Here we are again!
Cloud rode on his bike to the weird looking lodge like house. "Just make me do everything!" he complains as he comes to a stop. He undos the thing that keeps it from falling over (How can that small of a thing hold up that HUGE piece of metal?) and puts his 12 hundred chains on it. "This better be good, there'll be hell to pay if this isn't!" Cloud busts through the door. Reno is right at the door and takes out his shock stick or whatever it is, and clashes it with Cloud's sword. "Engarde!" they both fight like those crazy people who wear those weird masks and fight with those super skinny, but ultra sharp swords. Cloud finally pushes him out the door and off the porch.
He slams the door closed and locks it. "Wilma! Open this door! WILMAAAA!" Reno bangs on the door. "Stupid!" Cloud laughs. Rude walks in from the other room as he puts on his gloves. "Rude, you're so cool!" Reno says from outside. "I know, I know" Rude says like a celebrity as he puts out his hands to the side. The wheelchair dude drives out of the other room way too fast that he busts out the wall and off the porch. "I knew we shouldn't have gotten him that electric wheelchair! He couldn't even drive when he was 16!" Rude complains as he looks out the giant hole. "Shacho!" Reno calls out. "Shacho rhymes with nacho!" Cloud says outta random. Rude sweatdrops and shakes his head in shame. "A little help here!" the wheelchair dude calls up. Rude jumps out the hole for some crazy reason and lands on the dude. "Do I get to keep the house?" Cloud smiles. "No! Dis is my house, yo!" Reno climbs into the hole in the wall. "Thanks for stepping all over my face!" the dude calls out. "That's what I'm here for!" Reno smiles. "Poo on you!" Rude climbs up to the floor, but Reno kicks him out the hole again.
"So, what am I here for?" Cloud asks. "Where's my pizza!" Rude calls out. "Actually, we wanted to ask you for something" the dude calls up. "With pepperoni!" Rude complains. "Like what?" Cloud looks out the hole. "And mushrooms!" Rude keeps going on. "Your protection. Kadaj says he was gonna steal my wheelchair! And I need it to run over people!" the dude tries to get up. "And olives!" Rude climbs up. "You want protection from a delivery boy? What can I do?" Cloud kicks Rude down to the dude. "Use your...uh, um, delivery power!" Reno laughs. "Hey! That's a hard power to keep track of!" Cloud points his sword in his face. "Yeah, right" Reno cracks up on the floor. "Well for that, I'm not going to protect you!" Cloud pouts as he walks out the door, but the porch collapses and he has a huge splinter on his butt. "And chocobo sausages!" Rude continues. "Shut up, Rude!" Reno and the dude yell at the same time.
Tifa busts down the church door and Marlene runs in, while tripping over the broken door. "Cloud actually lives here? What a dump!" Marlene looks around at the pizza boxes, girl magazines, and clothes all over the floor of the church. "It's a good thing he doesn't live with us sometimes" Tifa smiles. "If these flowers were here a few years ago, shouldn't they all be dead with Aeris?" Marlene picks one of flowers. "I don't think these are real" Tifa notices the circle around the flowers. She touches it with her shoe and it bobs down a little. "Oh well" Marlene starts to pick the flowers. Marlene notices a box with a few bandages on it. "Bandages? Cloud's now hot body and has scars on it? He just got rid of all those polygons and now he has scars on himself!" Marlene exclaims. "He could have just told instead of running away. I could have fixed it up and kept all the fangirls away from his hot body" Tifa pouts. Under the bandages, Tifa sees picture of Vincent and another of Zack with hearts around them. "I can see why he ran away" Tifa laughs. "Lets go home" Tifa sighs. "No! I want to see Cloud!" Marlene runs a few feet away from her for no reason. "Fine. What should we do when he gets here?" Tifa asks. "Go home together and play video games!" Marlene cheers. "But before that, we'll lecture him on how to keep this place neat. Plus, I wanna blackmail him with these to make him go home" Tifa picks up the pictures of Zack and Vincent.
"I win!" Kadaj slams Rude and Reno to the ground. "You cheated in the staring contest! I saw!" the dude yells. "I hate that you know" Kadaj walks over to the dude. "It's the truth. What do you want?" the dude turns to him. "I want some answers! Mother wasn't with brother and he kept mocking us!" Kadaj stops in front of him. "He's an idiot, what do you expect?" the dude smiles. "I expected mother was with him, but nooooooo. She wasn't!" Kadaj complains. "The preparations for the party are coming along well" he turns around. "Can I come?" the dude says in a kid voice. "No! You're not allowed you liar!" Kadaj stomps his foot. "What's it for anyways?" the dude asks. "It's for, a reunion" Kadaj turns around. "Will there be cake?" the dude asks in the tone. "Yes, but none for you!" Kadaj laughs. "You're so mean! How're you gonna get people to come anyways?" the dude crosses his arms. "Geostigma" Kadaj says in a serious tone. "You're a poo!" the dude complains. "You would know all about the virus wouldn't you?" Kadaj walks closer to him. "Hang on, I'm not gay!" he puts his hands up in a defense motion.
Kadaj kneels down and slowly looks up at him. -Somewhere else- A person riding a chocobo is laughing like a madman when suddenly, the chocobo explodes. A person is staring at a pole (Doesn't it look like it's about to fall over if you look at it for a while?) when suddenly, it falls on him. Some toast pops out of a toaster and the owner is about to get it when it suddenly bursts into flames and so does the house. -Back at the lodge thing- The dude is staring at Kadaj in horror and confusion. -Where ever Cloud's splintered butt is- "I'll live for you too, I gueeesssss. That's what I've, sorta decided" Cloud starightens Zack's sword. Cloud flashes back to the times he had with Zack. "You wanna be in Soldier? Work hard and eat your veggies!" Zack smiles. "How do you feel? You fell down the stairs and into a ditch and I came to help" Zack looks at Cloud. "Hold still, we just got started and you're not holding still" Zack looks down at Cloud with his...shirt off? "Hey, what're you gonna do when we get to Midgar? Find a hot babe? Eat cheese the rest of your life? Stay and hang with me?" Zack looks down at Cloud as they sit in the truck with the horrible drunk like driver on their way to Midgar. "We're friends, right? Real 'good friends'? Eh, Cloud?" Zack winks at him. "Cloud, run! You'll get eaten by the bunny! And take my last jar of hair gel! Use it for your hair if I don't make it! Someday it'll be as spikey as mine!" Zack runs with Cloud.
Cloud falls to his knees, clutching his arm. He flashes back to Zack and then to Midgar and then to some dude in a dress. "Darn you bunny!" Cloud yells to the ground. -Back at the church- Marlene has made a bouquet of flowers even though the flowers she has picked from the ground, two more have replaced it after she picked them. The other church door busts open and somebody walks in. Marlene is about to rush to the door, but Tifa stops her. Loz walks in and over to them. "Wanna play hopscoth with me?" he puts his hand out. Tifa holds Marlene closer. "Fine, be that way! I don't like you now!" Loz puts his hand to the side and walks closer. "Where's my mommy?" he asks. He covers his nose as he looks down at all the flowers (Flowers will do that to you sometimes if you). "This stinks! It smells like motor oil!" he complains. "Where's my mom?" he asks again. "There's nobody here!" Tifa snaps. "Fine, lets play" he smiles. Tifa nudges Marlene away and she goes and runs behind a fallen pillar (Like that'll protect her!). Tifa puts on her gloves and gets into her fighting position. "This should be fun" Loz prepares to fight.