Well, here's the twisted ending! First few sentences are dramatic, but it gets funnier.
Sephy disappears into black feathers as Kadaj comes down. He lands onto his side and tries to get back up. Cloud puts his sword up. Kadaj gets up with his sword ready and charges, but falls into Cloud's arm. Kadaj drops his sword and looks up at Cloud. "Brother" he lays against his chest. "Hang in there" Cloud looks down at him. "Kadaj" Aeris's evil voice chimes in. "Oh, no!" Cloud gasps. "Huh?" Kadaj looks up. A raindrop falls onto his face and it automatically starts to rain, even thoguh the sun is still out (That's weird). "Let's stop working so hard" she says in her icky sweet voice. "Is that you...Mother?" Kadaj asks. "No! That's not your mother! It's the spirit of the underworld!" Cloud shakes him. "She's the what?" Kadaj sits up. "She's pure evil!" Cloud shakes his head. "Lets go back with everyone, shall we?" Aeris asks. "Don't go with her! She'll steal your soul!" Cloud tries to convince Kadaj. "I don't wanna go then" Kadaj shakes his head. "Good choice!" Cloud gives him a thumbs up.
"But he has to come!" Aeris beams down some sort of light. "Never! You won't take another soul with you!" Cloud picks Kadaj up and runs away from the light. "This isn't how it's supposed to end!" Aeris's beam gets closer. "I don't care! This guy's a little soul fighter! You can't take him away!" Cloud runs even faster. "Is this supposed to happen?" Yuffie asks the others. "No, but it is sweet" Tifa smiles. -Else where- Some kids who're playing hopscotch get healed by the evil rain. Even in this tight corner place, the Turks are seeing -a ruin falls on some random dude- is being healed by it. "So, now what do we do?" Reno asks. "Lets go out for some nachos" Rude answers (I wasn't comepletely sure if -a guy jumps out of an airplane- was still alive. I mean, he was still in the wheelchair, but he wasn't moving or anything) "Yeah!" they all cheer and Tseng rolls the dude with them. Cloud jumps on the ruined buildings until he's right back where he started. He stops and Kadaj is suddenly dissolving into little flying sparks. "Brother" he calls down to Cloud. "Noooooo!" Cloud falls to his knees. "I just couldn't save this one!" he sobs. The Sierra flies over. "He did it! That's how it goes!" Yuffie jumps up and down. "See just as I told you!" Barret smiles. "A man! Cloud-san's a man!" Cait cheers. "Cloud can do anything if he puts his mind to it!" Tifa cheers.
"Hold on tight, you guys!" Cid says. "Where are my clothes?" Vincent is walking around with his cape wrapped around him. Tifa notices a drop of rain fall to the floor. She looks up and sees a drop on the support thingies. "You were always with us, weren't you?" Tifa asks. "Well, Cloud's mine! You hear me you witch? He's MINE!" she yells while everybody is staring at her like she's crazy. Cloud gets up and wipes the tears off his face as he looks up at the Sierra. "WHY!" he cries out. After a few seconds of that, he's shot. He looks back to see Yazoo and Loz with their guns ready (And you all thought they were dead, didn't you?). "Let's all go home together" Yazoo drops his gun. "We can all have fun" Loz says weakly. Cloud turns around angrily and charges at them. "Quit shooting me in the butt!" he swings his sword, but both of Yazoo's and Loz's materia high things in their arms, causes the roof of the building to explode. Tifa and the others gasp in surprise. "Cloud!" Tifa gasps. Marlene and Denzel are holdiong hands (Are they more than friends...?) as they watch the rain fall. "Cloud's going to come back too, right?" Denzel asks.
Cloud is falling down in this mega white area until he stops and somebody puts a hand on his forehead. "Mother?" he asks. "Again! How many times is it that you called me Mother now?" Aeris asks. "Don't complain. I made mistake okay?" Cloud mumbles. "Isn't it nice to be yearned for?" Zack asks. "Zack? You died?" Cloud asks. "Some guy hit me with his truck, what do you expect?" Zack answers. "But, I don't need a kid as big as this one" Aeris laughs. "I'm not a kid! I'm full grown man!" Cloud growls. "Too bad your place isn't here, I'm telling you" Zack laughs. "Zacky!" Cloud jumps up with his eyes still closed and grabs onto Zack. "I won't leave you with this witch!" Cloud nuzzles against his chest. "It's about time somebody saved me!" Zack sighs in relief. Cloud begins to fall again, but Zack accidentally slips out of his arms. He lands again and suddenly has some hands on his chest, even below the belt. "Hey! I don't need anybody touching me there!" he shoots up. He wakes up in the church with a few kids circling him. A lot of other people are there (How'd they get there so fast?). "The spirit of the underworld told us" a girl looks up at him.
"Cloud will come here, she said" she smiles. "Welcome home" Marlene's voice says. He turns to the right to see all his friends standing there, with Marlene holding Cait (Since Red got a restraining order for him). "I'm back" Cloud nods. "There are still kids who have Geostigma" Red sighs. "Yeah, so? I mean, yeah" Cloud laughs nervously. Cloud walks forward in the water (Isn't that hard if it's deep) as Tifa kneels down to Denzel. "Alright, now we're getting you cured" Tifa smiles. "But, I don't know how to swim" Denzel gulps. "It's alright now" Cloud puts his hand out. "Try your best" Tifa gives him a little confidence. Denzel nods. He slowly walks in and is picked up by Cloud and set in the deeper depths. Cloud gets a handful of water and dumps it on his head. "Not the hair!" Denzel groans. "That's my boy" Cloud smiles. Denzel looks into the water and sees that the spot on his head is gone. He turns back to the others and laughs for no reason (I guess all that Geostigma drew out all of his craziness). Everyone cheers. "Now, everyone jump in!" Cid yells. "It's cured, it's cured!" Yuffie jumps up and down. Kids and adults get pushed in and start jumping around like they just won a million dollars. "Remember, if the water turns yellow, you might want to get out" Yuffie smiles.
Cloud looks around at everybody, until he reaches his friends again, but something catches his eyes. He looks back towards the church entrance to see, Aeris talking to some kids and Zack is leaning against the doorway. She gets up and walks slowly back to the entrance. "You're alright now, aren't you?" she stops and turns around. "Pink devil!" Cloud points. She turns back around and walks out the door, with...a leash in her hands. "Help me!" Zack puts his hands out to him as she drags him away. "Somebody get me a phoenix down!" Cloud yells. Cid throws him one and he revives Zack (Why didn't they use a phoenix down to revive everybody else who died?) "Zacky!" Cloud yells as Zack floats to the surface. "Cloudy!" Zack smiles. They both start to hug each other like crazy. "One more!" Cloud puts his hand out to Cid. Cid tosses him another. Cloud revives Kadaj. "Brother!" Kadaj hugs him and Zack. "Yeah" Cloud whispers. "I'm not alone" he smiles.
And so the awesome credits go onto the screen while Cloud is driving on his motorcycle going nowhere in particular on a weird path. Apparently, he's chasing some dude with his Zack teddy bear. "Give it back!" Cloud yells. Also, he's being chased by the police. "You're going over the speed limit! Please, pull over!" one of the cops yells. As he drives, he sees the Sierra flying overhead, with all of his friends on board. He waves to them and gets back to chasing the guy. "Finders keepers!" the guy yells. As he drives, he even sees Aeris in a...cop uniform? "He's on highway-" Aeris is cut of when she is struck by lightning. "Don't even think about coming back to life!" Cloud yells. After a while of that, he turns the guy into roadkill and gets the bear. The cop cars all trip over the body and are turned upside down. "Nobody can catch the lightning Cloud!" Cloud laughs. After the credits end, it goes back to the orphanage. Near the phone is the picture of Cloud, Tifa, Marlene, and Denzel, but the one right next to it is different. It shows Cloud and all his friends and partly Vincent, cause he's a vampire, but he's still in there. How cute! The End.
Author's note: I didn't want it to end! The ending was totally different from this one. I hate that Kadaj just died or something. I liked how they did the credits, first they're not showing anything in the background, but in the second half of the credits they show Cloud riding on his motorcycle with the scenes looking realistic. It was sooooo cool! I revived Zack to add some more feeling to it, but not that much. I thought that ending photo of all of them was so cute. I got a strange fuzzy feeling inside (Kinda like when I saw the cover of that Winnie the Pooh book with Sora holding hands with Pooh. I usually never get that feeling anymore). I might add some bonus chapters or something so review and tell me if I should. Thankies for reading and good night!