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"Yo mama's so ugly, she looked in one mirror and all the mirrors around the world broke!" Reno laughs. Loz is crying like crazy as Yazoo is trying to hold in his tears. "That's enough -sniff- I'm not gonna let you keep going on like this!" Yazoo yells. "Fine, we'll get back to fightin, yo" Reno shrugs. He charges at them and jumps in the air with Yazoo. Loz is some how distracted by this and gets punched by Rude. Reno kicks Yazoo to ground and has enough time to give Rude a thumbs up. But, as he turns back around, Loz comes back and punches Reno causing him to be thrown into Rude. They get up back to back to face whoever they were fighting with before. "When did calling names lead back to fighting, yo?" Reno asks. Bahamut digs his face into the firey piece of rubble, but comes back up with nothing! "I thought there was a surprise inside!" he pouts. Denzel gets back up and looks down at Tifa. "Tifa!" he shakes her (Not even bothering to find out if she has pulse). "You jerk!" he gets up and runs to Bahamut (What can he do?). As he runs, Tifa gets up looks over to Denzel. Denzel is about to get his head bitten off, but Barret puts his metal arm on his shoulder to stop him, changes it into a lazer gun like thing and starts shooting at Bahamut (Where did he come from?).
"Protect your mom here!" Barret turns to Denzel. "What can I do? I was waiting for somebody to stop me!" Denzel shrugs. "Barret!" Tifa smiles. "Marlene's safe, right? Huh?" he asks. "Um... let's just say she went for a walk?" Tifa shrugs. Barret charges back at Bahamut while RedX carrying Cait charges faster. Red jumps at Bahamut and bites his...face? (Is that even possible? He looks metal). Barret tries to shoot at it again as Bahamut flies off the ground. It flies down at him, but misses. "I can't match this!" Cait yells as Bahamut tries to shake them off (He sounds really wimpy). He flings them off, but Red gets up with Cait landing on his back. "I can see why that moogle left you. You're heavy!" Red complains. "Shup up and fight!" Cait crosses his arms. Red jumps at him, but a green blast makes Bahamut move away. "Okay, who did that?" Bahamut looks around. He sees Barret put his gun behind his back and smile sweetly (Is that even possible for him?). Bahamut flies at him, but a shruiken hits him in the face. Barret looks up to see Yuffie jump out of an airplane. "Now for the parachute!" she pulls the string on her backpack, but nothing happens.
"AHHHHH!" she screams until finally the parachute comes out and lands her safely on the ground next to Tifa. She takes the parachute off her and has another shruiken with her all of a sudden. "Yuffie's grand entrance!" she cheers, but covers her mouth. "Bathroom's that way" Denzel points to a sewer. She runs over there and comes back a few minutes later. "Who's been using my materia?" she turns to Tifa. "The bad guys of course!" Tifa smiles. "Curse them!" she charges at Bahamut. "Who's that?" Denzel looks up at Tifa. A monster is about to strike while several others do the same, but Cid smacks one down and throws the other ones away. "The new version of Sierra!" he points to the sky to something that looks simliar to the Highwind (What happened to the old Highwind. And who's driving that thing?). "I'll let you ride it later!" he goes and fights with the others who're not even putting their backs into it.
"Where's the phone shop? I could use a cellphone" Vincent asks. He walks all cool like over to the fight. "Who's that person? He could be my next role model" Denzel asks. "They're all friends" Tifa answers. Just then, Cloud drives up next to him with a dead person on his wheels. "What's up with the traffic today? My gosh" he takes out a sword.
"Where's Marlene?" Tifa asks. "Oh, yeah. She's at the store" Cloud answers. "Right" Tifa answers. "It feels lighter" Cloud blurts out. "Wha?" Tifa asks in confusion. "Maybe I wore it down by draggin it along so much" he says (He's all talking while Bahamut's destroying everything! And who's watching Marlene?). -At the store- "You wanna play cards with me? C'mon! You're supposed to be watching over me!" Marlene pouts to...a pair of pants. "I'll go back to the store myself!" Denzel smiles. "I'll be waiting with Marlene" he says and turns back around and runs. "Cloud, you'll come back, right?" Denzel stops and turns around. "Yeah, sure, but only if you give me your weeks allowance!" Cloud nods. "Okay!" he turns back around and runs (Even I wouldn't give up allowance for that! Unless it were him and Vincent). Tifa gets on the bike with Cloud and they both ride off towards the crazy dragon. Barret's still trying to shoot at it (Doesn't he know his bullets aren't working!) as it flies in a construction site. It flies at him and fires a blast. He jumps and catches onto a bar. Vincent flies out of the fire (He must've gone to the place where Sephy got his fire proof cape) and shoots at Bahamut with the Cerberus gun (In the new up coming game!).
He lands on a bar and sumersaults and tries to shoot at the dragon again as it flies away from him. Cid runs along a different bar and jumps onto Bahamut, point his spear down. "My butt!" Bahamut flies into a nearby tower, but Red gets Cid off before he crashes into to it. Bahamut grabs onto a building (King Kong: Hey! That's my stunt!) and jumps down. Vincent jumps after him, shooting like crazy and reloads his gun. Yuffie jumps off another bar (Coward!) as Vincent leads it to her. He lands on a bar and goes into slow motion as Bahamut almost hits him with his claw and he jumps off. "Slow motion can take alot out of a person!" Vincent rests on a bar for a while. He gets back up and jumps up Bahamut's arm and shoots at his face. As he jumps and shoots all over him, Yuffie runs up a different bar and and jumps while throwing her shuriken at Bahamut. Vincent jumps somewhere else, and Yuffie lands on a lower bar. Red has bit onto Bahamut's face and Bahamut is about to fire a balst at them to get them off. Cid jumps on him and stabs the spear into the back of his head, making the blast even bigger. "Not helping Cid!" Cait yells. "You're not doing anything either!" Cid yells back.
Bahamut shoots the blast towards the tower where Barret is shooting at one of the one crazy monsters. As the tower comes down, he just stands there and stares (He can run and jump ya know!), but somebody saves his life (Guess who it is?). Cloud throws Barret onto a different bar and lands onto the bar above him. "A little late there!' Barret yells up to him. "Sorry! I was at the ATM and I had to return a late library book!" Cloud says nervously. Tifa jumps onto the same bar Vincent and Cid are and prepares to fight. Cloud jumps at Bahamut and swings his sword. Bahamut blocks it with his teeth and yanks him off. It tries to charge at Cloud, but Cloud keeps hitting it as he is being pushed backwards. Bahamut blocks one of his attacks and causes him to land on a bar (How can they land without falling off?). He puts two of his swords together and hits Bahamut. "That hurt!" Bahamut roars. Cloud keeps going up as Bahamut tries to bite him. He swings his sword down and hits him, causing him to fall to the ground. "Sucka!" Cloud yells as he lands. Bahamut gets ready to make an even more powerful blast. He gets up and takes to the sky.
"Isn't this fun, boss? Who should I call out next?" Kadaj walks away from the dude. He turns around to see the dude getting out of his wheelchair. He takes off the cloak to reveal -a loud airplane flies by- "Why ride in a wheelchair if you don't even need one?" Kadaj points. "I like to ride around in it. Plus, no walking" -a gunshot fires- anwsers. Kadaj looks at the box in his hand. "Mother!" he gasps. "Figure it out, you who lack filial piety" -a car honks its horn- says as he holds the box. He smirks and throws it over the edge. Kadaj looks back and forth at the box and at -a train crashes into the train graveyard- "You meanie!" he blasts at -Some kid's balloon pops. Bahamut flies above the sky. "I think I can jump higher, I think I can" Cloud thinks, but realizes he's not getting any higher. Barret grabs his hand. "Go, Cloud!" he throws him up. He hits Bahamut, but he goes down again. Cid comes to where Cloud his falling and pokes him in the butt with his spear. "There you go!" Cid salutes to him. "Man that hurt!" Cloud puts his hand on his butt. Red jumps onto his back and throws him higher. Yuffie jumps up to him and thrust him higher. Vincent, who's been waiting 10 minutes for him, jumps down from a bar and takes his hand. "Fly!" he throws him above the bars.
As Bahamut's still charging, Tifa jumps up to Cloud and takes his hand. "Not done yet!" she throws him up (How do they land? Do they crash or something?). Cloud is flying faster and higher now with a blue glow around him. "Too hot! Too hot!" he yells, feeling his body catch on fire. Bahamut blasts the blast and backs away a little bit. As Cloud flies towards it, he gets eaten by the blast. "Way too hot!" he yells. As he flies he throguh the ball of fire, he sees Aeris reach down to him. "No! Go away!" he screams, but Zack pushes her out of the way and helps throw him up. He goes through the ball and digs his sword though Bahamut's back as he runs on him. "I give up!" Bahamut comes plummeting down into the construction site. Cloud backflips in the air and lands perfectly. Tifa holds up a 10, Cid holds up a 10, Barret holds up a 10, Red and Cait hold up 10s, Yuffie holds up a 9, and Vincent holds up a 5. "What's up with the 5, Vince!" Cloud complains. "When you're able to jump like me, you'll be able to do more tricks in the air. Yours suck!" Vincent yells down. Cloud begins to pout.