DISCLAIMER: I don't own it.

To :Riye Link/ Reue : thank you! You were my first review and here since the beginning of the story YOU ROCK! Ps im trying to work along your lines

Kitkat- Yea I just got outta school when I wrote that ::wink wink:: I'm glad you enjoyed it I know I enjoyed your review

Katzzar-I'm glad you enjoyed it and these Japanese spellings have it in for the both of us ::runs and screams::

Flying-whippet-You like Kuwabara stories too huh? Yea there aren't many of us I'm surprised to have nine reviews...thanks!

It took Kuwabara a moment to realize the bell had wrung. He had missed the major sign of a large dull beep, however caught the minor notices of people standing up and exiting. (DUH! I've done that ;)...)

Kuwabara gathered the items on his desk- math book, world history, ten best ways to murder someone, notebook, ten best ways to murder someone and make it look like an accident, (it's a joke people , laugh!) and a resent test the teacher had given back, which he had passed with a large "O" on the front for outstanding achievement.

Kuwabara trekked towards the door quickly, he had realized he had drawn attention to himself in class and could feel the eyes of the teacher on the back of his head. He walked a little bit faster, to get him closer to the door sooner, but not trying to make it obvious. Just a little more and he would have been out of the door, a voice rang out forestalling his sweet, sweet getaway-

"Kuwabara, could I have a word?" The teacher stepped over to him.

'You can give me a word, because I'm in a hurry, but I suppose you're going to tell me several.' Kuwabara mentally sighed before turning around and facing the professor.

"Yes, Sir?" He answered out loud.

"I just wanted to mention that—"Kuwabara stared at the teacher stoned faced and attempting to look uninterested, in order to put off the teachers onslaught.

"The point is that your beginning to show signs of major improvement and—"

The professor wasn't backing down! This idiot was going to slow him down! Ruin his chances of entering the Makai!

"-we envy and celebrate our 'higher achieving' students here at Saryaski Junior High—"(once again I have not a clue how to spell the high school they attend, but you get the picture sound it out it sort of resembles it ... ::mumble, mumble:: damn Japanese syllables...)
Kuwabara was still listening when he felt a energy signal beginning to leave the premises. This was NOT good; he could automatically sense who it belonged to- Yusuke. He had to hurry; they would be searching for Kuwabara so all teammates would be there for the mission and he was trapped – if only this stupid teacher would shut the hell up! Kuwabara's eye began to twitch, and he stood there tapping his foot, slightly moving faster and faster as if trying to fast forward time itself.

"—Doing better is not only rewarding the school system, but yourself—" That's when an idea sprung into his head, remembering a certain squeamish trait about the teacher. Kuwabara bent over,

"UUrrrrggg!" The teacher looked extremely surprised at his interruption.

"What's the matter?" He asked slightly disturbed. Kuwabara began to make heaving noises, while gasping, he peaked out of the corner of his eye, watching the professor's face get paler and paler.

"I ... think...,::heave, heave::, I'm gonna ...,::gasp::, be Sick!" The professor's eyes were wide and you could practically see his skin crawl.

"I...need...to go to ... the bathroom!"

"Of course!" He rushed over to his desk and ruffled hurriedly through his papers. "I just need to get you the pass!"

"I can feel it coming up my ::heave:: THROAT!"

"OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE GO! GO ALREADY!" Kuwabara ran out of the classroom bent over and slammed the door behind him. Once outside he stood up straight, fixed his shirt and headed directly to the boys bathroom, it held the closet window to the end of the campus, and he was running short on time to head off Yusuke and the others.

Twistedmind29: yea this was my sick false attempt at some humor... And to hold off my reviewers until the next chapter :p

Hiei: Another thing yet you FAIL at.

Twistedmind29: 0.o how did you get here... Don't you have some fangirls to be running from?

Hiei: ::Eyes Widen::

Twistedmind29: Review! Then we can watch Hiei be attacked by rabid fan girls, and have his close ripped off and auctioned on the internet!