I can't wait for Halloween!
"Marlene, start the music!" Tifa commands. "Okay" Marlene takes out a boombox outta nowhere and presses a button. The battle music comes on, but in a cooler version. Tifa charges at him and starts to throws punches and slaps at him, but he deflects a few of them. She kicks him and throws punches at him, but he shocks and throws her with the Dual Hound (That weapon is weird). She lands hard, but gets back up. "You're not supposed to hit me! I'm a girl!" she yells. She charges and slides at him, but he jumps and lands behind her. She grabs him and throws him against the wall while jumping on the pillars near the wall. Grabing his collar, she drags him against the floor. He gets back up, only to see Tifa's shoe hit his face as she back flips. They push arms against each other and she jumps on him while grabing his collar, again, but this time she thrusts him to the ground. As she moves away from him, he grabs her ankle and swings her while hitting her head against the chairs and throws her at the wall. She lands perfectly, like Catwoman or something. The flower petals all of a sudden explode. Turns out there was a button on the wall that read 'Self destruct flowers'.
She looks down at him as he looks up at her. She jumps and throws him up in the air. She grabs him and throws him into a row of chairs. She lands and stands up (Jackie Chan: Those better not be my stunts!). "And...cut the music!" she points to Marlene. She pushes the button on boombox and it stops, then explodes into a bunch of Vincent, Cloud, and Sephy plushies, while a bunch of fangirls take some and run off with them. Marlene runs over to her, but stops as the victory music plays. "I thought I said to cut the music" Tifa looks around. It keeps playing until Loz gets up and reaches into his pocket. He takes out his cellphone and opens it, stopping the music. "Where you at?" a voice asks. "The church" he answers. "It's not here" he whines. "I'm not crying!" he stomps his foot. "Yes, I'm taking my medications!" he yells into the phone. "Fine, I'll bring it" he says and then closes his cellphone and puts it back into his pocket. "Nice ringtone" Tifa stares at him. "I know, my brother got it for me. Now lets finish this" Loz turns to them. He throws a chair at her, but she breaks it, while Marlene just crouches down and screams. He dashes at Tifa and shocks her to a pillar, then he shocks her to the ground. She holds her stomach and shuts her eyes. "All of a sudden, I'm kinda hungry" she whimpers. He walks over to her and grabs her as he prepares the Hound.
But, some materia hits him and he turns around to find Marlene with an open box full of materia (So Yuffie didn't steal all the materia in the game!). He smirks and lets go of Tifa as he gets up and walks over to her. "Cloud! Get your butt here now!" she screams. "Run, you fool!" Tifa screams. It flashes to Denzel gasping at a picture of Cloud with only a towel on, washing his hair like a model. "So that's why he stays in the bathroom so long when he's here" Denzel whispers in shock. "Hey, you. Yeah, you. You got Geostigma, too?" a little girl with a moogle doll looks down at him (So that's why there aren't any moogles in FFVII?). "He says he's gonna cure us and take us to Chocobo King" she takes his hand and leads him off the step of the door (So nobody was taking care of the kids while Tifa and Marlene were out?) to a truck where kids are getting on. "Who's the driver?" Denzel thinks to himself as he gets on. Yazoo smirks as he walks to the other side of the truck, but trips. -At the church- Cloud is tripping over the mess. "Maybe I should clean up around here" he thinks as he walks over to the 'flower bed'. He spots Tifa laying on the ground with a box of pockies in her hand. "Tifa!" he runs to her and picks her up in his arms. "Tifa! Did you just eat my last box of pockies!" he exclaims.
"You're late! Now you have to pay me ten bucks" she groans. "Who did this? I'll steal the money from them!" he asks. "Some one I didn't know, like the crazy guy in the Gold Saucer prison who kept following us" she answers weakly (That guy is weird). "Marlene?" she shoots out of his arms, but bumps her head against his and lays back down in his arms. He passes out as well and they both lay together in the flower bed, that was now catching on fire for some weird reason. Cloud wakes up to a nice warm bed and Tifa beside him. He looks out the window to the bright sun trying to kill him with its rays. "My eyes!" he looks away from the window. He covers his eyes and gets up. "You were heavy, yo" Reno says. Cloud turns around alarmed that he was being stalked (Fangirl 1: Did he find us? Fangirl 2: No, they're talking about Reno and Rude). "How long have you been there?" Cloud asks in a suspicous voice. "About, half an hour" Rude checks his watch that he now out of nowhere has one. "You were with some kids right?" he looks up to Cloud. "Yeah" Cloud answers. "It's empty" Reno jumps in. "Yes!" Cloud smiles. "Even your money" Reno hands him his empty wallet. "Those little brats!" he throws it to the ground.
"That okay with you?" Rude asks. "Go out and search for those money stealers!" Cloud points out the door. "You're so annoying, yo" Reno walks out the door. "And quit saying yo so much!" Cloud yells as Rude closes the door. Somewhere else- "So brother was hiding it?" Kadaj looks down at the box of materia and some gumballs. "How do we know which is which?" Loz asks as he holds Marlene against his, uh, hip? "It's easy, the glowing ones are the materia" Kadaj points into the box. "They're all glowing! Maybe they came into contact with the materia for too long" Loz looks inside the box. "We'll have to try and find out which is which by," Kadaj stops and sighs, "Eating each one and seeing which ones are fruity and what ones aren't" Kadaj looks down. "Yummy!" Loz takes a handfull of the glowing orbs and chugs them down. "This is gonna be harder than I thought" Kadaj puts his hand on his forehead. -Back at Midgar- Cloud is staring out at the night filled window. "How long have you been like that?" Tifa gets up. Cloud blinks a little and turns to her. "What were you saying?" he asks. "Nevermind" she says as he takes a seat next to her. "Reno and Rude are out looking for the children" Cloud lays on the bed. "Which means we get some time alone" Tifa looks down at him.
Cloud groans and turns on his side. "I'm going to sleep, wake me up later" he closes his eyes. "Driting drifting" Tifa rolls her eyes. "Drifting, drifting!" she says a little louder. "I'm drifting off to sleepyland" Cloud grins in his sleep. "How long are you gonna drag along like that, yo?" Reno breaks Cloud's sleep. "Excuse you! Tryin to sleep here!" Cloud yells. "You couldn't find them?" Tifa looks over to them. "There was a witness saying they were being taken away, yo" Reno walks over to her. "Good! I don't want the little brats to come back" Cloud closes his eyes again. "Where'd they go anyways?" Cloud asks. "The Forgotten yet very weird looking Capital" Rude answers. Cloud tries to go back to sleep, but he's thrown out the window and onto his bike. "Don't expect me to have them back here alive!" Cloud shakes his fists at the window and he rides off.