20 Ways of Killing Yugi!
Disclaimer: We hate Yugi. That's why we're killing him. We don't own him, unfortunately, or else he'd be dead WAY more times than 20 :D
Summary: Basically, we kill Yugi 20 times. And just wait and see who kills him! reloaded and reformatted
The first way of Killing Yugi.
Yugi walked into the Amusement Park and headed for the loop-de-loop roller coaster. Little did he know the unpleasant surprise that awaited him.
"Hello, little boy. Let me adjust your seat restraint," said the operater of the ride, who was Seto Kaiba in disguise.
" Uhh. . .OK!" said Yugi happily,wanting to go through the loops.
Kaiba took off the bolts on the premisis of making the restraint fit better.
" Ok, now let me refasten them," he said. But instead of doing that, he made squeaky noises and put the bolts into his pocket.
" There you go lad, you're all fastened in."
Kaiba then walked to the controls for the coaster, grinning madly. He picked up a microphone to make the opening announcement.
" Please make sure all hands and feet are kept in the car at all times, and do not grab your safety harnesses. The first loop will be slow, but the rest will have you screamin'! Have a nice ride!"
Kaiba pushed the Big Red Button that said 'Start'. The ride slowly moved off and approached the first loop.
" Wheeeeeeee!" said Yugi.
The roller coaster went into the loop and at the top Yugi falls out.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he yelled, before hitting the ground with a splat.
Kaiba ran away laughing maniacally. Marik went to the splattered Yugi and picked up the Millenium Puzzle.
" MINE! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!" yelled the evil spirit of the Rod. Yugi just lay there dead.
Notes: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love being evil! Next time Yugi comes to an even worse end!