring this basket of goodies to Captain Akagi. He is very sick." And with that, he handed Sakuragi a basket filled with delicious aromas of fresh baked pastries. "Now remember, head straight to his house and don't talk to strangers so that you can make it back in time for basketball practice." Coach Anzai concluded.

"Nyahahahahahaha. I will do as you say. After all, I am a genius! Ore wa tensai!" He laughed again. He stopped then headed for Akagi's house.

He was whistling along when a tall shadow loomed behind him. It was Uozumi, captain of the Ryonan basketball team.

"Where are you going Sakuragi? Don't you have basketball practice?" He asked.

Sakuragi nodded. "Captain Gori is sick so I have to bring him this basket of goodies." He shoved the basket towards Uozumi's nose. It crawled up his nostrils, alarming his senses of the wonderful food that was under his nose, figuratively and literally. He tried to grab the basket but Sakuragi pulled it away and snickered.

"Nyahahahahahahaha…ore wa tensai! You will not take this basket away from me!" He started walking again.

Darn that monkey! I must have that basket of goodies! Then an idea dawned on him. "Oh Sakuragi! Look at all these beautiful flowers! Wouldn't Haruko like some!" He replied, eyeing the redheaded monkey.

Sakuragi paused at the mention of his darling. "Yeah! Haruko will like the flowers I will give her! That is a good idea boss monkey 2!" He exclaimed and started to pick the pastel colored plants.

Uozumi snickered and ran to Akagi's house, leaving Sakuragi busy picking flowers for his beloved.

Once he finished, he stood up and stretched. He glanced at his watch and panicked. In fifteen minutes, practice would start. He wouldn't be there to beat the baka kitsune if he didn't hurry and deliver the basket to Akagi and the flowers to Haruko. He ran the rest of the way to Akagi's house.

He knocked on the door. "Captain Gori? Haruko?" He knocked again and was surprised to find the door open. He went inside.

It was empty and he went to the living room. It looked like captain was lying on the couch. There was a hat on his head and the blanket was pulled up to his chin.

"Captain Gori! What big ugly hands you have!" Sakuragi exclaimed.

Captain answered, "The better to play basketball with."

"Captain Gori! What big ugly eyes you have!" Sakuragi observed.

"The better to see opponents with."

Sakuragi peered closer. "Captain! What big ugly crooked yellow teeth you have!"

"THE BETTER TO EAT THE SWEETS WITH! BAKA MONKEY!" Captain yelled and jumped off the couch. It was Captain Uozumi.

Sakuragi stumbled back, dropping the basket. "Boos monkey 2! What are you doing here? Where's Gori?"

Uozumi chuckled. "Locked up somewhere." He picked up the basket and dug in it. "What? It's empty!" He snarled viciously at Sakuragi.

"Nyahahahahahahaha…I ate it all! I was very hungry!" Sakuragi bellowed and opened the closet where Gori was locked up in.

Gori stumbled out, turning red. He lunged at Uozumi. "Teme, teme!"

Sakuragi sat on the floor watching the two boss monkeys fight. He sighed when they pulled away from each other.

"Sakuragi? What are you doing here? Isn't there practice?" Akagi asked.

Sakuragi nodded. "Where's Haruko?" He looked around.

Akagi sighed. "Drooling at practice over Rukawa."

Sakuragi stood abruptly. "What?" He bellowed. He started seeing red and ran out the house.

"Monkey! His hair's red, his jersey's red and now he's seeing red. We should have a nickname for him." Uozumi panted out.

Akagi nodded. "Let's call him, Little Red Sakuragi Hood!"

Author's Note: So like it? Dislike it? Please review! Flames, comments, suggestions or advice. Anything. ~_^

[drags Rukawa in a piggy outfit] What a cutie! [pinches cheeks]