20 ways of Killing Yugi-part three
Disclaimer: This is a purely fictional work. Some hotshot CEOs
Kaiba???
Not you, Seto, own Yu-Gi-Oh! I am simply twisting it for my sadistic pleasures.
Summary: Part three of 20. This chapter is by The Phoenix. Yugi lovers, GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HERE! LEAVE! attack dogs chase Yugi Lovers.
One day, Yugi was expecting a delivery at the game shop. The driver called Yugi and said he would be about an hour late, his truck had broken down. Yugi was pacing when an idea came to him.
"Nothing else to do, might as well go to the park. Yami, could you watch the store?
Yami popped out of the puzzle and gave his answer. " Sure, aibou."
Yami started watching the shop as Yugi stepped out.
" My spycam in the game shop is being very useful," Kaiba said. "Yugi's going to the Park! Bwahahahaha!" Kaiba got in an 18 wheel truck and headed out.
" Here I come, Yugi!" he yelled.
Yugi was walking along an empty street. The Park was in sight, and Mokuba was on the swings. Yugi found it odd that he had a walkie-talkie, but he supposed that he was gonna call Seto or the driver to pick him up when he was done. He never saw it coming.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kaiba yelled. He hit the accelerator on the truck and slammed into Yugi, turning him into road kill. The puzzle, amazingly, was not squished. Yugi himself was another matter.
Marik ran from the slides after the Kaiba-driven truck was gone.
" YUGI DIED AGAIN! HERE, PUZZLE PUZZLE PUZZLE!" he grabbed his prize and ran away laughing.
Yugi was being eaten by Vultures
Some Street Dept. Road Kill Cleaners drove up in a Yellow SUV.
SD RKC 1 walked up to the flattened Yugi.
" I see Kaiba's been through here," he said.
" I wonder when he's gonna be satisfied," his partner replied, geting out the heavy-duty shop vac.
The shop vac started with a roar and sucked up Yugi's remains.
The vultures were pissed off. "CAW!" they cried, flying at the SD RKCs
SD RKC 1 got a gun. "DIE BIRDS!" he yelled, shooting them all. SD RKC 2 vaccumed up the leftovers.
Yugi and the Vultures were dead in a vaccum cleaner.
Street Department Road Kill Cleaners drove away in their yellow SUV.
Mokubawas swinging
Yami was waiting for the truck and Yugi.
THE END OF PART 3!
OK! Part 4 by Yugi h8er will be up soon!