Chapter 4! Yeah, you probably already knew that

Chapter 4: I don't know what to call it!

Cloud rode on his motorcycle through the forest, scaring and running over small animals. "What's wrong with this day? First, my studio part, next, my drink. What the hell?" Cloud ponders in his head. He stops at a giant hole in the ground and looks down at where the the Temple used to be. He flashes back to when he was going crazy when Sephiroth was forcing him to give him the black materia. "I'll give you some cake if you give me the black materia" Sephiroth says smiling. "I want cake!" Cloud yells. They both exchanges the items and are happy. "Man, was I some idiot" Cloud smiled.

"And you still are" a sexy voice answered. "No, I'm smarter than before! I can eat a grapefruit without squirting the juice in my eye" Cloud laughs. "Whatever, but you're still an idiot" a man walked out of the trees to Cloud. Cloud turned around and saw Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo standing before him. "Did you enjoy your first day of torture?" Yazoo asked. "Actually, no" Cloud frowned. "That's what you get for not handing over the head!" Loz yelled. "So brother if I may call you that even though you don't have silver hair, are you going to hand it over?" Kadaj smirked. "Nope!" Cloud crossed his arms and smiled like a kid who just got a millon dollars. "Then you leave us no choice" Kadaj said, pulling out his sword. "We'll take it by, brute force" Yazoo said doing that hand thing when Ansem says "Darkness is the heart's true escence"

Cloud drives off through the forest and chops the trees with his sword to get the trees out of the way. He looks back and see the other three on their motorcycles that are much cooler than his with a computer system installed. "I should have gotten a Dell!" Cloud thought. Yazoo shot at his tire and missed a few times, but got his butt which threw him of balance and use of his sitting ability. "And I was gonna save a bunch of money by switching to Geico today!" Cloud yelled to them as they stopped. "You can do that when you hand over the head!" Kadaj got off his motorcycle and walked over to Cloud. "I can't!" Cloud whispered. "Why not!" Yazoo asked. "I, I, I," Cloud start. "You what?" Loz asked.

Somewhere else...

"He's always expecting me to get him out of trouble when he does something stupid!" Tifa mumbled to herself. She scanned her computer and typed in a few words. She waited a while until something popped up. "The only one in the whole world!" the description for the item said. "$2,000! For that ugly thing?" she exclaimed waking up the kids from their nap and some of the neighbors. Back to the forest. "You sold it on eBay?" the SHM screamed at the same time. "That's why I took it. I was gonna sell it on eBay and make $2,000. Pretty clever, huh?" Cloud smiled sheeplishly. They just stared at him for what seemed to be hours. Kids were growing up faster than their staring. "WHY!" Kadaj fell to his knees, shaking his fists in the air. "I'm outta here" Cloud said getting on his , motorcycle and driving away.

Kadaj stared at him as he drove off, not even close to sitting on the seat, and began to cry. Yazoo walked over to him and comforted him. "It's okay, little brother. Wanna go get some ice cream?" Yazoo asked. Kadaj shook his head like a little kid and wiped the tears off his face. Some fangirls nearby can be heard making that sound when something cute happens to a bishie, but Cloud runs over them. The three of them drive off to Kalm. Back at Cloud's house, Tifa is holding a present and is waiting for Cloud to get back. "Honey, I'm home!" Cloud says in that voice from that guy on I love Lucy.

"Oh, Cloud. I got you a present" Tifa says fake smiling. "What'd ya get? What'd ya get? What'd ya get! (Sprinklens! Just kidding)" Cloud exclaimed anxiously. She hands him the present and he unwraps it like a wild dog. "Not this again!" he moans as he drops the box to the floor. "You shouldn't have done that, Cloud! What if somebody evil got their hands onto that head!" Tifa asked putting her hands on her hips. "They'd probably make another Sephiroth or something" Cloud answered walking up the stairs. Unnoticingly, Yazoo stuck a mini microphone onto Cloud. "So, all we need to do is get the head and make another Sephiroth" Kadaj smirks. "But, how do we take it?" Loz asks. "This is what we'll do, there are children at that orphanage, right?" Kadaj asks. "Duh" Yazoo and Loz say in unison. "They will help us" Kadaj says and then he starts laughing for no reason. "Either he's crazy or that's a really comfortable suit" Yazoo whispers to Loz.

The end! Or is it...?