Yahoo! The second chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh Whose Line is it Anyway is here! What shall the Yu-Gi-Oh gang do to Drew? Find out right now!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story! Thank you.

"Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway," Drew Carey yelled to the cheering crowd. "On tonight's show, 'Look over there, Mommy. It's Yugi Moto!' The rich man himself, Seto Kaiba! 'Sings like a songbird', Tea Gardener! And, 'Just a few more bench presses!' Joey Wheeler! I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, and let's have some fun!" The fat man walked down the stairs of the audience, and sat at the desk.

"Yugi, I'm afraid," Joey whispered. "Will we get tortured?" Yami said nothing as Drew began to speak.

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the local supermarket at Christmas." The audience laughed as the fat guy started to speak again. "Let's get started with a game called, 'Let's Make a Date.' In this game, Tea, you're going be choosing a date from one of these three guys. The trick is that they have a strange personality on these cards, which they've never seen before." Joey laughed as he read the card. "So, whenever you're ready, Tea, go ahead."

"Contestant number one," she began to Yami. The audience laughed and cheered. (On a horse machine that's going out of control.) "I like swimming, and going on moonlit walks. What do you like to do on weekends?" Yami was bouncing up and down on the stool, smiling.

"Well, I like to be here at the market and try to buy stuff," he responded, jerking about. "Oh, my gosh! What's going on?" He twisted and frailed, then fell on the ground, twitching wildly. "What's going on? Help me, help me!"

"Okay. Contestant number two," she said to Kaiba. The audience laughed slightly. (World's worst person to be with on a roller coaster.) "My favorite food is Mexican. If you were to take me somewhere, where would you take me?"

"I'm about to puke," Kaiba whispered to Yami, who was now holding onto the stool, twitching. "I would take you to an amusement park, where we could eat all the corn dogs there." He then imitated vomiting on Yami's face. The audience went berserk.

"Contestant number three," Tea said to Joey. The audience laughed harder. (Fat Albert.) "If you could lose weight at an exercise store, what equipment would you use?" The audience laughed after she said that.

"Hey, hey, hey, I don't exercise this piece of work," Joey said, sounding just like Fat Albert, poking his invisible fat belly. "If I did, I would no longer be here!" He laughed, then got up. "Hey you, fat boy!" He pointed at Drew. "How would you like to take my place?" Drew did nothing, but laughed. The buzzer sounded, for the game had ended.

"Okay, Tea. Can you guess who they are?" Drew asked.

"Well, Yugi is on a mechanical horse that causes heart attacks?"

"Close enough. He was on a horse machine that was going out of control."

"Kaiba is the world's worst person to be with on a roller coaster."

"Yes! What about Joey?"

"Joey is easy. He's Fat Albert." Tea cheered as Drew told her she was right. They went back to their seats.

"I will give you 1,000 points each."

"Can we spend them somewhere?" Joey asked, but Tea slapped him on the head. "That hurt, Tea. Can't you give me some slack?" The audience laughed.

"We'll be right back with more 'Whose Line' right after this. Don't go away!" Drew shouted.

Well? Did you like it? Sorry about this one game. The other games will be in later chapters. Yes, I do watch Whose Line is it Anyway, and I'm familiar with the games.

Toby: I play my Dark Magician!

Kairi: Well, I play my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

Kaiba: Hey! That's mine!

Kairi: Not anymore, chump! (runs away)