In the early morning hours Sirius black lay on his 4-poster bed in the gryfindor boys dormitories. He was sparled out in every direction and bore a large grin on his face James, peter, and Remus stood around his bead
"YOU KNOW SIRIUS!" James yelled rather loudly "YOU LOOKS ODDLY ENOFGH LIKE A STONNED COW! MIND TELLING US WHY?"
Sirius still lay sleeping the grin still abroad on his face
" Um James?" Remus inquired " how do you know what a stoned cow looks like?"
James shot him an evil death glare look.
" Hay black," Remus said huskily "Lilly's stark naked here and she wants you opinion
On her ti- Owe! James whaja hit me for? I was only trying to help?" he grinned sheepishly rubbing his arm.
Peter walked up ans whispered something in Sirius ear. James looks on curiously.
"Hay wormtale whachya saying?" James inquired
All the sudden Sirius jumped up, getting tangled in his hangings in the process, and falling out of bed and taking his hangings down with him. As Sirius tried too get him self un-tangled and out of the hanging the marauders were roaring with lafter. Between choking laughs Remus managed to gasp out
" Pe-peter –he he--what did--you say?" and he was off agin.
Peter just smiled and said " never gunna tell!" then stuck his Tung out at Remus, which just made them laugh all the more.
Sirius managed to get himself out of the mass of cloth but with out his-
" Boxers!" he yelled as he covered him self " Where the bloody hell are my boxers?"
By now the marauders were about ready to piss them selves they were laughing so hard.
James gasped out " oh-oh- my Sirius your killing me! Haha!"
Sirius dived back into the cloth and re-emerged triumphantly with his boxers back on.
After about five minutes the marauders re-gained control of them selves and Sirius put some cloths on, After which thy headed down to breakfast.
Breakfast passed with out much event, Remus shot pumpkin juice out his nose because James made Sirius's long hair braid its self in to lots of little braids, and Sirius made James do a jig on the table. But it's off their firsts class, transfiguration with McGonagall.
As the gang walked into the room just before the start of class (as usual) Sirius spotted her, his dream girl, Christian. In a daze Sirius practically floated over to the row behind her and sat down inthe seat directly behind her. James, peter and Remus followed him and sat in the seats around him in a state of confusion.
Sirius did not hear a word of what McGonagall said through the whole first half of the class. He had his eyes glued to Christian as she tossed her long sweeping black hair over her shoulder.
" Sirius black are you listing to me?" McGonagall thundered and Sirius jumped sightly as he was jolted out of his daydreaming
" Yes professor? " her murmured
" Good then" McGonagall stated sharply would you mind answering my question?"
" I did not quite understand it, do you mind repeating it Mam?" Sirius stammered. The class snickered
" Mr. Black please be kind enough to pay attention in my class, rather than ogling at the girl in front of you."
The class busted out laughing. James jaw dropped and a blush creped across Sirius face as he slowly slid under his desk.
After class Sirius lingering back hoping to avoid more laughter from his classmates. As he stepped out of the transfiguration classroom door, Christian stepped out of the shadows and stood in front of him. She held her hands behind her back. Her gleaming amethyst eyes down cast and studding the floor intently. Curtains of soft black hair falling about her face.
" I'm sorry about what professor said. It was mean, she should not have said it."
Sirius just stood there with his jaw open. Christian looked up at him and smiled trying not to laugh. Sirius realized his mouth was open and closed it quickly and stammered. "um.. Thank you…what class are you headed to next?"
Christen smiled " potions."
Sirius grinned " mined if I walk you?"
Christian covered her mouth and giggled " not at all"
Sirius walked Christian down to the potions dungeon and carried her books. As they entered the class late together the old potions master looked blearily up at them. " Ah miss Taylor and Mr... Black is it? You are late 3 points from.. Well.. What ever house you are in." Remus and James looked at sirus with aww and peter snickered as Sirius sat in the back of the room with Christian instead of with the marauders.
" Oh man! Is her really ditching us for some chick?" James inquired angrily.
"Looks to be so prongs" Remus muttered non-shalantly. " Don't get so upset. He will be back once she's his for shure. You know the first time Lilly ever talked to you that did not consist of an insult or a slap you did that too."
James looked puzzled "I did? Well still that's no reason for him to go and do that humph"
Sirius and Christian hardly payed attention all though the potions class, and the professor did not seem to even cair, either that or he was to blinded to notice. When the bell rang they collected up their bags and began to head to lunch
"Wow never has potions seemed this short before!" Sirius smiled brilliantly
" Oh so its not usually this fun?" Christian inquired
"Well it will be now!" Sirius raised his eyebrows suggestively. And Christian giggled. As they left the room with out the marauders James looked on angrily. Remus punched his arm and they followed the " couple" to lunch.
