Might as well continue with this! Warning like crazy: There maybe some spoilers, those with weak and sick minds may want to leave right now.
Cloud looks at the box with the head in it and groans. "Cloud! You've been doing that for two days now!" Tifa yells at him. "I have nothing better to do" he throws the box out the window. -Elsewhere- Rude is walking down the sidewalk of Midgar. "I gave my love a cherry that had no stones" he sings to himself horribly. He walks into the street, not seeing the cars coming. They honk at him and he freaks out. He dodges them by doing some weird movements and then jumps out of the street. "I didn't even get hurt" he smiles. He starts to walk around again when a box hits him in the back of the head. "I'm going home" Cloud says as he gets up from the kitchen table. "I thought this was your home?" Tifa stands up.
"With all those brats? I can't even get into my bed!" he walks out of the house. He rides through the town on his motorcycle, ignoring the people he runs over and kills. "Get ya newspapa!" a paper boy throws the Daily Boring at Cloud. It hits him in the side of the face and knocks him off his bike. The motorcycle goes on a rampage and starts to run over people, drive up a building and once it got into the air, it exploded. "There goes my Carbuncle!" Cloud yells. He picks up the newspaper and throws it at the kid who goes flying. -Elsewhere in Midgar- "Here's the head" Rude hands the wheelchair dude the box. "Thank you Rude" he says as he puts it under his cloak or robe. Rude walks out of the house and is hit by the news kid. Cloud walks all the way to the church and into the area where there are flowers. He takes out a remote and pushes the button. The ground he stands on goes underground and leads to a scret motorcycle chamber.
"Which one will I choose?" Cloud walks by several motorcycles, even one that looks like Pee Wee's. "I'll go with this one!" Cloud cheers for no reason and pulls out a shiney motorcycle. 'Fenrir' can be read on the side. He moves it out up a slope and out of the secret exit that is a pile a metal. "I think I'll go to the place where Zack died" Cloud smiles and drives off with his new motorcycle that's equipped with a cushiony pillow seat. A dark figure kneels on a tall pile of metal and looks at where Cloud drove off. "I know where he's going" the figure says into his cellphone. "We'll meet him where ever he goes" a voice says. The figure puts it away and tries to jump, but causes the pile to collapse with his weight and ends up getting a huge piece of metal shoved up his
"Ass, I was saying" Cloud stands at the peak of Midgar. "Cloud, I'm not dead. I'm right here" Zack climbs up to the cliff. Cloud pushes him off. "This is my movie!" Cloud yells down to him. He stares down at the sword that once belonged to Zack. "It still does! That chocobo boy stole it from me!" Zack shakes his fists. Cloud throws a rock at him and gets back to looking at the sword. The sword that his beloved friend had fought with. "When I get up there I'll show him how I fight" Zack begins to climb again. "That's it!" Cloud gets on his motorcycle and jumps off the edge to Zack. Just then, the SHM drive along on their motorcycles. Kadaj drives next to the buster sword and puts his boot on it, tilting it over a little bit. As Cloud chases Zack, Zack falls into a trap door that was caused by the sword. "Hey!" Cloud runs back to the trap door and drives around it.
"Look, it's big brother!" Loz points happily. "Yes, Loz. We see him" Kadaj says annoyed. Loz looks down and begins to cry. "You're so mean!" he cries. "Just go down there and get him!" Kadaj points. Yazoo and Loz drive off the clifff and begin to follow Cloud. "You're gonna have to come out of there sometime!" Cloud circles the trap. -In the hole- Zack is falling pretty deep until he busts out the bottom of the trap. "Where the heck am I? Am I in Wutai?" Zack raises an eyebrow. "What're you doing?" Yazoo drives up to Cloud. "Waiting for Zack to get his big fat a-heeeeeeey, have we met?" Cloud looks at Loz and Yazoo. "We're your brothers, the ones who tortured you last month, remember?" Yazoo leans forward a little bit. Cloud thinks back to last month.
At the orphanage, Tifa is getting ready to open the bar. An ill boy is sleeping in a bed with Marlene looking over him. "Don't you ever go away?" Denzel asks. "Nope! I gotta stay here and keep you company. Besides, my dad won't let me come home because he's 'looking for a new energy'" she says in a lying tone. The phone rings about several times before anybody notices. "Fine! I'll get the phone since nobody else will" Tifa walks up the stairs to the room with the phone. "I don't see why Cloud only installed one phone in the intire place. Hello, Strife Delivery Service" Tifa picks up the phone. "Tell your husband we need him to come to Kalm" a voice says on the other line. "Why?" Tifa says like a kid. "Because, it's important" the voice answers. "Are you Ansem? If you are, Sora isn't here right now" she asks. "What the? No, just tell him to get over here!" the voice hangs up. "Yeesh, what a grouch" Tifa dials a number on the phone.
"I spent a day with the little brats, we finished Kingdom Hearts, I won a free wheel of cheese, I delivered two pizzas to a guy name I.C. Weiner and a guy named Semour Hynies" Cloud starts out. A few hours later...Cloud is still going on with his list as Yazoo and Loz sleep on each other. "I sent a letter to Santa Claus saying I want more sodas-" "That's enough!" Yazoo gets up. He wakes up Loz and they both get on their motorcycles. Cloud's phone starts to ring and he answers it of course. "Hello? Yeah this is me. What? Today? Right now? But I don't wanna! Fine oh great master" Cloud puts away his cellphone and drives away. Loz and Yazoo sweatdrop and begin to follow him. "Where are you hiding mother?" Loz drives to the side of Cloud. "Joe mama?" Cloud yells back as he takes out his sword. "You're hiding her, aren't you brother?" Yazoo shoots at Cloud. "Who's ya daddy?" Cloud asks as he turns a corner.
Black creatures start to jumps out of the ground and sing the Barney ending song. "My ears! I think I'm going deaf!" Cloud screams. Cloud swings his sword like crazy and drives to a random way until he accidently cuts off a small piece spike on his hair. "NO! It took me weeks to get it like this!" Cloud falls off his bike and bangs his fists and feet on the ground. "I want my hair gel!" he cries and rolls over again and again. Yazoo and Loz stare at him in disgust and start to turn back. "I didn't even think he could get like that" Loz says to Yazoo. "He's a worse crybaby then you" Yazoo smiles. "I am not a crybaby!" Loz says in a tone that sounds like a little kid about to cry. As Cloud wipes the tears off his face he loks up and sees Kadaj riding away on his bike, and then an explosion. He gets on his bike and pouts the rest of the way to Kalm.