Here's Chapter 3!
Chapter 3: All I Want is a Drink!
Cloud rode on his motorcycle in a no driving zone to the bar in Costa de Sol. He parked on the side of the building and put, like 12 locks on it so nobody would steal it or lift it. He walkes into the bar and saw almost nobody there, except Vincent who was drinking a red drink (Or was it...?). "Did you scare everybody away or something?" Cloud asked as he walked up to the pale faced man. "It was like this when I got here" Vincent replied. "I'll believe you, this time..." Cloud smiled. "How you get that drink? I don't see a bartender here" Clous asked looking around. "I uhh..." Vincent pondered. "I knew it! You are a vampire!" Cloud accused. "I won't kill you if you don't tell" Vincent whispered. "Okay!" Cloud said automatically getting back to normal.
"Can I take your order?" a voice asked. They both looked to the counter and see a man rise up from the ground. "I'd like a some cool aid and make it hard" Cloud answered. "Coming up" the bartender said going to the kitchen. "Hey, you look familar. Have we met?" Cloud yelled to the back. "I don't believe so" the tender answered walking back with the drink. It was just Loz with a fake mustache for crying out loud! He handed the drink to Cloud and went back to the back. "Cloud, you do realize that was Loz, right?" Vincent asked. Cloud was to busy drinking his drink, when suddenly he spit it out.
"What the & is in this?" Cloud yelled. Vincent sighed, there was no way to talk to an idiot. "Is there a problem?" Loz asked coming back into the room. "Yeah, this taste like rotten bananas and tomatoes! I want cool aid!" Cloud yelled. "Sorry sir, I'll get your cool aid" Loz smiled taking back the cup of eerie purple liquid. "Something's fishy around here, Vinnie" Cloud said looking around suspicously. "You don't think? And stop calling me Vinnie!" Vincent growled.
"Here's your drink" Loz said handing Cloud a cup of eerie white and yellow liquid. Loz runs back to the back as Cloud tries the drink and spits it back out. "What the #$ is this?" Cloud yells again. Loz comes back and takes the cup back to the back. "That tasted like copper, paper, and cheese" Cloud twitched. "Oh, you've eatened those things before?" Vincent questioned. "Ummmm..." Cloud tried to think of an excuse. "This one is better" Loz walked back in with a cup of blue liquid. Cloud tasted it and didn't spit it back out this time.
"This is great! What's in this?" Cloud asked happily. "Eggs, bacon, leather, water, 30 year old milk, cheese, bone marrow, fish, blood, whipped cream, salt, pepper, baloney, popcorn, a few hypers, duck, mud, metal, leaves, and to top it all off I put some blue food coloring in it" Loz answered smiling. Cloud's face was like O.o literally. He got up and walked over to the window. He stuck his head out and began to...you know. "You're really low, Loz" Vincent snapped.
Loz smirked and Vincent walked out the door. "What's wrong with you? You trying to give me food poisoning!" Cloud yelled. "It's experiment with food and other items day here" Loz answered as he put a sign on the counter that said 'Enjoy Experiment with food and other items Day!' "That's it! I need a break! I'm going to the Temple of the Ancients to mourn!" he stormed out of the bar. "Y, K, this is L. He's going to the Temple" Loz whispered into the walkie talkie while taking off his fake mustache. "Well done, brother. We'll meet him there. And bring me some strawberry soda" Kadaj answered.
Loz nodded, when suddenly, some men wearing uniforms came walking in. "Are you the bartender of this facility?" one of the men asked. "Uhh...-" "Good, we're the health department agents and we just recieved a huge amount of complaints saying the food was horrible and unhealthy" another man cut Loz off. "We'll be arresting you now" another man said pulling out some handcuffs. Loz jumped from behind the counter and ran off out the door.