A/N: Yey! Now, the Plagnister presents, Major Ming-Ming Bashing. Please tell me how you like this short story please. This is something that you don't want to think up of just to try to create a funny at the end of a chapter. It will grow.
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Furby
By: The Plagnister
Tyson and Kai sat on the couch, Tyson snuggled up close to Kai and Kai's arm around his waist. Kenny sat between Tala's legs, clacking away at Dizzy. Rei and Max were behind them all somewhere, playing Chinese checkers. The afternoon was a nice, lazy one. Or it was, until Ming-Ming showed up.
BANG!
The sound of their door slamming open made all the Bladers jump to their feet. Ming-Ming walked into the "private" hotel room. Something was cradled in her arms. Something evil that mustn't be named. Then, the Evilness trilled through Ming Ming's clutching arms.
"Ming-Ming, what do you have?"
"No! Please don't tell me you have what you have!"
Ming-Ming smirked at Tyson's outburst, but looked seriously to Kai, whom asked the question. "This is…" She paused, watching as everybody leaned toward her, not wanting to believe her. The anxiety amused her so, she unleashed the Evilness and said, "Furby!" at the same time.
"AAAAHHHH!"
They all screamed and flew to opposite sides of the room. Staring in horror, they watched as Ming-Ming held it up a little higher. The Evil Thing was a light pink with a purple mullet. The thing's toes were kind of curled around Ming-Ming's forearm. She grinned hugely at the terrified boys.
"Furby, say hello."
"Helllllroooow."
The Evil trilled and the boys all screamed. They then, in unison, called out their Bit Beasts and launched their blades at the Evilness. The blades all attacked Furby, but unfortunately, Ming-Ming was not distinguished from Furby by the blades. When the blades finally fell over, they saw that the Furby was not destroyed, but Ming-Ming laid in a crumpled, twitching heap.
"Knock, knock."
"Daaaaaah!"
Max pulled out a large anime hammer and brought it down as hard as he could on the torturous creature. Everybody heaved a gigantic sigh at the destruction of the machine and nearly collapsed at with relief. Ty and Kai returned to their room as did Kenny and Tala, and Max and Rei. As soon as Tyson shut the door to his and Kai's room, something evil trilled.
"Shelby coming 'round the mountain."
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A/N: Yay! How do ya like? I'm a little high on sugar right now. Teehee. Anyways, tell me how you like. The idea for funnies popped into mind at 10:00 at night. Tell me if you want bloopers. If so, I will try to write up as many Bloopers as possible. Please review, but I'm done typing for the night, my eyes are getting harder and harder to keep open. Peace out.