What is that thing in the middle of the lake? Is it a tree or a giant shell?
As Cloud horribly drives to the Forgotten Capital (How can he get there without using a boat? Did he drive on the water or something?), Kadaj and the others are in the middle of the lake with the kids gathered around. "I recieved a special power from Mother!" Kadaj puts his arms up in the air. "A power to fight against this planet and win back my pet bunny that sunk in some sand!" he puts his arms to the side. "Infact all of you have this power. That's right" he points to them. "We're all siblings...chosen siblings. Siblings that were chosen to inherit Mother's cells that were absorbed in the Lifestream" he turns around and puts his arms up in the air. "Ever since he got that new body wash and colonge, he's been doing that alot" Yazoo whispers to Loz as Kadaj turns back around. "But, the planet is trying to interfere" Kadaj looks down at them. "Was that bubble gum stuck to his butt?" one of the kids whispers to another. "Looked like it" one answers.
"It's trying to stunt our growth!" Kadaj looks at the kids who were talking about him. "That's why our bodies hurt and our hearts seem to give up! It's because of that Ansem dude!" he points to all of them. Denzel looks to the side a little bit scared. "I have a cure" Kadaj says gently. "And we'll all go together to Disney World!" he starts to um, catch on fire? "We'll bring our family's power together and get back at the planet!" he says catching on fire even more. "Is he about to explode?" a girl asks. "He could be angry, isn't that how Cloud gets?" a boy answers. Loz and Yazoo start to cook marshmallows on him as he keeps...heating up? (I never really got that part) Kadaj explodes, but turns out that the fire was because he ate some fire materia that he thought was bubblegum. He's still there as the kids watch in confusion, like Confucious? "Follow my lead" he says as if nothing happened. He slowly walks into the water which automatically turns red as he walks in. He stops and takes a handful of water into his hands. "Is that blood?" a kid asks. "It is red like blood" a girl answers as they watch Kadaj drink the liquid.
"Yay! It's strawberry soda!" Kadaj splashes in it. "I thought for sure it was blood" Loz says as he eats a marshmallow. The kids step and start to get handfuls of soda. "Denzel! I bet it's poison!" Marlene yells to him. But, he doesn't listen and starts to drink his handful. "Denzel!" she screams, but in the end all the kids are possesed and are splashing in the strawberry soda. Driving in what looks like a huge circle, Cloud searches for the kids through the forest of glowing trees (Why are they glowing?). As he drives he is dropped into a white world with flowers as far as the eye can see. "So you showed up" Aeris stands back to back to him. "What the heck?" he whispers. "Even though you're falling apart" she gently grabs his arms. "I'm keeping in shape!" he yells. "I'm sure this will be a good thing" she lets go of him. "Hang on woman! I'm married!" he takes a step away from her. "Question! Why exactly did you come here?" she asks. "I wish to be forgiven for not killing you myself" he mumbles. "Yes, I want to be forgiven for that" he looks up.
"By who, wait, what did you say?" she asks. Cloud turns around, but finds he's still driving in the forest. He turns back around at the sound of gunshots and popping sounds. Bullets are flying past his head as well as sucktion cup arrows. Yazoo is shooting at him with his Velvet Nightmare, but since Loz doesn't have a gunblade he's using a suckiton cup gun. "This isn't fair!" he complains. "It was either that or the watergun" Kadaj says. Cloud opens his sword holder and takes out two oversized swords (How can he hold those? Aren't those heavy? And how's he steering?) and heads straight for them. Kadaj takes out his sword and starts to walk towards them as he motions his hand for a 'Come out motion' Out of the bushes, trees, and airplanes the kids jump out and land infront of Cloud's way. "Great! I'll be arrested for child abuse if I hit them!" Cloud thinks. He sees Denzel and Marlene, who's trying to get him to move, in the road. "Killing Marlene is worst than getting arrested! I'll have to deal with Barret!" Cloud tries to stop the bike.
It swirves against the ground as he falls off and the kids move out of the way. The bike swirves over to Kadaj, but he jumps over it as it slides to Loz but he stops it with his foot, which is now sprained. "So he did show up. Welcome to my hideout!" Kadaj looks down at Cloud. "I'm here for the children and for my money!" Cloud looks up at him. "This guy is our brother, because he thinks he's cool. But, you know it's a shame" Kadaj circles Cloud and stops infront of him again. "He's a traitor and a poo poo head!" he points his sword in Cloud's face. "I am not!" Cloud pouts (Santa Claus: You better watch out!). Kadaj is about to chop off his head when Marlene cries out for Cloud. This distracts Kadaj for some reason and Cloud takes the chance to get his sword. He tries to hit Kadaj, but misses horribly as he jumps and lands behind the kids. Cloud jumps after him and swings his sword, but Kadaj deflects it and pushes him a few feet away.
Yazoo starts to shoot at him and Loz runs like the Flash to Cloud. "This is just not my day" Cloud complains. Loz strikes at him, but Cloud deflects it and tries to strike back. As this happens, Loz throws him backwards. Cloud jumps at him, but his thrown behind him. He grabs for his swords and gets back up to meet Yazoo's gunblade hit his sword. Somewhere in the bushes, a man is watching angrily with his camera in hand. Yazoo kicks Cloud in the jaw and comes back to shoot him, but as always, Cloud deflects it. As they fight, Loz punches the Hound into the ground and creates a...ground wave? Yazoo jumps back and shoots at Cloud as this happens, but Cloud charges up his sword and slashes the wave with it. "I'm sooooooo cool!" Cloud smiles. Just in time, Yazoo jumps on the Dual hound and jumps at Cloud and Loz charges and does the same. Loz jumps backward and Yazoo jumps under and takes the suckiton cup gun as he shoots it at Cloud. Cloud, luckily jumps, but unluckily meets Yazoo after Loz threw him up there.
"This is poo!" Cloud thinks. Yazoo shoots the sword out of his hand and into a tree. "I gotta get my sword! That's my favorite one!" Cloud lands on a tree branch and runs for the sword (He should fall off though). He jumps on the sword and looks down to see Loz punch the tree and knock it down. A kid and his ball stand close to the tree and he looks up to see the tree come down and squash him (If you've read Kingdom Fun, you should know who it is). Yazoo, popping out of nowhere, walks across the falling tree and shoots at Cloud. "Don't you ever run out of bullets?" Cloud shields himself with his sword. Loz jumps and breaks the branch and it takes to the air for about, 12 seconds. Cloud stops on a tree and connects the swords together (It reminds me of Rave Master somehow) and looks down at Kadaj who's reading a magazine. He jumps at him and strikes, but he shields himself with the sword.
As Cloud is in the air, Kadaj is about to shove his sword up his "Ass, I was saying. This is not my day!" Cloud jumps to the ground before it could even touch him. Kadaj keeps Cloud in the air until he's about to swing his sword down, but a gunshot stops it. "Hey! Don't scratch the metal!" Kadaj turns around. A red swishy, hahahaha swishy, thing comes down as Cloud hits the ground and his cellphone drops into the water. It swirls around Cloud and shoots at Kadaj, who can barely dodge it. Loz and Yazoo try to help, but they lose him as it jumps away. "No fair! Even I can't do that!" Kadaj complains. A flash can be seen behind Yazoo and they turn to the bushes. "Hah! This is proof that you stole and copied the model of my gunblade!" Leon runs off. -Somewhere else in the forest- "You really can't save anyone, can you? You could've come earlier!" Cloud looks down at his arm. "Vincent, what's up?" Cloud looks over to him. "I come here alot to get away from the paparaziis and fangirls" Vincent throws back his cape and walks over to Cloud. "So, I saw Kadaj and the others ruin my peace time" Vincent grabs Cloud's arm.
"Geositgma is an overloading of the system to remove parasites in the body" Vincent lets go of his arm and stand up. "There's a flow like the Lifestream in the body" he walks over to a tree. "It fights against invasions of harmful substances in the body" he turns around. "But, my digestive system is fine!" Cloud looks up at him. Vincent rolls his eyes. "The Sephiroth element or Jenova cells! Not your food poisoning!" Vincent sighs. "You know alot about it. Have you been reading?" Cloud looks down. "Two people were dragged here at the brink of death by some horrible torture. I was able to save them, but...I'm not sure how well" Vincent leans against the tree. "Torture?" Cloud wonders. "You reap what you sow" Vincent shrugs. "Quit using all those big words!" Cloud yells. "I forgot about your stupidity rate" Vincent sighs. "How come we never...you know, hang out anymore?" Cloud stands up. "Why would I hang out with you?" Vincent looks over to Cloud. "Maybe to...get to know each other better?" Cloud blushes. "Are you trying to ask me out on a date?" Vincent raises an eyebrow.
A rustling in the bushes alarms them as they turn around and prepare to fight. Marlene runs out of the bushes and over to Cloud. "Cloud! Denzel and Tifa!" she panics. "Tifa is okay" Cloud looks down at her. "I wanna talk to Tifa" she tries to calm down. "Oh, so you don't want to talk to me?" Cloud crosses his arms. She looks over to Vincent as she hugs closer to Cloud. "Do you have it?" she asks. He holds open his cape to nothing. "Bummer!" she sighs. "Vincent, can you take Marlene back to the store?" Cloud tries with little effort to try and push Marlene away. "I'm gonna have a little 'talk' to Shinra" Cloud looks over to Vincent. "I can't approve. You're the delivery boy, you deliver anything" Vincent shakes his head. "But" Cloud starts. "I don't care about you anymore, Cloud! Why don't you listen to what we're saying instead of your T.V. and horoscopes!" Marlene breaks out of his small grasp and runs over to Vincent. "Marlene, just wait a little longer and I'll take you to the toy store. You understand, right?" Cloud looks over to her. "I don't understand!" Marlene snaps. "Cloud, is this really about a fight or your stupidity?" Vincent asks. Cloud starts to think.
"Can sin be forgiven or do I have to be tortured with it?" Cloud asks after thinking for like 20 minutes. "I've never tried it" Vincent answers. "Then why were you in that coffin!" Cloud points. Vincent looks to the side for a bit. "Marlene, we're going home" Cloud smiles. She comes from behind Vincent and walks over to him. "I'll try it out" he turns around. "I'll let you know how it turns out, but if it turns out good, you have to give me ten dollars!" Cloud walks away with Marlene.