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Kurama- ::Sweet drops:: where did you get that!

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Hiei- ::smirks::

Twistedmind29:: O.o oh gods lets hope I don't do that

tengu queen- I know I know! Believe me I was gonna cry but I bribed my friend with some money and HEY HO GUESS WHOS BACK?

Katzztar- lol thanks I try I went to adult and saw you checked out some other Kuwabara stories like that one by yami star nice I loved it someone finally loves Hiei besides Kurama or ooc people need to be more original

Riye Link/ Reue- Ahh my one faithful fan still sticking with this story huh and I don't mean to be rude but your review was discombobulating! So I was thinking why don't you write your own it seems like you have an excellent demented imagination like said person: cough: I'm rubbing off on ya!

Kuwabara sprinted down the hallway and skidded around the corner. The bathroom was right down this damn hall. He had to make it to the portal before the Renkai Tentai. He couldn't think of what would happen if he didn't. By this time Kuwabara had lifted up the window and look down... what a height... he remembered when he was little and fell off the top of the jungle gym.

He had been shell shocked and couldn't move while everyone had fussed over such a little person falling such a great height. The Chibi Kuwabara had breathed in deep and jumped up to run over to the kids playing football leaving the flabbergasted crowd to stare after him.

The Older Kuwabara gazed downward and imagined himself falling right through the ground and straight into the fiery pits of hell. But he just shook his head and blushed from his own fear.

Suddenly, Kuwabara was panic stricken as he realized he was wasting vital time. He clenched his teeth and put his feet against the wall, getting distance from the building. Kuwabara landed on one knee in perfect starting running position and sprinted off toward the woods. He never pumped his legs harder. Yusuke and the others were probably searching for him now. He slowed his pace while focusing his preserved energy into hiding his ki from the team. Then it hit him. His eyes widened and his legs dashed into a further stride as he realized... Hiei's Jagan.

Kurama strolled out of school with a pass sticking out of his pocket and a bag slung over his shoulder. He hummed in no particular tune as he walked nonchalantly passed the tree Hiei had been residing in, knowing he would follow. He came to a halt noticing Yusuke's spirit energy coming towards them. That's funny... his ki is traveling unusually fast. At that thought Kurama and Hiei turned around and stared at the bizarre scene before them.

Yusuke was sweat dropping and sprinting with a mob of teachers hot on his tail and Keiko in the lead screaming at the frightened teenager- "YUSUKE URAMESHI YOU GET BACK HERE YOU WILL NOT MISS ANOTHER DAY OF SCHOOL." That's also when they realized they were headed STRAIGHT TOWARDS THEM!

Kuwabara had finally reached his destination. By the looks of the place it appeared to be an old abandoned building. (creepy huh!)

The windows were rusting and weeds were growing through the cracked walls and floors. He went around back and kicked down the door. The nocturnal rats sprinted away from the rays of sunlight that Kuwabara had created. He followed the energy the portal was emitting with his keen psychic awareness.

Kuwabara was searching when a peculiar room caught his interest.

Inside was a bed; the sheets were untidy, like someone had just woken up, it held a canopy. The wood seemed to be chipped and splintered- obviously, very old.

Absolutely everything in the room was covered in dust and the smell of decay.

Kuwabara sighed and turned his head slightly to take in more of the room. He loved abandoned placed like this. How stupid people were that they create the things they fear. A house loved, filled with memories, beautifully kept. Then the keepers decide they want a bigger house... a better house, one that will be even more loved and treasured. So the old one sits waits for a new family, but one never comes and all it collects, not memories or love any longer, but dust and vandalism's pranks.

And so, by the years alone it is feared for emptiness and extinguished beauty. Kuwabara shook his head and spoke

"I still think your beautiful." He stepped out of the room and into a hallway where a mirror hung.

This time he didn't want to smash it. On the other hand he... missed it. Then his brain registered and tried to pull him away from the wish of being that which he once was. He lifted his elbow and wiped the mirror clean. Then muttered-

"Still beautiful?"

Yusuke gasped in air as his legs almost gave way. Most of the teachers had stopped long ago being the overweight and not-so-young people they were. HOWEVER! Keiko was still running and she was sick of it so, she did something frightfully scary. (and only something done in a twistedmind29 fic- that's right folks you saw it here first!)

SHE TACKLED HIM RIGHT TO THE GROUND.

Then she began beating him senselessly and pulled out a bat and

(director approaches)

Director : CUT CUT!

Keiko get off Yusuke! Yusuke! Quit whining it'll heal! Where are Kurama and Hiei? Are they making out in the bathroom again! Who rights this stuff?

twistedmind29: Uhh you do?

Director: ::sighs:: I'll never reach middle age... Continue!

Kurama ran up to where Keiko was sitting on Yusuke and yelling at him.

"Uhhh my back hasn't had time to heal..." Yusuke whined.

Kurama helped Keiko up like the gentleman he was.

"Keiko please, listen, it's another mission. He's not missing school, well not purposely of course and trust me I'll help him catch up." After the oh-so-generous Kurama persuaded Keiko, he also helped Yusuke to his feet, when he noticed... Hiei was gone...

Kuwabara after fifteen nonstop minutes of searching found the portal. It had been hidden in the dining room which was particularly large, with a chandelier dangling above. It was almost like it represented long lost beauty with its dull shine and cobwebs.

It hung above a drawn out table enlaced with gold. The portal sat in the corner shining its light throughout the room. Kuwabara took a step forward when a voice cracked the dead silence.

"It's dangerous in the Makai alone, especially for a fool." Hiei sat on the edge of the table one arm snaked around his single leg pulled up towards his face. When he finished his statement he turned his head and his ruby red eyes to face Kuwabara.

Kuwabara chuckled.

"I know Hiei, that's all I am," here he shook his head, "I'm a damn fool!" his hand smashed into the top of the table.

"And you've always known it haven't you!" he accused through gritted teeth. "The only one that noticed I'd be nothing, become nothing, was nothing?" The fire demon stared at Kuwabara as if he had never seen him before.

"And you're a fool for not killing me when you have the chance." Kuwabara walked towards the portal when he was less then a step away he continued-

"Maybe I'll die, maybe something worse will happen or what the hell maybe I'll take over the world and become king?" He laughed an insane laugh. Could this still be Kuwabara?

"Fancy that Hiei? You've scolded me so many times, my mind riddled with hatred of you, and then I come and become Emperor of your past, present, and future homeland." He laughed again and continued-

"But that would never happen, things don't usually turn out the way I intend them eh? I probably will die. Well, goodbye...You fucking bastard." And with that he jumped into the portal.