Welcome chapter 2! Let's get it on! I guess...
Chapter 2: Kingdom Whoops!
"Places, people! This job pays in time and I'm not made of money!" the director yells through a megaphone. "We're standing right here!" the casts yells. Indeed they were standing in front of the director. "We'll get to your places, anyways!" he yells. They all scatter, not seeing Yazoo sneak in through the set's back door. He walks around curiously withis Velvet Nightmare in hand. "Cloud, get to the Colisseum set, now!" a person yells. Cloud is seem walking in his outfit that says 'I'm-such-a-badass-fighter-that-I-get-all-the-fangirls'. "I wish Kadaj would get me an outfit like that" Yazoo thinks to himself. He creeps behind Cloud as he walks onto the set and hides where he can't be seen. Suddenly, some weird guy walks out of the lobby gates and spots Yazoo hiding behind one of the battle square poles.
He walks over and tries to act cool. "Hey, hottie. How you doin" he says in an acting cool voice as he slap Yazoo's butt. Yazoo gets alarmed and turns around, disgusted and angry at the perverted man. He shoots him and gets back to his hiding.
"Scene one! The stare between allies/enemies! Take one!" some guy with a clipboard says. "Annnnnd, action!" the director yells. Cloud walks by Phil and stares at Sora, Donald and Goofy. Yazoo throws some oil out and Cloud slips and falls. "CUT!" the director yells.
"Take two!" "Action!" Cloud walks by again and this time, Yazoo let loose a bunch of female chocobos. They think Cloud is a handsome male and they charge after him. "Cut! Get me some iced tea or coffee!" the director says.
"Take one! Sonic ability" Cloud is now sitting on the stairs and spots Sora walking out of the lobby gates. Yazoo manages to get grab hold of Clouds pants without him looking. As he stands up, his pants go down and everbody start cracking up. His boxers have chocobos and moogle on them. He blushes like crazy and begins to sulk. "This is just not my day!" he yells to the sky. "Okay Cloud, we'll try this again tomorrow" the director says patting him on the back.
"I need a break, I'm going to the bar" Cloud says in his dressing room as he chnages his clothes. Yazoo overhears, standing right next to the door, where he's exposed to everybody. "L, K, this is Y. He's going to the bar" Yazoo says on his walkie talkie. "Good, I'll be there" Loz answers. "Hey guys! Clean up in isle 2! We just found Leon dead!" some guy yells. "I'm outta here!" Yazoo yells as he runs out the studio door.