Maybe I'll make a bonus chapter...
"Well, I'm not cleaning this mess up!" Cloud smiles to the others. Yuffie throws a rock at him, but misses. "Sucka!" he spits his tongue out. A blue light from behind him catches his eye and maybe brain if he has one. He turns around to the broken building behind him to see Kadaj blasting a blast at -a car explodes- Nearly dodging his blast, -Cloud is saying something about a pretty light- falls off the building the bandage around his eyes coming off (I wonder which would've been better). The blast destroys the bars behind him and begin to explode. Dropping the box as he falls, -some birds are shot down- pulls out a gun and shoots at Kadaj. "Stop it!" he jumps down and goes for the box.
Reno and Rude, who happen to be nearby, look up and see it's raining people. "Shacho!" they say at the same time. -a guy falls off a cliff- shoots at Kadaj, aiming badly until he shoots the box. Green goo is coming out of it and goin almost everywhere! Cloud's driving slower than the speed limit over to the scene and sees the box dropping. "Ewwww, do I really have to get that thing?" he whines. Kadaj finally grabs onto it and backflips down. Tseng and Eleana (I thought Tseng was dead and where was Eleana the whole time?) shoot some weird grabber things that grab onto the bars and release a net that catches -a dynamite explodes- Seeing Kadaj land gracefully, Reno accidentally pushes Rude with his butt and knocks him over. He looks down at the box and then over to where Cloud is driving to. "Somebody stop this crazy thing!" Cloud yells now losing control of his bike. Kadaj and the other two get on their bikes and drive off. Reno and Rude try to climb the building to get the dude, but Rude falls off while climbing a few feet off the ground. "Lose some weight, man!" Reno yells down.
Cloud tries to drive faster after Kadaj, who's now chasing some guy down. "This is for not giving me my juice box!" Kadaj drives faster. "I told you we were sold out!" the guy tries to run faster. Kadaj turns him into roadkill anyways and turns a corner. The others drive over the guy and follow Kadaj onto the highway (In the beginning of the game, they did not show a highway anywhere until the motorcycle chase!). Yazoo shoots at Cloud, but he drives to the side and behind him. Loz comes over and pushes him against the railing, but Cloud opens his sword storage and wacks him to the other side. Yazoo spins around and stops while shooting at Cloud. He deflects it and locks blades with him. "How come you get to do that!" Cloud growls. Cloud spins him back and drives forward. "Then again, I do have most of the cool stunts" Cloud smiles. Kadaj looks back and sees Cloud gaining on him. "I'll take the high road" he drives up to the higher road (duh). Cloud is about to take that road, but Loz gets to the side of him and jumps, pointing his Hound down.
He misses by an inch as Cloud drives onto the low road. Loz gets up and whistles, calling his motorcycle to him. Jumping on, he and Yazoo follow him onto the low road. Kadaj looks to the side of him to see Cloud making stupid faces at him. He spits his tongue out and focuses back onto the road. Cloud and the other two drive into the tunnel (Seem familiar?). Loz drives onto the wall and then to the ceiling above Cloud. "He's gonna squash me!" Cloud screams. "I'm not that heavy!" Loz points the Hound down. He lands on Cloud's bike, pushing the Hound against his sword. He jumps off and onto Yazoo's bike, but he jumps off again to his (Can't he stay in one place without jumping around?). "What is he? A kangaroo?" Cloud rolls his eyes. He drives up to Yazoo as he shoots, trying to deflect his bullets. They lock blades, again and swirve around in the tunnel (How long is that thing?). Loz digs his Hound into the ground and throws it at the others. "WHAT'RE YA, CRAZY!" Cloud yells. Yazoo unlocks his blade with his and smoothly dogdes the bike by slipping under it.
"No fair!" Cloud yells. He jumps and swings his sword as he falls backward. It easily slices the bike in two. "Oh, yeah" Cloud thinks. Because of his stupid distraction, Cloud almost gets shocked by Loz, but luckily jumps on his back and pushes him away. Unfortunately for Loz, he grabs onto his bike at the wrong time. It explodes with a 'pop' sound as Cloud lands back on his bike and Yazoo looks back. Loz, still alive of course, zips over to Cloud's bike. "I got that for my birthday!" he whines and punches Cloud into the air. He starts to jumps around and kick him while still keeping him in the air. "I knew giving him that stupid Klondike bar would get him sugar high" Yazoo mumbles to himself. Yazoo jumps around and shoots at Cloud, but our stupid yet lucky hero, as always deflects it. Loz is about to punch him again, but Cloud stops it while Yazoo comes up behind him (How long can they stay up in the air for?). Loz comes at him as well and he finds himself in a bind. "I'm gonna be squished!" he yells, but quickly thinks and hurts himself doing that to throw a part of his blade up in the air and stop both of them. "I'm squeezed, in the middle" Cloud laughs nervously. "No! We're not gonna start that stupid commercial!" Yazoo snaps.
As they go down. Cloud pushes them apart with the blades. Loz goes flying one way with the Dual Hound sliced. Yazoo goes the other way. "Fire in the hole!" Loz throws the Hound off his arm before it explodes. Yazoo, who happened to have gotten back onto his bike, drives over and stops to catch Loz as Cloud drives by. "See ya, suckas!" Cloud waves to them. Yazoo growls a bit and starts his bike again, throwing his messed up broken gunblade to the side. As Kadaj drives faster than the speed limit on one road, Reno and Rude are on the one next to it. "Hey, pal" Reno looks over to Rude. "Is this thing powerful?" he holds up a box wrapped up in tape and bandaids. "It's a refinement of Shinra technology" Rude answers. "So you made it?" Reno looks back down at it. "With my own art craft set and kitchen ingredients" Rude smiles. "But, I don't know about powerful, it will be pretty flashy" Rude holds up one of his own. "Oh, really?" Reno laughs. "You like that, don't you, pal?" Rude laughs. "Guess there's no overtime today, yo. Which means I can go hot tubbin" Reno looks towards the tunnel.
Cloud drives between while saying supercalifragilisticexpialidoshous (Hope I spelled it right :p). "I think he said something about your mama, yo" Reno laughs. They drop the bombs and run off. Yazoo looks up to see the bombs. Reno smirks, and Cloud keeps driving like crazy. He and Kadaj look back from the different roads to see fireworks go everywhere as Cloud jumps off the now higher road to the lower one. "This effect so matches this stunt!" Cloud smiles, but his hit by a spark in the butt. "I'm gonna have to get surgery soon!" Cloud rubs his butt with one hand and then puts it back ont the wheel. He's about to land on Kadaj, but Kadaj drives a few feet away and takes out his sword. Cloud lands and deflects the blow from him. They swirve off the end of the road (Why haven't they finished that?). Kadaj slides down on the side of his wheels as Cloud slides down on the front and points his sword towards him. Kadaj aims his sword and stabs Cloud's shoulder blade. "Close one" Cloud thinks. They swirve down into the pile of junk to the church. Cloud stops and watches Kadaj get away.
He puts away his sword and looks down at his covered arm. "I'm sorry about this outfit Tifa, but its gotta come off!" Cloud rips the sleeve to reveal not only a red strip wrapped around his arm, but a black area going down his arm. "Okay, maybe I shouldn't have done that" Cloud lightly touches his arm. He puts his hand back onto the wheel and rides off to follow Kadaj. He also ran over a bunny.