depressive stalker on Halloween could ruin Angelus' day
Author: DhampyrX2
Genre: X-overish minific
Series: none
Rating:PGat best
Summary: I think the title says it all. Just a bit of silliness
that popped into my head
Timeframe: End of Season 2
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm poor.
"Giles! Giles!" Xander called out as he headed for the captured
Watcher inside the Crawfor street mansion.
As the youth reached him, Rupert Giles slowly lifted his head from
where he was slumped down, tied to a chair after a round of being
tortured by Angelus. "Xander?" he inquired shakily as the young man
untied him.
"Can you walk?" Xander asked in return his face a mask of concern.
"You're not real," the librarian responded in a broken tone.
"Sure, I'm real," Xander replied steadily to reassure the man.
"It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I
want," Giles spat back weakly, unwilling to believe he had been
rescued.
Xander had finally untied the ropes and went around to look into
Giles' face as he seriously inquired, "Then why would they make you
see me?"
Gilesconsidered that point carefully before he answered, "You're
right. Let's go."
"Come on," Xander shot back with a grin as he easily hefted the man
up to help him out of the death trap.
As they made their way out, Xander was forced to stop short as he
saw Angel pull thw sword out of the stone demon Acathla. Now they
were in real trouble. Even lying to Buffy to save her from that
dishonorable baka hadn't been enough to save them. He had to do
something before he had a real reason to shout 'Damn you Angel!
Because of you I've seen HELL!' like he had wanted to since
Halloween.
But what can I do? I mean, I've go some fair fighting skills now,
but how will that help against a sotn demon... a /stone/ demon.
Xander-no-baka, the White Knight thought to himself as he got the
older man outside and set him down safely in the sun. "Stay here G-
man. I've got something to take care of," he said before dashing
back in. Well dashing in after turning around four times to get his
bearings.
Once inside there was little chance of him getting lost, all he had
to do was head for the ugly rock in the middle of the room. As he
stood next to the demon Acathla Xander heard a hated voice
taunt, "Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends... No
hope. Take all that away... and what's left?"
Xander smirked nastilly as he called out, "She's still got friends,
Overbite. And I've got two words for you...BAKUSAI TENKETSU!"
And with those words, as well as a finger tap, the great demon
Acathla who would swallow the world and suck it into hell was
reduced to rubble; as Buffy used Angel's horrified distraction as an
opportunity to run him through the gut with her sword, although
Xander felt she should really be whacking him in the head with a
mallet.
Owari/The End
Now the question here is, who here gets the joke?